Five Nights at Freddy's fandom

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So here's some more awful fanfiction. In English this time. FNAF/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover where the author self inserts herself and her friends and they go shopping with Vincent Purple Guy. Or some shit. Grammar/proper formatting does NOT exist here.
 
On that note I wonder when FNAF shit will eventually start showing up in like the mall or something. Like I've seen loads of Attack on Titan shit at work (and on vaction with those airbrush t-shirt people that are legally required to be on every boardwalk in America), and other topical stuff but I can't help but wonder when I'll see the day I start seeing these kids walking around in FNAF t-shirts.
Sooner than you'd think.
 
I remember a while ago there were these guys that found a random code on Scott's website, and after googling it they found that it matched an adress to a little family pizza shop in virginia so the little spergs thought that since the code lead them there, it meant that the pizza shop was somehow relevant to the game (they thought the shop in game might've been based on the actual place or that Scott made a deal with them or something). So after the owners of the place got hundreds upon hundreds of phone calls from autists asking them questions about the series or making shitty prank calls Scott removed the code from his site and called them all out for harassing that poor guy and apologizing for what happened.
 
I remember a while ago there were these guys that found a random code on Scott's website, and after googling it they found that it matched an adress to a little family pizza shop in virginia so the little spergs thought that since the code lead them there, it meant that the pizza shop was somehow relevant to the game (they thought the shop in game might've been based on the actual place or that Scott made a deal with them or something). So after the owners of the place got hundreds upon hundreds of phone calls from autists asking them questions about the series or making shitty prank calls Scott removed the code from his site and called them all out for harassing that poor guy and apologizing for what happened.

If the family restaurant had absolutely nothing to do with the FNAF series in the first place, then why did Scott link them to his website via code??
 
Maybe Scott really likes their pizza?

But doesn't Scott live in Texas? It's kind of a random thing for a Texan to be a fan of a small Virginia restaurant?

Anyway, back to the crazy FNAF fandom. How can a chicken and bear even breed to have children? Especially if they're animatronic chicken and bears?? SFW.
 
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Funnily enough I usually hop into my local Hot Topic once in a while since it's on my way to work (I have to take a bus that stops at the mall) for this very reason since I want some warning before 12-year-olds start walking up to me Foxy shirts or something.

Welp, looks like we're officially entering phase 3 of the popular thing cycle: Hot Topic is selling it on a shirt.
 
If the family restaurant had absolutely nothing to do with the FNAF series in the first place, then why did Scott link them to his website via code??
The number was a completely random number in the code of the website itself. Since Scott has actually used the code of his site as a way of giving hints before people just assumed it was another hint
 
I really don't get this fandom. Somehow it has become worse than Pokemon. And Pokemon bred a CWCki. And there's so many better games out there to obsess over!

I never thought I'd miss the endless Portal references.

The cake was a lie... Those were the days.
 
Mild Powerlevel here but: I once knew someone personally who wanted to fuck the animatronics, which confuses the hell out of me. Not sure I'd want to fuck rusty old machinery, unless you got a gangrene fetish while you're at it.
 
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Mild Powerlevel here but: I once knew someone personally who wanted to fuck the animatronics, which confuses the hell out of me. Not sure I'd want to fuck rusty old machinery, unless you got a gangrene fetish while you're at it.

Your not alone, a girl I went to college with had the same fantasy, there was a bunch of animatronic cowboys at a local pier rifle shoot game and for some reason she had a fantasy of being group fucked by them. She even wrote fanfic about how they would come to semi life at night.
Shes married with kids now.....
 
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I can't help but feel that some of these fans will go the way of Chris-chan and still be obsessed about a game involving colourful animals when they're 27.

Someones upset about something.....not sure what
 
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