Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
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Despite me claiming otherwise some time ago, not only did the Duolingo streak not stop, it continues at 150 days, but Chris has actually *returned*. Still Finnish.
Prolly Duolingo is to blame, as it did, in fact, show 0 day streak for me.
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Doesn't that show his streak stopped since he didn't get any pkt on pn, wt, sr, cz, pt and nd? I am assuming those are days of the week
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
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Despite me claiming otherwise some time ago, not only did the Duolingo streak not stop, it continues at 150 days, but Chris has actually *returned*. Still Finnish.
Prolly Duolingo is to blame, as it did, in fact, show 0 day streak for me.
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Humhum...mewonders why Chris is so avid about learning Finnish when he hardly ever puts any effort into anything that's not My Little pony or Sonichu.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Humhum...mewonders why Chris is so avid about learning Finnish when he hardly ever puts any effort into anything that's not My Little pony or Sonichu.
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I think the funnier thing is that this underscores that Chris was always capable of putting effort into literally anything he tried.

He just chose not to.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Doesn't that show his streak stopped since he didn't get any pkt on pn, wt, sr, cz, pt and nd? I am assuming those are days of the week
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I used Duo to practice something and occasionally it doesn't report your points correctly, for example if he does a day but his internet connections shit it won't fully update an set him back a lesson or two, I have had it happen to me but its normally something you'd notice before you lost a week.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Meaning something happening in his life makes him feel compelled to do this.
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True, in the past Chris has been driven to do something if he truly feels like it would get him what he wants...which usually involved getting a 'heartsweet' so it's definitely not off the table as to what this current situation could be.

Of course, that certainly doesn't paint a good picture of Flutter, if she's shacking up with a 40 year old motherfucking wannabe troon calling himself Jesus resurrected, dresses like a ten year old's idea of a clown, has extremely questionable (if even existent) personal hygiene, and has been ostracized by virtually every single fandom he claims to be a part of.
 
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atorie said:
Something I was thinking about; it’s a common assumption that flutter is visiting Chris during college breaks, but what 30 year old still goes to college? It just seems like more proof that she’s actually in her early 20s, and Chris was lying about her age.
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I suspect this is coincidental more than anything else. Now, with that being said, some white collar thirty year olds do go to college part-time for career change and some other thirty year olds who spent their 20s on dead-end stuff are going to college for their first shot at a white collar job. It's technically possible Flutter fits that mold.

However, I suspect she really does live in Finland because of Chris trying to learn Finnish. Don't think she's an American college student who only visits during breaks, because she's been with Chris on dates like mid-September, early-October, etc which are hardly break periods from college like Spring Break or Winter Break. I also suspect she really is thirty (maybe 31 now) because in this video she has more of a 30 year old face than an early 20s face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVkoT8KWhY

Note that in that video she walks like an autist. If almost every one of our predictions in this thread are false, I'm fairly confident the only true prediction would be that she's an autist.

edit: of course, let's face it...a lot of Kiwifarmer guesses on Flutter may be wrong, but all of *mine* are probably true ;)

those of you who have read my posts in this thread, you know what I mean about my probably-true-guesses :christine::lit:*sigh*
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
I suspect this is coincidental more than anything else. Now, with that being said, some white collar thirty year olds do go to college part-time for career change and some other thirty year olds who spent their 20s on dead-end stuff are going to college for their first shot at a white collar job. It's technically possible Flutter fits that mold.

However, I suspect she really does live in Finland because of Chris trying to learn Finnish. Don't think she's an American college student who only visits during breaks, because she's been with Chris on dates like mid-September, early-October, etc which are hardly break periods from college like Spring Break or Winter Break. I also suspect she really is thirty (maybe 31 now) because in this video she has more of a 30 year old face than an early 20s face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVkoT8KWhY

Note that in that video she walks like an autist. If almost every one of our predictions in this thread are false, I'm fairly confident the only true prediction would be that she's an autist.

edit: of course, let's face it...a lot of Kiwifarmer guesses on Flutter may be wrong, but all of *mine* are probably true ;)

those of you who have read my posts in this thread, you know what I mean about my probably-true-guesses :christine::lit:*sigh*
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How does one walk like an autist?
 
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Optimus Prime said:
True, in the past Chris has been driven to do something if he truly feels like it would get him what he wants...which usually involved getting a 'heartsweet' so it's definitely not off the table as to what this current situation could be.

Of course, that certainly doesn't paint a good picture of Flutter, if she's shacking up with a 40 year old motherfucking wannabe troon calling himself Jesus resurrected, dresses like a ten year old's idea of a clown, has extremely questionable (if even existent) personal hygiene, and has been ostracized by virtually every single fandom he claims to be a part of.
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That's why I don't feel bad for anyone who gets exposed for getting involved with Chris (like Fiona). They were warned and are aware of the fucked up stuff Chris has done and become. They were warned that they'll likely get doxed and exposed, but ignored it anyway.
 
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atorie said:
Something I was thinking about; it’s a common assumption that flutter is visiting Chris during college breaks, but what 30 year old still goes to college? It just seems like more proof that she’s actually in her early 20s, and Chris was lying about her age.
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When I was doing my college courses, for various reasons I ended up having gone to three different institutions before getting my Bachelor's, and the exact age range of people taking courses can vary wildly.

At the more preppy, high-end colleges, you'll definitely get students that are fresh out of high school and living off of scholarships, but they also are likely living on campus in dorms or frat houses and working local part-time jobs as baristas and shit.

Veering closer to urban community colleges and the stratification definitely veers more towards an older crowd. You still have the fresh HS graduates but these establishments are far more accessible to those in older age brackets looking to get degrees to get better jobs or get raises at their current ones. Some of the people in my later college years were definitely pushing 50, even, and this was in some coding and technology based courses.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
When I was doing my college courses, for various reasons I ended up having gone to three different institutions before getting my Bachelor's, and the exact age range of people taking courses can vary wildly.

At the more preppy, high-end colleges, you'll definitely get students that are fresh out of high school and living off of scholarships, but they also are likely living on campus in dorms or frat houses and working local part-time jobs as baristas and shit.

Veering closer to urban community colleges and the stratification definitely veers more towards an older crowd. You still have the fresh HS graduates but these establishments are far more accessible to those in older age brackets looking to get degrees to get better jobs or get raises at their current ones. Some of the people in my later college years were definitely pushing 50, even, and this was in some coding and technology based courses.
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Or she is just one of those people who perpetually studies.

Some special people do that instead of working.
Presumably their parents or caregivers tolerate it as at least they get out of the house to do it.
 
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