Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Lt. H. DuBois said:
The circles you retards jump through to describe someone as possibly Finnish based on her face structure and "phenotype" is only slightly less retarded than Chris fucking his mother
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It’s not that retarded because there’s Chris randomly studying Finnish with Duolingo.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
How low does a woman's self esteem have to be to let Chris' bent duck inside of her?
Does she really have nothing else in her life?
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It's possible she's paid for her troubles.

We once thought she was a Tard wrangler and that could still be the case. She's choosing to do this so she's in it for something if not for Chris's "company" .
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Yes she has

She DEFINITELY has

and will continue to do so
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This "Chris is fucking Flutter" bit is getting really fucking old and tired. And if it isn't a bit and people genuinely believe she's bumping uglies with Chris-Chan of all people, then you are legit just as retarded as Chris is and I highly urge you to keep away from your mother.
 
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The Dude said:
This "Chris is fucking Flutter" bit is getting really fucking old and tired. And if it isn't a bit and people genuinely believe she's bumping uglies with Chris-Chan of all people, then you are legit just as retarded as Chris is and I highly urge you to keep away from your mother.
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It’s not a fucking bit. I sincerely believe it because I’m highly intelligent and can therefore put 2 and 2 together unlike a lot of other people on this forum
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
So there could be an illegitimate tard baby being hidden from us?

Chris really is a monster. Show us the tard baby!
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not yet, it’s possible Chris is having a hard time getting her pregnant

but you know what, in that last photo where they were about to walk into a clothing store at the mall and she was wearing that ratty gray sweater, her ass looked a bit phat…maybe that’s a sign of an early stage pregnancy? Idk
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
not yet, it’s possible Chris is having a hard time getting her pregnant

but you know what, in that last photo where they were about to walk into a clothing store at the mall and she was wearing that ratty gray sweater, her ass looked a bit phat…maybe that’s a sign of an early stage pregnancy? Idk
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I pity the CPS workers in Virginia. I really do.
 
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she's either a platonic gal pal like the wallflower or megan or a wrangler working with praetor possibly some relative of caden. Im leaning towards the latter. Like others have already said the finnish thing is likely a red herring and chris couldve got into it for any number of reasons. The reason why I think she's not a genuine sweetheart is because any woman attracted to chris would neccessarily be just as autistic as he is and would thus not have the self awareness she has to conceal her identity. Fiona literally revealed her phone number over text message. The reason why im leaning towards the praetor association is no person, man or woman would ever willingly make several flights to hang out with chris for days without some ulterior motive. Everyone knows at this point that no one who gets close to chris at this stage does so for innocent reasons. Id honestly be most dissapointed if she just turned out to be some white knight who thinks she can "fix" chris.
 
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Bocchi Fan842 said:
reason why I think she's not a genuine sweetheart is because any woman attracted to chris would neccessarily be just as autistic as he is and would thus not have the self awareness she has to conceal her identity. Fiona literally revealed her phone number over text message.
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She doesn't need to be as autistic as Chris or Fiona. She just needs to have a combination of enough autism, foolishness, and hybristophilia to do what she does. Concealing her identity via masks and coaching Chris to not reveal much information beyond being "30" and being called "Flutter" because "she likes Fluttershy" doesn't mean she isn't autistic enough to be a genuine sweetheart. All she needs to be at is some middle ground of foolish autism between Fiona and a normal person.

I don't think anything she's done involves a great deal of finesse.
 
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Skitarii said:
You're giving flutter too much credit. Kiwifaggots and redditors are piss poor at finding dirt on people that isn't already public information
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this is true, but the people who attach themselves to chris are usually even more retarded, which is how they get found out, the fact she hasnt allowed anything to slip yet implies some level of self awareness and opsec
 
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Skitarii said:
You're giving flutter too much credit. Kiwifaggots and redditors are piss poor at finding dirt on people that isn't already public information
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Kiwi Farms is known for doxxing people which is why it’s so strange that it’s taking so long to doxx Flutter. Her identity is being protected and whoever is taking these pictures of her is doing a shit job of it and this is probably on purpose.
 
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Rupin said:
Kiwi Farms is known for doxxing people which is why it’s so strange that it’s taking so long to doxx Flutter. Her identity is being protected and whoever is taking these pictures of her is doing a shit job of it and this is probably on purpose.
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It’s possible she is just careful.
Her identity doesn’t need to be protected, she probably just doesn’t have prominent social media and what she does have is just set to friends only.

Taking pictures of people who don’t want to be photographed is not that easy.

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That’s a picture of Diana Spencer taken by a paparazzi, a person whose profession is to take pictures of people who actively avoid cameras.
This is stock footage from Getty, but that picture is considered a good example, so the taker certainly would have been paid for it at the time. Plus she wasn’t specifically avoiding the camera at that point.

These paps as you can see have a good clear shot and use top of the line cameras with massive zoom lenses.

The photos we have seen of flutter have been hastily taken with camera phones by people who also are trying to avoid being caught taking them.

While camera phones are pretty amazing compared to the cameras used then, they are not designed for hasty photos of retreating celebrities.
Or in this case, retreating peculiar women hanging out with Chris Chan.
 
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A sweetheart doesn’t need to be autistic. There are women who are attracted to damaged men. Felons, junkies, alcoholics, abusers, all sorts of nutcases. Some of them have a mother Theresa thing going where they fantasize about “fixing” them. Others have some weird kink for self-degradation and abuse.

I think it’s weird how people refuse to acknowledge even the possibility that she may be giving the old bendy a ride once in a while. Plenty of women have fucked worse.
 
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