Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[ToroidalBoat]

Well, the only times Chris has ever had sex (that we know about) is when it was illegal (and got in trouble the second time) and questionable.

Having sex with a hooker is morally wrong to me. Also having sex with an elderly parent is abominable (not merely morally wrong) to pretty much everybody. No wonder that fat freak stupidly claimed that "Adultry is okay, well, and good" -- the only sex he's ever had is adultery in a broader Biblical sense. As long as CWC lives as "Chris Chan", it looks as though what MLW supposedly said (as he recalled it anyway) was spot on: "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend, this way or any way."... so CWC will likely keep getting with trolls "theoretical exes", hookers, and maybe the mentally ill instead. And because he's so stupid "on the honor roll" and egotistical, he may never see why that is so.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Receipts to prove that I didn't make it up.

It's weird because almost every item is nearly on track to be an appropriate gift, but all autistically mixed together, it's just a mess.

Here's what I mean:

• A fruit basket is a nice traditional gift, especially for someone you don't know very well. But Chris just threw three apples (likely swiped from Barb's kitchen) in there.
• A scented candle is also a nice gift, but I'm sure Chris wasn't allowed to have candles for his own safety, so if he wanted something pleasantly smelling, he was limited to air fresheners.
• I remember putting a lot of time into making mix CDs to give to friends as gifts when I was a kid. It can really be a thoughtful gift when the music has meaning and reflects the recipient's tastes. I'm not sure that a cheap hooker would be into Bob's jazz, though.
• I don't know what to think about the mints or the Pez dispenser, though. Chris is just a retard.

It's too bad he didn't include a bottle of Fanta in there. What a missed opportunity!

Oh, thank you, I found on your link that cover story for Barb that I was talking about a while back.

Nope, he straight up said he banged a hooker.
According to him, Barb told him she would have taken it herself had he asked.

While what you say is true, it must have happened afterwards at some point.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

He wasn't as freaking-looking as he is now, but he was still pretty damn freaky. The event would have been a year after he began his "Tomgirl" phase, so he was wearing makeup and sports bras at the time. It would still be another two years before he'd pierce his perineum, though.


Mia is one of several Christorical figures that I would be interested in seeing interviewed. We've all read Chris' account, but hearing the other side of the story could be enlightening.

I'm a little surprised that hardly any characters who have interacted with Chris have come forward and told their stories. Doing so would be stupid -- jackasses would JULAY them relentlessly for the rest of their lives -- but people make bad decisions all the time.

Mia Hamm actually interests me for a few reasons because Chris also took her on a date to McDonald's and had non-sex related phone conversations with her so she can be considered the only non-troll date he ever went on. How awkward must that have been for her to let a 30 yr old autistic guy like Chris take her to a date at McDonald's off the clock?

 

[King Kiwi]

Mia Hamm actually interests me for a few reasons because Chris also took her on a date to McDonald's and had non-sex related phone conversations with her so she can be considered the only non-troll date he ever went on. How awkward must that have been for her to let a 30 yr old autistic guy like Chris take her to a date at McDonald's off the clock?

Chris took his hooker to McDonald's?

McPimp Daddy Christine Slayer.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Mia Hamm actually interests me for a few reasons because Chris also took her on a date to McDonald's and had non-sex related phone conversations with her so she can be considered the only non-troll date he ever went on. How awkward must that have been for her to let a 30 yr old autistic guy like Chris take her to a date at McDonald's off the clock?

Maybe just getting a free meal + ensuring a recurring client. She may have kept the dates and calls as short as humanly possible with Chris being none the wiser.

Still pretty damn weird... having to humor a retard like Chris doesn't seem worth it, even for a cheap hooker. She probably realized this, as it seems their "relationship" didn't last that much (they fucked... two times? I think Chris said at some point that she skipped town, but I'm not sure).

Maybe he tried to leverage their "friendship" and her fake compliments for free sex and she told him to fuck off (and if he didn't, he sure as hell would have eventually tried to pull that off, since he was convinced that she genuinely liked him).

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe just getting a free meal + ensuring a recurring client. She may have kept the dates and calls as short as humanly possible with Chris being none the wiser.

Still pretty damn weird... having to humor a retard like Chris doesn't seem worth it, even for a cheap hooker. She probably realized this, as it seems their "relationship" didn't last that much (they fucked... two times? I think Chris said at some point that she skipped town, but I'm not sure).

Maybe he tried to leverage their "friendship" and her fake compliments for free sex and she told him to fuck off (and if he didn't, he sure as hell would have eventually tried to pull that off, since he was convinced that she genuinely liked him).

She probably told him he had a very nice candy cane and he didn't get the joke.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Mia is one of several Christorical figures that I would be interested in seeing interviewed. We've all read Chris' account, but hearing the other side of the story could be enlightening.

I'm a little surprised that hardly any characters who have interacted with Chris have come forward and told their stories. Doing so would be stupid -- jackasses would JULAY them relentlessly for the rest of their lives -- but people make bad decisions all the time.

Oh how I wish Chris Chan vs. The Internet didn’t get cancelled. Would’ve loved to see that Megan interview.

I’d also be interested in seeing some of Chris’ high school gal pals get interviewed. Kellie and Tiffany in particular because they were the “closest” to him.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Oh how I wish Chris Chan vs. The Internet didn’t get cancelled. Would’ve loved to see that Megan interview.

So am I,

But I can understand that she might have regretted it because she's not had Chris in her life for so long and after she was REALLY upset by him to the point when Chris said he was planning to go see her she reminded him that she has guns an he backed off really fucking fast.

I'd like to know what she thinks now about him after all that's happened, wouldn’t shock me if it did leak at some point at least part of it.

 

[SIMIΔN]

I hope Israel sets her free, Chris must be so worried.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I hope Israel sets her free, Chris must be so worried.

Where's that?

 

[SIMIΔN]

Where's that?

I was making a stupid Greta joke, sorry.

Perhaps I'm the only one to see the resemblance between her and Flutter.

 

[suicidalfrustration]

Likes of Flutter piss me off so much. imagine enabling a literal motherfucker. and tbh I don't care if there is not much evidence to prove that those leaked audios of Chris were enough. I think she could be her own can of worms pretty much a female encounter with Chris ( with respect to Pixyteri)

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Oh how I wish Chris Chan vs. The Internet didn’t get cancelled. Would’ve loved to see that Megan interview.

I’d also be interested in seeing some of Chris’ high school gal pals get interviewed. Kellie and Tiffany in particular because they were the “closest” to him.

Kellie actually was contacted and her opinion of Chris was basically just weird guy she knew once and has no interest in seeing again ever.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Delabonte/Kellie

 

[ASeabear8952]

Kellie actually was contacted and her opinion of Chris was basically just weird guy she knew once and has no interest in seeing again ever.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Delabonte/Kellie

Yeah I remember this.

 

[King Kiwi]

Kellie actually was contacted and her opinion of Chris was basically just weird guy she knew once and has no interest in seeing again ever.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Delabonte/Kellie

Chris: my beloved, cherished gal pals who I will never forget and even included in a Lego reconstruction of my high school! I hope I can track them down in time for our reunion!

Grown gal pal: Chris is just some weird guy I knew once and have no interest in seeing ever again.

 

[themarchivist2]

A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.

On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)

 

[Honey Pie]

A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.

On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)

This is AI dude.

 

[themarchivist2]

This is AI dude.

If it is AI it's the best AI Chris voice I've ever heard, every attempt I've seen to replicate Chris's voice with AI sounds nothing like him. The screaming at the end specifically I don't think is even possible to do with AI voices

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If it is AI it's the best AI Chris voice I've ever heard, every attempt I've seen to replicate Chris's voice with AI sounds nothing like him. The screaming at the end specifically I don't think is even possible to do with AI voices

As a person that did a lot of Chris AI work in the past year or so, it's certainly possible. I got him to sing Through The Fire and Flames without any issues. The voice AI's work especially well when they're given audio samples. It's possible (then again, cannot be sure, especially since it's been a year of progress and it might genuinely be way better nowadays, especially considering they made Darth Vader AI in Fortinite recently) that someone first recorded themselves saying Chris's lines, then AI-ified them. I did that a couple times for some of my covers.

Personally, I think the Walt call has shown us that Chris is far less succeptible to manipulation than before, especially when talking about Flutter. He did not agree to say Flutter's name for $150. He also replied to all questions about her name with "I'm not answering your question". Chris also no longer does meltdowns like that, he's far more composed, collected and instead uses direct threats, like with the May 2024 monitoring footage.

 

[The Un-Clit]

A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.

On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)

Oh man! After all this time we finally have Flutter's name. This is Community news thread worthy imo. BIG props to the ween for getting the name of Flutter right from Chris's mouth!

The pause afterwords speaks huge volumes about how much he just fucked up. I'm betting Auli swore that she would have nothing to do with Chris any more if he ever revealed any personal details about her online and now he has name-dropped her.

He's at the very least getting no Finnish nookie in the near future and possibly ever again. And to think he fell for one of the oldest social engineering tricks in the book!

The only shame is that the ween dropped the call so quickly after. I mean he definitely got his $200 worth, but he could have gotten more info out of Chris when he is that enraged. He could have slipped up any number of things had the guy held the line and probed a bit more. Still, top job.

ETA: Hey @Zeus Blue Thunder , it's time to update the thread title! Actually, maybe not quite yet. There is still the chance it's AI, though I don't think so. The cadence matches Chris and there is a lot of emotional content AI can't do well.