Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Retards like flutter
Yeah I know several people who waited til they were in their late 20s to go to college and I have to say they’re all retarded. But they get straight A’s through a combination of grade inflation and being an actual adult. And they were able to save money and skip the SAT by starting in community college, which is even easier.
 
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Any theory I've come up with just makes her seem like a retard, but in different ways.
If Flutter is on the autistic spectrum, she definitely is a far better example of one than Chris has ever been. To this date, as far as we know she has not:

- Assaulted a Store employee because he didn't like a certain videogame
- Been kicked out of a convention for inappropriate touching of other attendees
- Doxxed people she doesn't like
- Burned down her house
- While driving, reversed into other cars
- Smashed her own expensive gadgets out of anger or to claim money
- Begged for money for bills and spent it on toys
- Flamed the company and voice actors behind MLP Gen 5 as he was upset Gen 4 was ending
- Claimed to be the messiah and fail to predict doomsday over and over for the past 7 years
- Fucked their own mother and spent 18 months in jail as a result
 
If Flutter is on the autistic spectrum, she definitely is a far better example of one than Chris has ever been. To this date, as far as we know she has not:

- Assaulted a Store employee because he didn't like a certain videogame
- Been kicked out of a convention for inappropriate touching of other attendees
- Doxxed people she doesn't like
- Burned down her house
- While driving, reversed into other cars
- Smashed her own expensive gadgets out of anger or to claim money
- Begged for money for bills and spent it on toys
- Flamed the company and voice actors behind MLP Gen 5 as he was upset Gen 4 was ending
- Claimed to be the messiah and fail to predict doomsday over and over for the past 7 years
- Fucked their own mother and spent 18 months in jail as a result
And yet she probably knows these things and still chooses to associate herself with Chris.
 
The circles you retards jump through to describe someone as possibly Finnish based on her face structure and "phenotype" is only slightly less retarded than Chris fucking his mother
Her looks are not what convinced people she could be a Finn or have that ancestry, it's the fact that Chris started learning a near incomprehensible language right after he started hanging out with her. Also liking Finnish things like the Moomins and Finnish holidays on his then secret secondary twitter account.

We know from Megan that he takes his galpal's interests just to impress her.
 
Her looks are not what convinced people she could be a Finn or have that ancestry, it's the fact that Chris started learning a near incomprehensible language right after he started hanging out with her. Also liking Finnish things like the Moomins and Finnish holidays on his then secret secondary twitter account.

We know from Megan that he takes his galpal's interests just to impress her.
I hear you, but I have heard people make late 19th century race theories on nose bridge length to try and explain the Fin thing. Also with Chris sometimes it's like trying to understand a schizophrenic, sometimes they just do things that make sense to no one but thself.
 
Her looks are not what convinced people she could be a Finn or have that ancestry, it's the fact that Chris started learning a near incomprehensible language right after he started hanging out with her. Also liking Finnish things like the Moomins and Finnish holidays on his then secret secondary twitter account.

We know from Megan that he takes his galpal's interests just to impress her.
Has he actually done anything Moomin-related?
 
Her looks are not what convinced people she could be a Finn or have that ancestry, it's the fact that Chris started learning a near incomprehensible language right after he started hanging out with her. Also liking Finnish things like the Moomins and Finnish holidays on his then secret secondary twitter account.

We know from Megan that he takes his galpal's interests just to impress her.
I think people thinking she'd even be telling the truth to Chris about being from Finland and him just not autisticly rolling with it is kind of silly
 
Keep in mind Chris is a compulsive liar and manipulator. He's probably convinced her the CWCki is all made up and in reality he's a nice guy or something.
Are you joking? Compulsive liar for sure, but a TERRIBLE one. Chris is so smooth-brained he couldn't convince water that it was wet. No, she's with him for entirely other reasons then he's a poor misunderstoon tranny-jesus.
 
Also liking Finnish things like the Moomins and Finnish holidays on his then secret secondary twitter account.
But if she hasn't been dox'd yet, the whole Finnish thing could have been a red herring that was thrown out. It's like 1800 USD one way for a ticket too. Unless Caden / the other Prators are all chipping in, she's probably someone in Caden's circle more local that he's using to 'control' Chris... as in, if he thinks he's got a heartsweet he's probably not going to go sex pesting women unless another Vanessa Hudgens comes along.
 
If Flutter is on the autistic spectrum, she definitely is a far better example of one than Chris has ever been. To this date, as far as we know she has not:

- Assaulted a Store employee because he didn't like a certain videogame
- Been kicked out of a convention for inappropriate touching of other attendees
- Doxxed people she doesn't like
- Burned down her house
- While driving, reversed into other cars
- Smashed her own expensive gadgets out of anger or to claim money
- Begged for money for bills and spent it on toys
- Flamed the company and voice actors behind MLP Gen 5 as he was upset Gen 4 was ending
- Claimed to be the messiah and fail to predict doomsday over and over for the past 7 years
- Fucked their own mother and spent 18 months in jail as a result

Thing is, most autists don’t commonly do those things.
Except maybe breaking expensive gadgets out of anger.
Everything else though, would be unusual behavior for the average autist to say the least,

I hear you, but I have heard people make late 19th century race theories on nose bridge length to try and explain the Fin thing. Also with Chris sometimes it's like trying to understand a schizophrenic, sometimes they just do things that make sense to no one but thself.

I agree, while it’s very likely she is the source of these new and quite specific interests in Chris, it’s not automatically evidence of her being Finnish.
A lot of people following Chris seem to want to fill in the gaps with theories based on stuff that has previously happened.
I think the major factor that is different and has had an unprecedented impact on his behavior is having been in jail.
There was possibly some life coaching (not trippy hippy esoteric life coaching, education in functional behavior for adult spastics) in the group home.

He spent nearly two years in a situation which he has had no control, no parent to manipulate to get what he wants.
This has to have changed him and his outlook to some extent.
 
she's probably someone in Caden's circle more local that he's using to 'control' Chris
Yeah that's what I'm believing until proven wrong. I don't think she actually comes from Finland, imo it would be more probable if she just told Chris of her family originally coming from there. Or maybe it's just a lie Praetor made up to prevent Chris from trying to go see her unprompted.
 
Or maybe it's just a lie Praetor made up to prevent Chris from trying to go see her unprompted.
Fuck, I didn't even think of that. Chris drove from Virginia to Ohio back in the day for Julie. If he had access to a vehicle, I wouldn't put it passed Chris either taking his car if he's got one or "borrowing" Caden's to visit Flutter.
If it was a random sperg like Fiona, we'd probably have their full dox by now. The fact we have so little means she's trying her best to let as little info about her slip out. I'm willing to bet Caden's the only person who knows her actual government name.
 
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