Receipts to prove that I didn't make it up.
It's weird because almost every item is
nearly on track to be an appropriate gift, but all autistically mixed together, it's just a mess.
Here's what I mean:
- A fruit basket is a nice traditional gift, especially for someone you don't know very well. But Chris just threw three apples (likely swiped from Barb's kitchen) in there.
- A scented candle is also a nice gift, but I'm sure Chris wasn't allowed to have candles for his own safety, so if he wanted something pleasantly smelling, he was limited to air fresheners.
- I remember putting a lot of time into making mix CDs to give to friends as gifts when I was a kid. It can really be a thoughtful gift when the music has meaning and reflects the recipient's tastes. I'm not sure that a cheap hooker would be into Bob's jazz, though.
- I don't know what to think about the mints or the Pez dispenser, though. Chris is just a retard.
It's too bad he didn't include a bottle of Fanta in there. What a missed opportunity!