Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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suckfest said:
Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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I was right. Speculators were wrong. I think people are so bored with Chris now they just speculate stupid shit like this and insert their own drama, it's verging on weenish. Now back to Flutter's identity after 50 worthless pages added

SigueSigueSpergnik said:
A misunderstanding? Bullshit. You knew exactly what you were saying:
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Based beyond belief. Fuck everyone rating you MATI. This kind of buffoonery needs to stop, it's just as bad as busting a u-turn in front of his house while snapping pictures. (Sorry for the double-post.)
 
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Why was Chris's word alone used as evidence for a feature? Between weens getting him to say stupid shit for street cred and Chris's penchant for bullshit, anything that relies solely on Chris's say-so should be treated the same way everyone treats it when he says he's a woman or that he's Jesus reincarnated.
 
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Maverick Vile said:
Why was Chris's word alone used as evidence for a feature? Between weens getting him to say stupid shit for street cred and Chris's penchant for bullshit, anything that relies solely on Chris's say-so should be treated the same way everyone treats it when he says he's a woman or that he's Jesus reincarnated.
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Because there has been so little Chris content lately and he is overdue a comeback.

Chris Chan with a baby would be a horrific but misadventure rich vein of milk.

People can be forgiven for wishful thinking.
 
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Shovelbird said:
Does anyone think that creature, that soft obese monstrosity could get it up, much less have a willing girl to get knocked up
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never ever underestimate what some people might be attracted to

seriously, i don't know why everyone seems adamant that NOBODY would ever wanna bone chris
sure, it's unlikely, he's not for conventional tastes, but there's something out there for everyone
seriously i've said it before- is sockness wants him, why can't another person
>oh because she's a decent looking girl
so? you think life is a shitty early 2000s high school sitcom where every character gets a partner who's their exact clone of the opposite sex? no, peculiar tastes aren't entirely reliant on your appearenace, it doesn't matter how a person looks if their brain is just wired the way it is

somewhere out there is a true and honest girl who genuinely thinks chris is the ultimate partner, maybe it's flutter, maybe it's not, but she exists, it's more statistically unlikely for her NOT to
 
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DaBoomNahNahAMingA said:
Based beyond belief. Fuck everyone rating you MATI. This kind of buffoonery needs to stop, it's just as bad as busting a u-turn in front of his house while snapping pictures. (Sorry for the double-post.)
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I was also less inclined to believe it form the get go but, if anything, chris usually lies when backpedaling after uttering something he shouldn't have. If we knew more about flutter, that'd be the key. She might actually be sensible enough to have told him to keep his trap shut. The correct way would've been to not outright ask him for confirmation but to poke and prod him more about the topic of kids and pregnancy in general to get to some sort of truth and that bridge is now burnt.
So, if anything, I'm more undecided than before now.
We may know something after roughly 40 weeks.
 
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Dang dirty Pidgeons! said:
I was also less inclined to believe it form the get go but, if anything, chris usually lies when backpedaling after uttering something he shouldn't have. If we knew more about flutter, that'd be the key. She might actually be sensible enough to have told him to keep his trap shut. The correct way would've been to not outright ask him for confirmation but to poke and prob him more about the topic of kids and pregnancy in general to get to some sort of truth, that bridge is now burnt.
So, if anything I'm more undecided than before now.
We'll may know something after roughly 40 weeks.
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Fair, Chris does do that but broken clocks are right twice a day. I'm more MATI about how this was handled by the news-bearer as fact when it was extremely muddled and chris was not speaking concretely - there wasn't even any research done into the donor who said "your baby." Did we ever find out who that was and if they have insider info? Because that would the big break, like every major third-party Chris leak, not Chris himself mumbing some bullshit. It's just so Sloppy that I don't buy it, not with what's been presented.

Edit: typo
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
never ever underestimate what some people might be attracted to

seriously, i don't know why everyone seems adamant that NOBODY would ever wanna bone chris
sure, it's unlikely, he's not for conventional tastes, but there's something out there for everyone
seriously i've said it before- is sockness wants him, why can't another person
>oh because she's a decent looking girl
so? you think life is a shitty early 2000s high school sitcom where every character gets a partner who's their exact clone of the opposite sex? no, peculiar tastes aren't entirely reliant on your appearenace, it doesn't matter how a person looks if their brain is just wired the way it is

somewhere out there is a true and honest girl who genuinely thinks chris is the ultimate partner, maybe it's flutter, maybe it's not, but she exists, it's more statistically unlikely for her NOT to
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they're also forgetting about Fiona, who actually was an attractive woman who wanted to fuck Chris
 
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Abdul Alhazred said:
they're also forgetting about Fiona, who actually was an attractive woman who wanted to fuck Chris
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6/10.

Lose the glasses, grow out her hair and let it go back to its the natural color. Little bit of blush. Braces. Nose is okay I guess not everything can be perfect.

She's still too good looking for Chris I'll tell you that.
 
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DaBoomNahNahAMingA said:
I'm more MATI about how this was handled by the news-bearer as fact when it was extremely muddled and chris was not speaking concretely - there wasn't even any research done into the donor who said "your baby."
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The whole thing was reminiscent of what one would expect to find on Reddit, which perhaps isn't too surprising given that that appeared to be where the rumour originated.

Chrus Chundlur said:
Holy fucking shit, I go a few days without coming here, and you spergs fill 70-something pages just because Chris can't vocalize to save his life.
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What's interesting is that all of this happened due to a statement made by Chris being misrepresented for attention-whoring purposes. Fuck fact-checking and independent research, amirite?
 
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Maverick Vile said:
Why was Chris's word alone used as evidence for a feature? Between weens getting him to say stupid shit for street cred and Chris's penchant for bullshit, anything that relies solely on Chris's say-so should be treated the same way everyone treats it when he says he's a woman or that he's Jesus reincarnated.
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Then again,why use Chris' voice alone to deny an accusation. Remember Chris denied the "soul bonding" so for long too.
 
I find it interesting how many people think an autistic or retarded girl wouldn't be into Chris. Have you seen the abominations they get obsessively attached to? (See: the waifuist who had an anatomically fuckable Squidward fullsized doll made.)

If they're (literally) retarded enough, any positive attention will make them happy. Their bar for dating is incredibly low and cannot be gauged by normal standards.
 
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