Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[The Un-Clit]

Chris's activity has fallen down greatly.


This leads me to wonder tho, is Flutter just having Chris keep low profile on the internet, making him make more Praetor stuff, or is there some fuckery going around? (Maybe even in and out)

This is very much worth further consideration. I very much doubt Chris's recent lack of postings and Cabbage's return are unrelated. The questions are both WHY and HOW.

HOW can she be influencing the world's most open sperg to keep his spewing at the keyboard to a minimum? With her hobbit-like physical charms? her Suomi Sorcery? or just plain wisdom getting through to the motherfucker somehow?

WHY? is she using said influence to shut CC up? Orders from her Praetor paymasters? Self preservation, knowing the less Chris speaks the less likely she is to be doxed? Actual affection for Chris and wanting the best for him?

Much to ponder, Kiwibros/sis's, much to ponder.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

This is very much worth further consideration. I very much doubt Chris's recent lack of postings and Cabbage's return are unrelated. The questions are both WHY and HOW.

HOW can she be influencing the world's most open sperg to keep his spewing at the keyboard to a minimum? With her hobbit-like physical charms? her Suomi Sorcery? or just plain wisdom getting through to the motherfucker somehow?

WHY? is she using said influence to shut CC up? Orders from her Praetor paymasters? Self preservation, knowing the less Chris speaks the less likely she is to be doxed? Actual affection for Chris and wanting the best for him?

Much to ponder, Kiwibros/sis's, much to ponder.

All of the research I have been doing for the past six months that got me banned on rule 1 from the CWCki Discord might have helped out in stuff.
I need to think further, but I have some stuff to talk about.
First, Chris likes a shit ton of Fluttershy pictures when Flutter is away for some time. He also has some sympathy towards pictures of Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy.
Idk if that relates to the whole swimwear thing, but he did like some posts like that in the past, including that one in early February.
Link

And yeah, while these were only sent to tier 2 and 3 backers, there are nude edits of this one. This is also the case for many other drawings Chris has liked, including one art of a furry putting on a bondage suit and then getting fucked in the ass.

Idk if I have described it to you, guys, but Chris's activity also shifts drastically when Flutter was around, to the point that there was only one livestream (not counting the recent mishaps) that was ever streamed when Flutter was around. There are way more sightings, with two of them always together, and she keeps him on a leash quite well. There's also a noticeable drop in Praetor activity. It seems as if Flutter is deployed in the times of great controversy and bigger events.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Chris's activity has fallen down greatly.
His last activity on Twitter (main account) was on March 21 (technically 2 AM March 22, but...).
His last activity on the TinyHorse alt was on March 10 (This was when he stopped ranting about Gen 5 after making the video, the time it was recorded was 2:30 PM on March 10).
-last activity on Bluesky was over a month ago.
-barely active on Duolingo for the past two weeks, falling down to the Obsidian league from Diamond.
-most recent sighting was on March 25, but all sightings after March 18 were just him going out shopping with Flutter.
-most recent video he made was on March 24, and those are typically made at least a week prior (In fact, Chris has accidentally livestreamed himself singing some song a day later)
-last non accidental livestream was on March 13.

-Flutter's return causes a lot of changes

His online activity has fallen down greatly because his Finnish concubine is putting a lot of effort into making sure that some aspects of his 'offline activity' are shooting up sharply.

Chris Chad has gotten off Twitter on his main account -- unlike many of the left wing losers and right wing retards on that bot infested website -- because Chris Chad has been getting off a bona fide in-the-flesh Finnish woman who loves him

Chris Chad has no time to be on Twitter on an alt, for the same reason I sometimes don't have time to use a fucking alt account on Twitter : being too busy getting blown by some bitch.

Chris Chad has no need for BlueSky, because his bent dick is causing some Blue-ish bruises in Flutter's wet womanlet vajayjay, and his cum has been decorating her pretty face like the cheerful white clouds in the Sky.

Chris Chad doesn't need to spend time learning Finnish on Duolingo, because his woman has been "speaking Finnish" all around his cock, and has also been "screaming Finnish" when Chris Chad gifts her Sonichu Powered Orgasms

(which many of the women reading this will probably NEVER receive from him (and how does that make you feel?)).

Chris Chad is barely being sighted... because he's often alone in a confined space with a REAL HONEST-TO-GOD WHITE WOMAN who didn't already have a boyfriend... who came from across the Atlantic and across E V R O P A to come repeatedly when she's alone with the American man to which she is dedicating her love.

Chris Chad isn't wasting time making videos for the World to see because he's spending time fertilizing Finnish eggs with American sperm.

Chris Chad isn't being seen accidentally livestreaming a song, because he is not-so-accidentally making his girlfriend 'sing' ... through: So. Many. Different. Ways.

Yeah, of course Flutter's return is causing so many changes to Chris's routine.

IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS STUPID FUCKING FORUM WHO STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BETWEEN THOSE TWO AUTISTS?

(or do I have to spell it out even more clearly in future posts?)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Yeah, I'm not doing an AI vid of this again.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah, I'm not doing an AI vid of this again.

You gotta watch out for those crazy types.

 

[Lou Sassle]

I have done the Lord's work today boys. I was talking with a Finnish woman today and had her listen to the name clip and look at the couple photos of egg. Today's answers were "I don't know what their saying. Maybe Alex" and "She looks Finnish" I asked about her odd behavior and got "Well finns don't like being photographed and generally don't like being near other people"


The woman in question is 31 and moved to the US 5 years ago. She has no accent. When I asked her about that she said that she was taught English in college by native speakers from the US and watched a lot of US movies and TV. She couldn't recall anyone in her class having an accent.

She is 50/50 on whether or not egg is Finnish.

 

[King Kiwi]

I have done the Lord's work today boys. I was talking with a Finnish woman today and had her listen to the name clip and look at the couple photos of egg. Today's answers were "I don't know what their saying. Maybe Alex" and "She looks Finnish" I asked about her odd behavior and got "Well finns don't like being photographed and generally don't like being near other people"


The woman in question is 31 and moved to the US 5 years ago. She has no accent. When I asked her about that she said that she was taught English in college by native speakers from the US and watched a lot of US movies and TV. She couldn't recall anyone in her class having an accent.

She is 50/50 on whether or not egg is Finnish.

So...what? Do they think their souls will be trapped in the camera or something?

 

[ilovejews]

So...what? Do they think their souls will be trapped in the camera or something?

No, they're all extremely autistic.

 

[CFC-12]

This is very much worth further consideration. I very much doubt Chris's recent lack of postings and Cabbage's return are unrelated. The questions are both WHY and HOW.

HOW can she be influencing the world's most open sperg to keep his spewing at the keyboard to a minimum? With her hobbit-like physical charms? her Suomi Sorcery? or just plain wisdom getting through to the motherfucker somehow?

Honestly it's probably way more simple. Chris spends his entire life on the internet not just because he's autistic, but because he's alone. Even before the Great Motherfuck of '21, he had virtually zero IRL friends or relationships. No job, no friends, basically nothing to do in life other than stay home and shitpost on social media.

But now, for the first time in Chris's adult life, he has a real actual honest-to-god PERSON to interact with. It makes complete sense that when someone's around to talk to, go outside with, and generally give him something to do NOT on his phone, his online activity is gonna drop precipitously. I personally don't think Chris cares about social media or the internet that much, he just has damn near nothing else in his life to spend his time on.


Unrelated but I totally think Flutter looks like Ann from Arrested Development.

 

[Pedophobe]

HOW can she be influencing the world's most open sperg to keep his spewing at the keyboard to a minimum?

Is it really that difficult to imagine? Rhymes with "bussy".

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I updated the OG post, but TLR - Chris wanted to come to the event with Flutter, got refused by the staff, they put up the exchange at the event.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I updated the OG post, but TLR - Chris wanted to come to the event with Flutter, got refused by the staff, they put up the exchange at the event.View attachment 5865339

I love that they framed the fucking email.

Truely amazing.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I love that they framed the fucking email.

Truely amazing.

Hell, this should be sealed in a nitrogen filled, airtight frame, similar to the one that protects the Declaration of Independence.

WHEN in the Course of Pony Events, it becomes necessary for one Bronies to dissolve the Crazy Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth and Dimension C-137, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Ponykind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.

 

[knux]

I updated the OG post, but TLR - Chris wanted to come to the event with Flutter, got refused by the staff, they put up the exchange at the event.View attachment 5865339

Wow! They were so proud of this, they framed it. Amazing.
It looks like Chris is steadily getting banned from every pony convention.

Reading the response Chris wrote is interesting.
First he claims he has committed no crimes at all and any allegations of crimes are false. Even if there are witnesses.
Next he blames the trolls for his bad reputation, stating he was tricked into behaving like a horrible person.
Then he claims he is part of multiple privileged classes, without stating how that is relevant.
After this, he starts getting angry and complains about how his weekend was ruined and that the organisers are targetting female members of the community.

Finally it starts getting wild as his email descends into babbling about the organisers being under the influence of demons and devils. How dare they deny the righteous and good CWC!
He finishes it with a threat that sounds like his old curses he used to do. Saying that karma will "swiftly follow you and all who attend your convention this month and this very year". Like he implies that the organisers will suffer some sort of wrath and so will anyone to attends their event.

What's also interesting is how he capitalises "Toxic" and "Irredeemable", like they are nouns describing someone or a group. He also puts this named group - "the Toxic Irredeemable" in the same sentence as demons and devils. Implying that the trolls are just as bad as demons and the like. The whole thing reads like a crazy religious fundamentalist wrote it.

 

[King Kiwi]

I updated the OG post, but TLR - Chris wanted to come to the event with Flutter, got refused by the staff, they put up the exchange at the event.View attachment 5865339

Holy Jesus alive!

Did Babscon do this for us? The Internet?

Man, maybe there is something to this holiday besides dyed eggs and ham.

I'm lying. Happy Easter y'all.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

The fact that Chris is having sex regularly after everything he did and with how he looks is really depressing me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I updated the OG post, but TLR - Chris wanted to come to the event with Flutter, got refused by the staff, they put up the exchange at the event.View attachment 5865339

He referred to Flutter as "friend" and not "girlfriend". Interesting...

The fact that Chris is having sex regularly after everything he did and with how he looks is really depressing me.

Cheer up; we don't know if that's the case. She could be hired by Caden to tardwrangle Chris and get more stuff to sell

 

[BubbaRobot887]

We can only hope that is the case.
If Chris has a kid it will be the end of civilization as we know it and it will prove women have no standards.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Despite me claiming otherwise some time ago, not only did the Duolingo streak not stop, it continues at 150 days, but Chris has actually *returned*. Still Finnish.
Prolly Duolingo is to blame, as it did, in fact, show 0 day streak for me.

 

[AnOminous]

Reading the response Chris wrote is interesting.
First he claims he has committed no crimes at all and any allegations of crimes are false. Even if there are witnesses.

Even though he admitted it and a court accepted his admission. He played the tism card, and admitted he committed the crime, but it was the tism that did it. You don't get a tism deferral without implicitly admitting to it, because the language of the statute says that:

§ 19.2-303.6. Deferred disposition in a criminal case; persons with autism or intellectual disabilities.​

A. In any criminal case, except a violation of § 18.2-31, an act of violence as defined in § 19.2-297.1, or any crime for which a deferred disposition is provided for by statute, upon a plea of guilty, or after a plea of not guilty, and the facts found by the court would justify a finding of guilt, the court may, if the defendant has been diagnosed by a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist with (i) an autism spectrum disorder as defined in the most recent edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association or (ii) an intellectual disability as defined in § 37.2-100 and the court finds by clear and convincing evidence that the criminal conduct was caused by or had a direct and substantial relationship to the person's disorder or disability, without entering a judgment of guilt and with the consent of the accused, after giving due consideration to the position of the attorney for the Commonwealth and the views of the victim, defer further proceedings and place the accused on probation subject to terms and conditions set by the court. Upon violation of a term or condition, the court may enter an adjudication of guilt; or upon fulfillment of the terms and conditions, the court may discharge the person and dismiss the proceedings against him without an adjudication of guilt.

This motherfucker can lie about it all he likes but he's already admitted he did it.