Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Optimus Prime said:
When I was doing my college courses, for various reasons I ended up having gone to three different institutions before getting my Bachelor's, and the exact age range of people taking courses can vary wildly.

At the more preppy, high-end colleges, you'll definitely get students that are fresh out of high school and living off of scholarships, but they also are likely living on campus in dorms or frat houses and working local part-time jobs as baristas and shit.

Veering closer to urban community colleges and the stratification definitely veers more towards an older crowd. You still have the fresh HS graduates but these establishments are far more accessible to those in older age brackets looking to get degrees to get better jobs or get raises at their current ones. Some of the people in my later college years were definitely pushing 50, even, and this was in some coding and technology based courses.
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very true, but I will reiterate that I don’t think Flutter is in college because she’s been sighted with Chris on weekdays in late September and early October

my suspicion is that she’s a NEET or saves up enough money from work to take vacations to America for periods of time

wouldn’t be surprised if she’s Chris Chad’s Sugar Mama. She probably PAYS him for the “privilege” of swallowing his seed
 
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In this job market, going back to college in your late 20’s, 30’s or even later is not weird at all. Surviving off poorly paid jobs is close to impossible. People go back to school, so they can get a better job. This isn’t the 60’s when you could get a house and a car for a pack of cigarettes and a firm handshake.

When AI becomes ubiquitous, going back to college multiple times throughout your life will become the norm.

And if she’s “special”, it’s possible that she is a late bloomer. Maybe her parents finally managed to get rid of her. Lots of NEET’s live with their parents in their 20’s until it becomes too much and they get an ultimatum. Another possibility is mental health problems that stole years of her life, prison, etc.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
very true, but I will reiterate that I don’t think Flutter is in college because she’s been sighted with Chris on weekdays in late September and early October

my suspicion is that she’s a NEET or saves up enough money from work to take vacations to America for periods of time

wouldn’t be surprised if she’s Chris Chad’s suggamomma. She probably PAYS him for the “privilege” of swallowing his sees him
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Something's going on, but whether that's good for Chris or not only time will tell.
 
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truthfullies said:
they're fucking, right?
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Unknown. Chris referred to her as his "friend", and not "girlfriend" or "girl friend", which is suspicious. I still suspect she's being paid by Caden given her being so afraid of being filmed and always hiding her face (she knows that she's flying close to the sun here)
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Unknown. Chris referred to her as his "friend", and not "girlfriend" or "girl friend", which is suspicious. I still suspect she's being paid by Caden given her being so afraid of being filmed and always hiding her face (she knows that she's flying close to the sun here)
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I think more to your point (and it's been stated plenty of times before) Chris cannot keep a secret to save his fucking life, he'd have blabbed that he's fucking long ago.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
I think more to your point (and it's been stated plenty of times before) Chris cannot keep a secret to save his fucking life, he'd have blabbed that he's fucking long ago.
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Maybe not. He might think sex = jail and not incest = jail. He almost certainly hated jail and probably had very little understanding of why he was there other than he fucked someone and told some people and cops came and picked him up. In his retarded mind any sex could put him in jail.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
All of my posts in this thread are almost certainly true!

Chris Chad is a NEW MAN now! He can be motivated to keep a little secret about his little Finnish lover ;)
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Fuck's sakes, are you really so proud of your coomer-brained autism spew that you have to keep referencing it every few days? I can tell you, it's not as beloved as you seem to think, fam.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
All of my posts in this thread are almost certainly true!

Chris Chad is a NEW MAN now! He can be motivated to keep a little secret about his little Finnish lover ;)
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Chris is just a beta pretending to be their idea of what a Chad is. Put Chris in a scenario where he has to be cool and he will blow it spectacularly.
 
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Maybe not. He might think sex = jail and not incest = jail.
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He doesn't learn that way. Instead, he learns the most narrow lesson possible and then rules lawyers it in his mind to continue doing the same general behavior. Like if he gets thrown out of one games store, trespassed, and then hits the manager with his car, and gets prosecuted for that, he just learned you don't hit people with cars if they throw you out of their place.

He doesn't learn you don't just leave a place if the owner tells you to leave.

He then thinks it's okay to mace someone for interfering with his vandalism.

All he learned from that prosecution was don't mace people.

Then he'll go into some other place, get told to stay the fuck out, and come back anyway. He gets prosecuted for that. He doesn't learn not to do that, he just knows not to do it at that place.

He repeatedly gets told off for groping and sexually harassing people, blocked on social media, and otherwise told his behavior is inappropriate. Does he learn not to do that? No, he whines and cajoles and vaguely threatens the people who blocked him.

He raped Barb. He spent over a year in jail for it. Did he learn anything? Apparently not to rape Barb and to deny raping Barb. He hasn't learned a damn thing about not raping anyone else. He'll rape if he gets the chance again because he's "learned" that all you get from raping someone is to get to jerk off in cushy conditions barely different from his normal life, without even having to pay rent.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
The last time Chris was being secretive about a lover...well, he went to fucking jail because of it.
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He went to jail because he was *not being secretive enough!* As AnOnimous points out, Chris learns the wrong lessons from his troubles. Therefore, he's being *extra secretive* right now because he equates not being secretive enough about sex with getting in trouble.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
He went to jail because he was *not being secretive enough!* As AnOnimous points out, Chris learns the wrong lessons from his troubles. Therefore, he's being *extra secretive* right now because he equates not being secretive enough about sex with getting in trouble.
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Yes, welcome to our exclusive club of secretive secret secrecy. Intitians every other Thursday.

Bring your own snacks. *sigh*

I don't think Chris wants to keep mum, but Praetor and Flutter need their cut etc.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Unknown. Chris referred to her as his "friend", and not "girlfriend" or "girl friend", which is suspicious. I still suspect she's being paid by Caden given her being so afraid of being filmed and always hiding her face (she knows that she's flying close to the sun here)
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I think she’s just in a relationship with Gayden or is in Caden‘s weird group where they all believe that Chris is the golden goose of content, and that if they can wrangle him, he will make them more millionaires.

My personal schizo belief is that Caden knew that he could never get CWC to agree to be alone or talk to Caden because Chris just hates men in general, but Caden knew that if he got a girl who looks abit jail-bait-ish he can get Chris to do whatever he wants.
That’s pretty much happened. He’s essentially locked up Chris in a house and forcing Chris to stream and field questions from weens asking him about JULLLAY & Barbussy whiles collecting Patron, supah-chats and delicious non-taxable SSDI.

I still remember vividly when Chris was in jail the weird Civil War that broke out between Kengal Caden and Pretor, all fighting over the Sonichu IP like it’s the rights to Starwars or something.
 
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