Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Gnelf said:
Looking at the audio waveforms from the downloaded file shows no 'soundboard' style repetition. There is a distinct background hum only when Chris picks up which continues throughout the video and shows itself intermittently during segments when Chris is talking.

A spectrogram analysis of the audio reveals a few interesting things. Note that this spectrogram analysis was created using ChatGPT.

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The top plot (waveform) displays that the speech patterns for this segment (where Chris talks about who the Autobots are fighting) are natural and dynamic, including:
  1. Varied loudness and softness
  2. Natural pauses and pacing
  3. No signs of clipped audio or overly consistent volume—issues that often show up in AI-generated voices like those from ElevenLabs
The bottom plot (spectrogram) also reveals:
  1. Strong, rich frequency content in the typical human vocal range (100–4000Hz)
  2. Clear variation in the formant patterns, suggesting real human vocal movement
  3. No artificial noise lines or repeating patterns, which are often present in AI speech
I’d bet that this is a real recording of Chris. The clip lacks telltale AI markers like robotic smoothness or mechanical repetition. That said, newer tools like ElevenLabs V3 are getting better at mimicking natural voice, so nothing is ever 100% certain.

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The voice sounds real. It includes natural volume shifts, consistent background noise, human pacing, and none of the usual signs of AI. I believe this is a genuine call.
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Well fuck, kiwibro. Now you've got my skeptical heart starting to believe
 
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Gnelf said:
Looking at the audio waveforms from the downloaded file shows no 'soundboard' style repetition. There is a distinct background hum only when Chris picks up which continues throughout the video and shows itself intermittently during segments when Chris is talking.

A spectrogram analysis of the audio reveals a few interesting things. Note that this spectrogram analysis was created using ChatGPT.

View attachment 7494069

The top plot (waveform) displays that the speech patterns for this segment (where Chris talks about who the Autobots are fighting) are natural and dynamic, including:
  1. Varied loudness and softness
  2. Natural pauses and pacing
  3. No signs of clipped audio or overly consistent volume—issues that often show up in AI-generated voices like those from ElevenLabs
The bottom plot (spectrogram) also reveals:
  1. Strong, rich frequency content in the typical human vocal range (100–4000Hz)
  2. Clear variation in the formant patterns, suggesting real human vocal movement
  3. No artificial noise lines or repeating patterns, which are often present in AI speech
I’d bet that this is a real recording of Chris. The clip lacks telltale AI markers like robotic smoothness or mechanical repetition. That said, newer tools like ElevenLabs V3 are getting better at mimicking natural voice, so nothing is ever 100% certain.

TLDR:
The voice sounds real. It includes natural volume shifts, consistent background noise, human pacing, and none of the usual signs of AI. I believe this is a genuine call.
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Still signs of heavy editing, such as Chris's words cutting directly into the next ones in some places. Background noise can be added in artificially after the fact and if someone was surgically editing this in the first place they'd be more than capable of doing that as well. There was also a section of Chris's where some birds were chirping or some other noise was occurring but did not show up in the other areas I examined.

This is all of course without analyzing the actual content of the conversation (which I didn't really do earlier), and it's just completely out of character from not only Chris but also a ween that has a chunk of money tied up in a retard and a chance for internet clout. The impassioned words of the caller are too relaxed for the tone. Chris's anger level jumps up, down, and all around towards the end and in my opinion he hasn't been capable of such an outburst in years due to his age and declining mental health.
 
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I recorded this with my microphone and my phone on speaker, so I had to boost Chris's end in post, for anyone asking why there were jumps whenever Chris talks.

teddyrancid said:
There was also a section of Chris's where some birds were chirping or some other noise was occurring but did not show up in the other areas I examined.
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The birds were on my end. he called me unannounced at 7am lol
 
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neger psykolog said:
This sounds so unbelievably fake. It's well done but totally fake. I have a hard time believing so many people here are falling for it but they're probably lower class phone posters.
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It really isn't well done. The guys acting is so bad you can hear it through the voice distorter.

Gnelf said:
A spectrogram analysis of the audio reveals a few interesting things. Note that this spectrogram analysis was created using ChatGPT.
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I'm sorry buddy but ChatGPT has no business generating spectograms, and if you think it does then you have no business analyzing spectograms.
 
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I'm 90% sure this is real. Unless there have been some huge leaps in AI in the past 6 months or so, AI cannot do anger, especially not like in here, with a gradual build up of rage.
What also really stuck out to me was Chris' over-pronunciation of "Auli." I feel like that's near impossible to accomplish, like that extended emphasis on the "L" sound.

The 10% of doubt comes from the possibility that they might have used a voice-to-voice mode to replace their voice with a model of Chris Chan. This way you'd be able to replicate what I was talking about above. Tho you would have to be able to do a pretty convincing Chris Chan impression already...
 
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SamuellyGenie said:
The 10% of doubt comes from the possibility that they might have used a voice-to-voice mode to replace their voice with a model of Chris Chan. This way you'd be able to replicate what I was talking about above. Tho you would have to be able to do a pretty convincing Chris Chan impression already...
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There are people who can do just that. If AI was used this is how they did it.

Revolver Salesman said:
I'm sorry buddy but ChatGPT has no business generating spectograms, and if you think it does then you have no business analyzing spectograms.
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Here's one I got from feeding the audio into an online service (https://convert.ing-now.com/audio-spectrogram-creator/)
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Black Yoshi said:

ARCHIVE: https://archive.is/jjGCk

Still take this with a grain of salt.
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The call logs from earlier (which got converted into a short) plus some of our Etsy logs.

Some additional information: Chris called me unannounced at 7 in the morning, so I didn't have time to set up recording on my phone, so the recording I posted was recorded with my microphone and my phone on speaker. Because of that I had to boost Chris's audio. I also cut out a very short clip at 0:21 because someone talked in the background. My voice filter made a couple of Chris's words unintelligible, so sorry about that.
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@Revolver Salesman This seems to preempt the cut you noticed
 
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Black Yoshi said:

ARCHIVE: https://archive.is/jjGCk

Still take this with a grain of salt.
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Minor addenum to this.
This is the screenshot I got from Ren Ryghts a couple of months back. He shared it with me, because it shows a phone number connected to the Etsy/donation account.
It also starts with a 2. I DM'd him just now to ask for permission to post it and he agreed.
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The problem is, Ren Ryghts has stated he called it himself several times and it always redirected him to voicemail. It might not be a phone number Chris normally uses for those sorts of things.
Too bad that's also the only phone number we know of. Chris has a second phone and, it appears, a second phone number. Then again, the only person that has a chance of having it is @waltahwhite'freemovies .

I am getting a bit more convinced. Still, as the last thing we need in Christory is rumors, I'll wait with the judgement.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Minor addenum to this.
This is the screenshot I got from Ren Ryghts a couple of months back. He shared it with me, because it shows a phone number connected to the Etsy account.
It also starts with a 2. I DM'd him just now to ask for permission to post it and he agreed.
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You can also briefly see a 5 from 0:10-0:12
 
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themarchivist2 said:
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You can also briefly see a 5 from 0:10-0:12
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I see.
Definitely possible he did indeed use it then.
I guess that means I am at 90% convinced fake then.

Theoretically though, again, what I posted is form the checkout process from the Etsy. If he had bought from Chris, he would have seen the number at least. The fake thing is not completely disproven. And even if, there are 10000 phone numbers that start with (434) 25.
 
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