Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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CornBogFitz said:
This is great. Only a matter of time. She’s Finnish right? All those Euro fag states have open records. There’s got to be less than 1000 people in her age bracket named Auli
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Even less.


And AFAIK, that also includes middle names, so the number of people with Auli as their actual first name is much lower. Many Finns have their grandparents' first names as their middle names.
 
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blackandredstar said:
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I recorded this with my microphone and my phone on speaker, so I had to boost Chris's end in post, for anyone asking why there were jumps whenever Chris talks.


The birds were on my end. he called me unannounced at 7am lol
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Real or fake, why the fuck would you tell Chris that you were putting this on the Farms? Even if it were real, once OPL gets wind of it, he's going to clam up for a long time and nothing will be revealed. I swear to god the newer weens are even more retarded than the cows.
 
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deadson said:
Real or fake, why the fuck would you tell Chris that you were putting this on the Farms? Even if it were real, once OPL gets wind of it, he's going to clam up for a long time and nothing will be revealed. I swear to god the newer weens are even more retarded than the cows.
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He also didn't even have an account here before that morning it was supposedly recorded. Why would your first thought be to mention a site you don't even use?
 
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teddyrancid said:
He also didn't even have an account here before that morning it was supposedly recorded. Why would your first thought be to mention a site you don't even use?
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To be fair, if I were to do something as stupid as this I wouldn't post it on my main account. I'd create an absolute burner, literally something like "Red Banana" or something so random and then just forget about that account. He could be in this very thread! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-
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Justice Tony said:
To be fair, if I were to do something as stupid as this I wouldn't post it on my main account. I'd create an absolute burner, literally something like "Red Banana" or something so random and then just forget about that account. He could be in this very thread! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-
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True, but then he names his new KF account after his years-old reddit/YouTube accounts with history on them? Completely backwards logic in that case

Edit: Just his YouTube but my point still stands he was using the name prior to making a forum account. Doesn't really matter and I'll stop talking about him now so we can get back on track
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Someone pointed out earlier that Auli is a name that more or less only exists in Finland, and even then it's very rare and even rarer for someone Flutter's age. Assuming the call is real (which I fully believe it is at this point), it confirms beyond a shadow of a doubt that Flutter is from Finland, and narrows the candidates down to a list of about 20 people, consisting entirely of either Finnish citizens, or maybe immigrants to the US from a very traditional Finnish background. Even knowing she's likely not online that's still an entirely different game than we've been playing.
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Okay... so piggybacking off of this do we have any possible candidates for which Auli it could be, seeing as people are saying there's a few hundred in Finland/ on the entire Planet? This entire thread is people saying that Auli isn't a common name so then it should be easy as heck to find the one who looks like a ten year old/ cabbage patch doll.
 
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Revolver Salesman said:
Here is the spectrum of the full recording for anyone who wants to look at it. The low frequencies bulge up whenever Chris is talking, except during those dang suspicious stress sighs. Anyway the guy can go on about how he clipped bits out and fucked with the gain, I would assume it's fake until he posts a version where at least Chris's bits are unaltered, especially given how uneven his responses sound.
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(oh ok and I see he has posted saying oh no I deleted the originals lol)
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100% AI. Notice how little they interrupt each other, and also how "Chris" doesn't stutter or stumble over his words at all. Throughout the call, "Chris" never interrupts the caller, never autistically interjects. The caller occasionally interrupts "Chris", but only at the end of a sentence or during a stress sigh, and "Chris" becomes immediately inaudible whenever this happens (e.g. at around 0:30). This is all very uncharacteristic of the real Chris, but would make sense if the call was faked. It's much easier to create self-contained, segmented audio clips and edit them together than to replicate actual human conversation, with people talking over each other, interrupting each other etc, especially a call with someone as mindraped as modern Chris who can barely string together a coherent sentence, let alone hold a normal conversation.
Also the rage at the end is obviously fake. The pauses between each word are too drawn out, as if it was the product of some shitty AI trying to interpret pauses in a text prompt, and the rage is far too reminiscent of classic Chris. In the off chance Chris would rage in the modern day, it would probably sound more shrill, like the jessica quinn "what the FUCK?! YOU HACKED HER ACCOUNT" freakout, but this is ignoring the fact that Chris no longer rages.
0/10, obvious fake
 
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I'm still not sold on it being AI. There are definitely suspicious aspects to the call but nothing that isn't explainable by normal interactions on a phone call.
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The reaction is stronger then usual for modern day Chris, but far from out of possibility.

Think about it: he had just done something Flutter has told him NEVER to do (again, if you count the fake info given in the previous call) and he knew damn well she was going to be pissed, cut off access to her china if he was getting any, but either way he knew he fucked up huge, and then to be taunted that it was going up on that JUDAS TRAITOR Joshua Moon's site, previously the bane of his existence that he hates and the rage-filled spergout is very understandable and probable.

Not only that, AI tends to do strong emotion poorly, and both sarcasm and anger were very clearly present in Chris's voice at correct times.


Is anyone actively looking up "Auli" references in Finland and the Eastern U.S.?
 
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suicidalfrustration said:
Could be Ai even though i hate Flutters got myself . but this could have been done to give a false clue about our little whore.
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At this point I think they've always been trying to leave false breadcrumb trails.

They're slowly trying to drive us insane and make a lot of money while they're at it.

Flutter knows what she's doing.

Caspian knows what he's doing.

Chris never knows what he's doing.

We're like hunting dogs with ten false trails to follow but not all at once at any given time.
 
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The fact that the convo ends right after the name is also suspicious.
Chris wasn't even suspecting anything, could've asked for more info before blowing it.

Also, how do they know it's Auli?
Sure that's a legit Finnish name but did they check that?
he could've said "Aoli", how would they immediately know it's supposed to be Auli?

Also, ofcourse, the reddit account that posted it is new.

I'd lean more towards them playing us, rather than it being AI
 
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Black Yoshi said:
This is the last time Chris tried a gayop.
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That's assuming it's Chris doing the gayop.
Caden has succesfully managed to vanish off the records entirely after being doxxed two years back. The only thing we got on him since is that court case that confirmed he lives at Big Island now.
If he's behind it as a coverup for Flutter, that'd make more sense.
Then again, not theorising anything and just seeing how it develops.
 
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