Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Also, i'm surprised that this Flutter hasn't been doxxed. It took this site less time to dox doopie, rogue internet man, and hirtes than to dox flutter.
She's way too invested and somehow slick to not be unnerving.
If they're not dating, they're either very good friends or she's getting paid a lot of money there be some kind of watchdog/red herring to us internet folk.
This. Very much.
He found him an audience with a bunch of Mommy rape sympathizers.
They're not just enablers, they're degenerates of the worst kind beside rapists themselves.
And THIS.
If they're not dating, they're either very good friends or she's getting paid a lot of money there be some kind of watchdog/red herring to us internet folk.
All that speculation amounts to precisely what I was ranting about a few pages back with the armin mevis / idea guys thing. There's something afoot. And thanks to you esteemed shit posters, I have a less and less good feeling about the upcoming arc. Whatever exactly this season's theme may be.
 
Speaking of school maybe that might be a good place to look. Unless she’s homeschooled. Does Finland even have that?
The major issue in this specific case is that Finland has the best education in the world, including an absurdly high student to teacher ratio. Despite being only a 100K province, South Ostrobothnia has a total of over 125 schools. If you knew what school she went to, finding her would be a formality, but in this case, it makes it impossible, simply due to the fact that it's unreasonable that each of the 125 schools would have info on every single student that ever went to it, especially back in the 2000's.
 
It’s been discussed in this thread before but there are several people in Christory that were never doxxed, like The Magic Man, The Masked Man, Kim Wilson and (I think?) Jessica Quinn.
Yeah but they also weren't as close with Chris like she is and seen as frequently. It's only a matter of time
 
The major issue in this specific case is that Finland has the best education in the world, including an absurdly high student to teacher ratio. Despite being only a 100K province, South Ostrobothnia has a total of over 125 schools. If you knew what school she went to, finding her would be a formality, but in this case, it makes it impossible, simply due to the fact that it's unreasonable that each of the 125 schools would have info on every single student that ever went to it, especially back in the 2000's.
Fair. Ngl I think I was just looking back to Janke because 1. I recently learned the graduation video was how the farms got her and 2. she was rather elusive or at least she seemed that way from how everyone was talking about her when I first learned about it.
 
I'm just not seeing romantic sparks between flutter and Chris and I never really have.

Chris did mention that they're friends, so ...

If they're not dating, they're either very good friends or she's getting paid a lot of money there be some kind of watchdog/red herring to us internet folk.

Unbeknownst to us all, Flutter is simply the Chaperone

and behind closed doors, the one fucking Chris has been Caden the entire time.
 
Chris just posted the pregnancy isn’t true

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Even if it was true, Chris lives off McDonald’s, considers spraying himself with Axe as hygienic, wastes his monthly tugboat on toys (despite being in his 40s), gets into arguments online with fictional characters, thinks he’s God and raped his own mother.

How does any of this make him stable enough to be a father?

I bet you he didn’t even get a proper ring to propose to Flutter, he most likely proposed to her with his stupid high school ring.

At this point, I am starting to think that Chris and Caden are both fucking with us and want us to think that Chris got himself a girlfriend.

Flutter is probably just some random girl Caden paid to be Chris’s tard wrangler and then Caden and Chris probably got some dumb idea that they could troll us by making us think that Chris is going to marry and impregnate some Finnish girl.

Either way, it "sort of" worked, he definitely had us fooled for like a good few months if him and Caden are fucking with our heads.

There is no way any woman would want to bone Chris, even Fiona lost interest and Hirschberg preferred Sockass.

Chris will forever remain in the friend zone and only got laid by paying a prostitute and raping his dementia riddled mother.
She looks so fucking cute
Sure, if you prefer midgets that have faces like Cabbage Patch dolls and walk weird.

But hey, you do you.
 
I bet you he didn’t even get a proper ring to propose to Flutter, he most likely proposed to her with his stupid high school ring.

No proof has been provided to show that they're married, engaged, or even in a relationship, yet this idea keeps being tossed around as though it's fact.

This has already been discussed to death in this thread. No need to rehash those conversations, but anyone with solid evidence is more than welcome to share it.
 
muppets are cute, though
Puppets are terrifying. Muppets are still pretty scary.

She looks so fucking cute
When you say cute do you mean like cute like a little kid or cute like a girl that you find attractive?

Now from a distance she does kind of look like a cute kid but up close no...

And I'm going to have to say no to the latter.

She does seem to be pretty sharp-witted but if we're only going off attractiveness:

4/10. Sorry Flutter

I'm sure it's genetics.
 
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I refuse to believe fucking reddit would beat us to the punch on getting inside personal details of cabbage patch's life.

Perhaps not, but it's doing a fine job of exporting its own particular flavour of reeeeee to here.


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Do note that he cleverly manages not to reveal a single thing about flutter, even referencing her indirectly
Very unlike him. Either he's changed a lot since going to jail, or it was written for him

Even with the incest saga, he accidently revealed a LOT of details that gave away it was Barb. Or atleast, he just gave a lot of details to begin with.
This time he doesn't even directly reference her.

This is the biggest change since Chris got out of jail. So much used be known about what was going on as he couldn't help but brag, overshare or tell galpals/trolls. But now we are pretty much 100% in the dark, which isn't the norm in christory.
Chris is under lock and key, which is why he's so boring. It's what has been fueling speculation and people running with the tiniest thing, leading to all sorts of crazy ideas. In the end, he was just banging on about the destined child that God showed he would have in a dream.

The whole Flutter scenario is very confusing. Chris being completely tight-lipped about a female hanging around him and even travelling to the US to be with him makes no sense at all. Him being seen at airports, dressed almost like he is travelling incognito and getting visibly annoyed at being recognised. Then there is Flutter herself who is hyper vigilant at being spotted, yet she chooses to hang out with Chris in the first place.

I feel there is more to the current saga, as a lot of it doesn't make sense to me. But we don't have enough facts to lock down any number of conclusions people have come up with to explain it. Until the wall comes down, we'll just have to wait and see.
 
I think finally figuring out who the Magic Man is would be super cool. He's my #2 pick for the CRG (Chris's Rogues' Gallery), after Flutter being #1.
The answer to that would disappoint you, I am afraid. It's on the Cwcki if you know where to look and can put two and two together but he's not noteworthy or interesting in any way.

I refuse to believe fucking reddit would beat us to the punch on getting inside personal details of cabbage patch's life.
Reddit has a larger userbase and is more widely used in Europe, so it's very possible

Perhaps not, but it's doing a fine job of exporting its own particular flavour of reeeeee to here.
Redditers are no worse than the /pol/ and GreatAwakening.win incel trash that infests the Thunderdome
 
No proof has been provided to show that they're married, engaged, or even in a relationship, yet this idea keeps being tossed around as though it's fact.
Their CVS sighting alleged that he was kissing and hugging on her while she awkwardly stood there. Not great evidence or proof, but there is a reason to think they are "dating" (very loose usage here) or that she's being put up to it. No fucking idea where the engagement or marriage rumors are coming from. That's literal fanfiction.

Redditers are no worse than the /pol/ and GreatAwakening.win incel trash that infests the Thunderdome
/pol/ became reddit after /pol/ harbor, mong. And yes, a pure Reddit user is infinitely worse than a pure /pol/ user sheerly due to the lack of exposure to other sites and expectation of heavy moderation. Forever the scum of the internet.
 
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