Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[FinnSven]

Chris went from being in jail, straight to being Praetor's slave. In the same timeframe, Flutter appears and takes him around, paying for his expenses. Based on this, its more likely she is related to Praetor than not.

You are making a lot of leaps.
Flutter being around can easily be a coincidence.
How do you know she is paying for his expenses?
She paid for shopping or something once. That could easily be because she was staying at his gaff for a few days and offered.

Chris didn’t go straight from jail to praetors slave.
He had a period in a halfway house and there is good reason to believe that the authorities were involved in his further rehoming.
The main one being the law that was passed that required Virginia to ensure that mentally different people had adequate accommodation post internment.

One very key reason for Chris being better behaved at the moment is quite likely to be that he now knows there is serious risk of consequences if he doesn’t.
He was in jail for a long time, especially for him.
No toys, very little TV, and no videogames.

He certainly wouldn’t want to be in that situation again.

I should hope the price of the mortgage on the house is less than a motel.
Just to be clear, hovels and squats are not hotels.
They are small poxy dwellings or illegitimately occupied buildings.
Very very cheap, definitely less than a motel or a house in a bad area.
Caden could rent out that house and stick Chris in a shed or trailer.

Why do you think Chris is a slave to Praetor? He can go where he wants, as evidenced by other sightings without flutter.
He has been to places where he could easily have a Chris moment alone, but he hasn’t.
Hence again, the knowledge of jail being a threat is now enough to keep him more subdued.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

You are making a lot of leaps.
Flutter being around can easily be a coincidence.
How do you know she is paying for his expenses?
She paid for shopping or something once. That could easily be because she was staying at his gaff for a few days and offered.

Everything can just be coincidence. We're speculating from what is observed. We saw her pay for food. Sure, it can be a one time thing, but then whats the point of speculating at all? Theres an innocuous explanation for everything we've seen so far. Chris can just be a normal tenant in Caden's house. But hes a retarded tranny motherfucker, and Caden's making bank on sonichu medallions, so we know its not an innocent relationship.

Chris didn’t go straight from jail to praetors slave.
He had a period in a halfway house and there is good reason to believe that the authorities were involved in his further rehoming.
The main one being the law that was passed that required Virginia to ensure that mentally different people had adequate accommodation post internment.

You're saying the government shipped Chris to the home of an out of state drug dealer?

I should hope the price of the mortgage on the house is less than a motel.
Just to be clear, hovels and squats are not hotels.
They are small poxy dwellings or illegitimately occupied buildings.
Very very cheap, definitely less than a motel or a house in a bad area.
Caden could rent out that house and stick Chris in a shed or trailer.

Again, Chris clearly has living standards. He won't accept sleeping in his car, and he likely wouldn't accept some shack in a yard.

Why do you think Chris is a slave to Praetor? He can go where he wants, as evidenced by other sightings without flutter.
He has been to places where he could easily have a Chris moment alone, but he hasn’t.
Hence again, the knowledge of jail being a threat is now enough to keep him more subdued.

I don't mean slave as in he's under house arrest. Hes a work slave. His is forced to be a cashcow for Caden under threat of homelessness. He probably doesn't know hes being abused. Its not unlike indentured servants, or victims of human trafficking.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Why do you think Chris is a slave to Praetor?

For one thing, he's living in Caden's house. If he decides to fuck off and not make/sell stuff, Caden could (and probably has threatened) to boot him out. That would be a huge issue for Chris since he has no knowledge of how to do that since he's never had to.

Also remember, Chris isn't buying that Big Island house, he's paying Caden rent.

Mix into the fact that Praetor "owns" his Etsy store, and might have taken over his YouTube channel as well, all Chris will have is his SSDI tardbucks.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

For one thing, he's living in Caden's house. If he decides to fuck off and not make/sell stuff, Caden could (and probably has threatened) to boot him out. That would be a huge issue for Chris since he has no knowledge of how to do that since he's never had to.

Also remember, Chris isn't buying that Big Island house, he's paying Caden rent.

Mix into the fact that Praetor "owns" his Etsy store, and might have taken over his YouTube channel as well, all Chris will have is his SSDI tardbucks.

as fucked up and weird as "we sorta imprisoned a retard to make videos and comics for us" it's still a little less fucked up than life with Barb, even before the unpleasantness

 

[D is for Stupid]

Mix into the fact that Praetor "owns" his Etsy store, and might have taken over his YouTube channel as well, all Chris will have is his SSDI tardbucks.

I think he does, too much income and the ssdi is gone. The only thing he has been able to up keep in his life is the ssdi. Some one can just record the amount he made from the super chat donations and report him. He's been reported before for other things, I'll be surprised if someone hasn't tried.

I really do really believe caden has control over the money and cabbage is being used as a physical proxy and as an ATM. If she leaves and more or new items are for sale on the store, then we'll know.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

as fucked up and weird as "we sorta imprisoned a retard to make videos and comics for us" it's still a little less fucked up than life with Barb, even before the unpleasantness

I find this probable living situation with Caden much more worrisome, however.

Once Caden is done with this business venture for whatever reason, Chris is fucked. He will be homeless like Daniel Larson unless an insane ween is willing to let Chris live with them. Chris is unlikely to get gov't housing now if any investigation is done in how much many he's made selling garbage chotchkies, and he could lose his SSDI at any time.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I find this probable living situation with Caden much more worrisome, however.

Once Caden is done with this business venture for whatever reason, Chris is fucked. He will be homeless like Daniel Larson unless an insane ween is willing to let Chris live with them. Chris is unlikely to get gov't housing now if any investigation is done in how much many he's made selling garbage chotchkies, and he could lose his SSDI at any time.

And thus the homeless saga will begin.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I find this probable living situation with Caden much more worrisome, however.

Once Caden is done with this business venture for whatever reason, Chris is fucked. He will be homeless like Daniel Larson unless an insane ween is willing to let Chris live with them. Chris is unlikely to get gov't housing now if any investigation is done in how much many he's made selling garbage chotchkies, and he could lose his SSDI at any time.

if Andy Dick can find randos to crash with I'm sure CWC will make out okay

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

if Andy Dick can find randos to crash with I'm sure CWC will make out okay

Chris with ip2 junkie degenerates would be horrible. But at least he'd get to fuck whores.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Chris with ip2 junkie degenerates would be horrible. But at least he'd get to fuck whores.

despite it all he's still not as loathsome as Andy Dick

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Holy shit, new video leaked, look at that!

Spoiler

It's all Chris, no AI was used, just stock sound effects and THIS: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxpTbOwlmn_L4nhsrY6aRvbYs8IZZ8ifbo

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Holy shit, new video leaked, look at that!
View attachment 5854274

Spoiler

It's all Chris, no AI was used, just stock sound effects and THIS: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxpTbOwlmn_L4nhsrY6aRvbYs8IZZ8ifbo

I fucking GUARANTEE you that Flutter is under the table, swallowing what must be her ~50th dosage of Chris CHAD's Sonichu Spunk

edit: nevermind, the video is from 4 months ago, but if he does this in a new live stream

...

you will just KNOW what's going on underneath the camera's POV

 

[King Kiwi]

Hence again, the knowledge of jail being a threat is now enough to keep him more subdued.

I don't think that's the case exactly, maybe half of it. I just think he hasn't reached critical tard levels yet.

He seems careful about who he lets get close to Flutter, but it's Flutter who seems to keep him publicly in line.

I think it's more profit. The only thing Chris takes more seriously than G5 Blarms or his God ramblings is capitalism.

The only thing that will outlive any of us; he makes good money on these streams and interviews. It may be a while before he compromises it.

 

[themarchivist2]

I think it's more profit. The only thing Chris takes more seriously than G5 Blarms or his God ramblings is capitalism.

You think if someone donated enough then threatened chargeback if he didn't, Chris would readily admit he's not Jesus and the merge is bullshit? (Disclaimer: don't do this)

 

[Bill Kilgore]

I think he does, too much income and the ssdi is gone. The only thing he has been able to up keep in his life is the ssdi. Some one can just record the amount he made from the super chat donations and report him. He's been reported before for other things, I'll be surprised if someone hasn't tried.

I really do really believe caden has control over the money and cabbage is being used as a physical proxy and as an ATM. If she leaves and more or new items are for sale on the store, then we'll know.

Surprisingly, no ween has ever tried to "torpedoing/sinking the tugboat" by reporting his ass to the Social service, like they could've just screenshotted his Etsy's store or all the donations Chris received on his livestreams and the next thing we'll know he'll be chimping out on Twitter as the Social Service has cancelled his Tugboat for an undisclosed amount of time.

Considering the new waves of Weens and A-logs from places like TikTok, color me surprised that none of them have ever sperged about how Chris doesn't deserve any of his SSDI payment and that he would try to get it taken from him.

Also something tells me that the Cabbage Patch Finn is also in charge of Chris's Twitter, a lot of weens and "white knights" got blocked in the past few months, the most notable one being that guy who gifted Chris Persona 5 on the Switch.

And thus the homeless saga will begin.

I find this probable living situation with Caden much more worrisome, however.

Once Caden is done with this business venture for whatever reason, Chris is fucked. He will be homeless like Daniel Larson unless an insane ween is willing to let Chris live with them. Chris is unlikely to get gov't housing now if any investigation is done in how much many he's made selling garbage chotchkies, and he could lose his SSDI at any time.

I doubted Chris would ever go homeless on the likes of Larson, considering how much more Infamous Chris is, and his history being longer than the guy, you'll be surprised at how many weens and white knights willing to take him in, to either milk him even dryer than he already was from Praetor, or Pulling a somekind of a brainwashing and inserting random shit to his mind in lieu of the Idea Guys (A lot of the new Weens seems to look up to them for whatever reason).

Either those are we might as well going to see the unwanted return of Jacob Sockness into Christory.

despite it all he's still not as loathsome as Andy Dick

Or Johnny Somali.

The only thing that will outlive any of us; he makes good money on these streams and interviews. It may be a while before he compromises it.

That is Implying that Caden didn't took all of his stream donations as well...

 

[King Kiwi]

You think if someone donated enough then threatened chargeback if he didn't, Chris would readily admit he's not Jesus and the merge is bullshit? (Disclaimer: don't do this)

Depends. If it's like over 1000 dollars possibly, 10,000 or over probably. Mortgage paying off money, hold my Fanta.

That is Implying that Caden didn't took all of his stream donations as well...

Of course. Chris has some real good influences in his life, as usual.

And thus the homeless saga will begin.

Naw, Caden ain't done yet.

Besides, he and Flutter might pitch themselves a tent in the woods and put Flutter's innate hunting skills to good use.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I doubted Chris would ever go homeless on the likes of Larson, considering how much more Infamous Chris is, and his history being longer than the guy, you'll be surprised at how many weens and white knights willing to take him in, to either milk him even dryer than he already was from Praetor, or Pulling a somekind of a brainwashing and inserting random shit to his mind in lieu of the Idea Guys (A lot of the new Weens seems to look up to them for whatever reason).

Either those are we might as well going to see the unwanted return of Jacob Sockness into Christory.

When I say Homeless Saga that's basically what I mean, Chris just couch surfing for eternity with periods of him living in hotels.

He'll have a place to stay, but never a true home.

Of course this theoretical Homeless Saga would only happen if Caden drops Chris for whatever reason, which doesn't seem likely.

 

[King Kiwi]

When I say Homeless Saga that's basically what I mean, Chris just couch surfing for eternity with periods of him living in hotels.

He'll have a place to stay, but never a true home.

Of course this theoretical Homeless Saga would only happen if Caden drops Chris for whatever reason, which doesn't seem likely.

Oh, I don't know. Caden might not be that eager to turn out his cashcow yet.

 

[LemonParty]

even before the unpleasantness

Unpleasantness?

This giant fat gross autist (who shits himself) raped his elderly demented MOTHER and passed it off as "therapy".

I understand he's KFs pet retard but the "unpleasantness" you speak of was a perversion that's be evident since long before his time in jail (FOR RAPING HIS MOM) so lets never forget that.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris's activity has fallen down greatly.
His last activity on Twitter (main account) was on March 21 (technically 2 AM March 22, but...).
His last activity on the TinyHorse alt was on March 10 (This was when he stopped ranting about Gen 5 after making the video, the time it was recorded was 2:30 PM on March 10).
His last activity on Bluesky was over a month ago.
Chris is barely active on Duolingo for the past two weeks, falling down to the Obsidian league from Diamond.
The most recent sighting was on March 25, but all sightings after March 18 were just him going out shopping with Flutter.
The most recent video he made was on March 24, and those are typically made at least a week prior (In fact, Chris has accidentally livestreamed himself singing some song a day later)
The last non accidental livestream was on March 13.

As I suspected, Flutter's return causes a lot of changes to Chris's schedule, which are rn unaccounted for.
Chris used to use Twitter almost daily. This is pretty unusual.
I do not discount the BABScon 2024 causing this, but the chances of him going there are low, due to the fact Praetor earns way less money than before and BABScon most likely banned Chris (Chris himself has written a statement on Twitter about it, quote "#BABScon is not worth a grain of salt.").
But if he comes there, it'll be an opportunity for more Flutter pics.

This leads me to wonder tho, is Flutter just having Chris keep low profile on the internet, making him make more Praetor stuff, or is there some fuckery going around? (Maybe even in and out)