Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[BubbaRobot887]

Its just hit me that she's most likely going to be spending Easter with Chris.

She's choosing to spend Easter with Chris.

What the fuck.

That's bound to be absolutely insufferable considering the whole "Christine" delusion.

What if she end up knocked up, the last thing we need is Chris reproducing!

 

[A Flying Nun]

She's back
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This bitch harder to photograph than Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster wtf

 

[Ammyterasu]

"It's big, innit?"

"Yes, Chris, it's very big."

"Say the line, Flutter! I can't cum without it"

*sighs*"Turn me loose, you silly goose"

 

[BillTheButcher]

Well well well, looks like I was right that she'd be back at Chris CHAD's side!

Out of respect for this forum I won't go into graphic detail in this post, but *you know what I know* what they're doing when they're alone behind closed doors

The Christ-chan, the flutter, and the Holy Barbussy.

The unholy, three-way trinity. Dude gets a girl, and STILL fucks his mother. Unreal.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Yeah it's too suspicious that she's visiting him on school holidays and not around Valentine's Day and Chris' birthday. Maybe she goes to Caden's college?

Babscon is also on the 29th if she’s there to escort Chris around another convention.

I really hope that is the case because there’s a good chance it’ll be an hilarious disaster if he somehow gets in the convention and is greeted by stalls of people selling merch of the new generation of MLP or even if he travels all the way to San Francisco to get banned before he even gets in.

 

[Pedophobe]

there's also a backup handler which was once spotted

Who where when was this?

"Say the line, Flutter! I can't cum without it"

*sighs*"Turn me loose, you silly goose"

"Mom used to say it more flirty"

 

[Thumb Butler]

Holy shit she didn't give up after the con!

How soon will a baby bump be visible on such a petite woman?

 

[The Feline Solution]

I find it hard to believe Chris can give her an orgasms, I think she is finishing herself after Chris peaks 20 to 30 seconds after things start.

Maybe the bent duck is hitting her in ways a normal dick didn't and she's now hopelessly addicted to the literal tard cum.

 

[King Kiwi]

How soon will a baby bump be visible on such a petite woman?

Chris won't be able to keep his mouth shut.

Truly Rosemary's baby except Chris is the evil part. Absolutely nothing good could come of this.

Look, I don't think it's going to happen. But then we didn't think that Chris was going to rape his mother did we?

The only thing I'm going to say is welfare checks and not the monetary kind. My God, we are talking about a child. Chris in no way shape or form needs to be a parent.

The only reason I put any credence into this at all is that it doesn't look like flutter is going anywhere; the one woman who can stand to be around him for the longevity.

Even if they do manage to bring a child into this world and God bless us... "Care"for the child, that baby is going to be in constant danger of people getting too close and setting Chris off.

He's been known to be violent. And if the baby does something he doesn't like, there's no guarantee he's not going to harm it. And that's not talking about how they're probably going to exploit Junior for all their worth.

 

[Lerias]

Who where when was this?

That black woman when he went to Walmart. This was when he was still at a group home.

 

[Pedophobe]

That black woman when he went to Walmart. This was when he was still at a group home.

Oh yeah the van lady, that was a completely different saga to this one.

 

[FinnSven]

Babscon is also on the 29th if she’s there to escort Chris around another convention.

I really hope that is the case because there’s a good chance it’ll be an hilarious disaster if he somehow gets in the convention and is greeted by stalls of people selling merch of the new generation of MLP or even if he travels all the way to San Francisco to get banned before he even gets in.

Hasn’t he got well known form for harassing women who voice acted for those pony (and trap) cartoons?

Maybe they will have to get John De Lancie to meet him at the gate and tell him he is not welcome?

In seriousness, I would have thought that Chris is probably preemptively banned from any my little pony conventions or events.

They, even normies who just work in some non autistic capacity for it, certainly will know about Chris.
It’s bad enough unwashed heavily on the spectrum men of questionable reputation and character lurking around, but an unwashed transvestite with a history of cyberstalking voice actresses and raping his own mother is really pushing the limits.
Especially because there has to be SOME real little girls who want to attend.

 

[Pedophobe]

Maybe they will have to get John De Lancie to meet him at the gate and tell him he is not welcome?

Speaking only for myself, I would consider being personally kicked out of a con by John de Lancie an absolute win.

"I loved you in Star Trek IV!"
"That was John Shuck you fucktard!!"
"Oh right you were Maltz in Star Trek III"
"No stalker child that was John Larroquette!"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Babscon is also on the 29th if she’s there to escort Chris around another convention.

That would also give more credence to her being in on it with Caden, if she only shows up for cons

 

[FinnSven]

That would also give more credence to her being in on it with Caden, if she only shows up for cons

Or, she just likes to go to cons with Chris.
Well, at least trying to go to cons with Chris.

It doesn’t prove she is a Caden collaborator.

 

[Seedling]

What if she end up knocked up, the last thing we need is Chris reproducing!

The only possible arc to surpass the incest arc would be the Chris the father(mother?) arc, can you fucking imagine the decades long shitstorm that this would bring, not to mention the suffering the child would be put trough.
But if there's anything out of that timeline that i would want would be for Null to attend the child batism as his godfather

 

[FinnSven]

The only possible arc to surpass the incest arc would be the Chris the father(mother?) arc, can you fucking imagine the decades long shitstorm that this would bring, not to mention the suffering the child would be put trough.
But if there's anything out of that timeline that i would want would be for Null to attend the child batism as his godfather

I would hope that if flutter gets up the stick via Chris, she just returns to wherever she comes from and ghosts Chris.
Failing that, then social services step in and remove any offspring to care of the state having deemed Chris unfit for parenting.

Of course, I am usually disappointed.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris has been a fan of MLP since Gen 1.

When did he say that? He would have been five years old when it ended (which would have made it at least age-appropriate). He'd have been a toddler when it first came out in 1984. So he might have seen it in syndication.

 

[FinnSven]

When did he say that? He would have been five years old when it ended (which would have made it at least age-appropriate). He'd have been a toddler when it first came out in 1984. So he might have seen it in syndication.

I thought it was established Chan-Lore that he started being interested in MLP because of Megan?
He was a bit ahead of the curve as he was a Brony before Bronies were a thing.

 

[Rupin]

When did he say that? He would have been five years old when it ended (which would have made it at least age-appropriate). He'd have been a toddler when it first came out in 1984. So he might have seen it in syndication.

he had a gen 1 pony is his hand in that picture I posted. And when Ben Saint interviewed him he said that he had been watching MLP since gen 1.