Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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One thing tho...
Let's assume this is real.
I have, in the past, tried looking up Aili's, Ellis, Allys, and it all went nowhere. They all look the exact same.
Good luck trying to find her.
It would narrow her down very well, but you still gotta find her among the moomins.


Edit: @The Un-Clit Sure, if we get the full name of Flutter and it is confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt. Like how we found Praetor member names using their legal documents and school stuff.
 
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Ngl, this is hell. I have no idea what to think about this. I am starting to doubt myself.
I think I might just sleep on it and wake up when people decide if this is real or not...
The Christory draught has affected all of us in horrible ways, and casually dropping a video like that will certainly have massive repercussions on Christory.
Good job for causing the Great Neo Spirituality Schizm.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.
On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)
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I love it when I start recording a phone call right when the call starts ringing, and it does a single perfect loop before I press answer.
 
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This sounds so unbelievably fake. It's well done but totally fake. I have a hard time believing so many people here are falling for it but they're probably lower class phone posters.

Dead internet autism theory in full effect. Even when Chris Chan actually dies there'll still be AI generated soap dramas of autism.

edit: a strong point leaning towards it being fake - what kind of a ween would pay $200 to have chrischan call them and then hangup on him the moment he starts sperging?
 
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Princess Auli, yes it is she.

But not as you know her...

Chris is banned from cons, need I go on?

Take it from me...

His personality flaws... Give me adequate cause.

To send him on a one-way ticket to the ends of the Earth!!!!

KF: bye-bye see ya!!!

Ex PRINCESS AULI!!!!

Let the maniacal laughter ensue.
 
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I'm on the fence and feel more skeptical about this video. A good way to prove it's legit call will be seeing if there were other weens who paid Chris hundreds of dollars of phone calls. Why haven't we see more videos like this one if that's the case. Weens would do anything for a reaction from a lolcow such as Chris.
 
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Tootsie Bear said:
I'm on the fence and feel more skeptical about this video. A good way to prove it's legit call will be seeing if there were other weens who paid Chris hundreds of dollars of phone calls. Why haven't we see more videos like this one if that's the case. Weens would do anything for a reaction from a lolcow such as Chris.
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I mean, there's one other person that still likely has Chris's number and can ask him about Auli. You know who I'm talking about.
 
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Owl-lee.

That's a cute name. You could call a little owl that name.

I like how Chris corrects the name.

I would very much like to call to be real but ...

There's got to be more evidence than this. Chris has to blow his stack on YouTube or something.
 
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Tootsie Bear said:
I'm on the fence and feel more skeptical about this video. A good way to prove it's legit call will be seeing if there were other weens who paid Chris hundreds of dollars of phone calls. Why haven't we see more videos like this one if that's the case. Weens would do anything for a reaction from a lolcow such as Chris.
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This sounds like the same ween who tried to pay Chris to reveal her info in the other call, the "Philly" call. He ended up paying $50 instead.

That's why Chris sounded so reluctant to talk to the guy, he expected to be grilled about Flutter for his $200, instead he got sidetracked with transformers and socially engineered out of the name.

It's not a hill I will die on, it easily could be AI but I'm still thinking it's real at this point. The only sus thing to me is the number of stress sighs that sound alike.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
This sounds like the same ween who tried to pay Chris to reveal her info in the other call, the "Philly" call. He ended up paying $50 instead.

That's why Chris sounded so reluctant to talk to the guy, he expected to be grilled about Flutter for his $200, instead he got sidetracked with transformers and socially engineered out of the name.

It's not a hill I will die on, it easily could be AI but I'm still thinking it's real at this point. The only sus thing to me is the number of stress sighs that sound alike.
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Chris would be sperging on yt or x if he leaked it.
 
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