Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Syntaxion]

More Finlandposting but Chris curiously released a second Finnish song thing.

The fuck lol

Isn't that a war/traditional song? I'm no Fin but how likely is it that he would've learned of this from Flutter? Assuming she were Finnish (not that i think so, but whether a random Finnish girl would even know of the song). Most non-Fins probably first heard the song in Hearts of Iron 4.

Also interesting description

" This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey."

Planning on learning more languages than just Finnish? Maybe he decided to start with the hardest one that still uses the Latin alphabet

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The fuck lol

Isn't that a war/traditional song? I'm no Fin but how likely is it that he would've learned of this from Flutter? Assuming she were Finnish (not that i think so, but whether a random Finnish girl would even know of the song). Most non-Fins probably first heard the song in Hearts of Iron 4.

Also interesting description
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" This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey."

Planning on learning more languages than just Finnish? Maybe he decided to start with the hardest one that still uses the Latin alphabet

He did 7 songs.
One in English, one in German, one in Japanese, one in Hebrew, two in Finnish and one was choir in some Game of Thrones language.
Also the fact they couldn't even bother getting the AI to work is funny. I suspect they are using the same Duck Chan AI model as I am, and all it took was converting the thing into MP3 and separating the vocals out.

 

[King Kiwi]

Doesn't mofo using AI defeat the purpose of learning and mastering a language on your own?

Not to be on the nose, but the greatest satisfaction is knowing that you worked hard for something and - oh wait, it's Chris. Nevermind.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Armpit fag leaked his own info. KF didn't do shit

>inb4 "erm... ackshually, halals count as doxxxxxxing because kiwis doxxxxx themselves and... because it just does okay?"

I've got a little bit of sympathy for the armpit fag, his fetish is at least totally harmless. Sounds like a weird quirk some historical aristocrat would have. Not nearly as bad as other people discussed on this site.

It's not like Caden is very smart considering he got busted for his last lab. He's in the same boat as Bella where he thinks his 4D 200 IQ chess moves make him completley inculpable to whatever shit he's pulling when in reality, he's just a midwit apeing shit he saw on TV or read online. If he is using Chris to launder drug money, I highly doubt he came up with that idea on his own.

It's easy to discretely grow enough shrooms for personal use. Nowadays people are injecting spores into bags of Uncle Ben's rice to grow them, it's the perfect humidity apparently. Do we know how Caden got caught? I'm thinking it must have been selling to an undercover officer or something like that.

I don't see Caden as some criminal mastermind. I mean if I were to meet the guy and learn he got busted for shrooms I'd be like "sorry to hear that happened to you, I think they should be legal anyway."

 

[themarchivist2]

Also the fact they couldn't even bother getting the AI to work is funny. I suspect they are using the same Duck Chan AI model as I am, and all it took was converting the thing into MP3 and separating the vocals out.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I've got a little bit of sympathy for the armpit fag, his fetish is at least totally harmless. Sounds like a weird quirk some historical aristocrat would have. Not nearly as bad as other people discussed on this site.

It's easy to discretely grow enough shrooms for personal use. Nowadays people are injecting spores into bags of Uncle Ben's rice to grow them, it's the perfect humidity apparently. Do we know how Caden got caught? I'm thinking it must have been selling to an undercover officer or something like that.

I don't see Caden as some criminal mastermind. I mean if I were to meet the guy and learn he got busted for shrooms I'd be like "sorry to hear that happened to you, I think they should be legal anyway."

He was found due to a worker noticing huge water consumption.
and as for the above, I actually uploaded that to YT shortly before I said this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9jfHapsmM

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

@Hopkinsville Goblin : As I posted elsewhere on Kiwifarms, it's a patrician (pitrician) fetish.

Also apparently Caden got caught because some maintenance worker noticed it and reported him.

 

[demicolon]

Remember when everyone was sperging for months about realities of tard wrangling jobs, then turns out Flutter is just a flunky? Now it's the Finland sperging.

My pet theory is she's Caden's drug mule getting paid extra to keep Chris busy once in a while.

 

[King Kiwi]

Remember when everyone was sperging for months about realities of tard wrangling jobs, then turns out Flutter is just a flunky? Now it's the Finland sperging.

My pet theory is she's Caden's drug mule getting paid extra to keep Chris busy once in a while.

Idk man, I get serious wrangler vibes from her.

I know she might not be an official one but her behavior and general avoidance tactics lead me to believe she either has previous experience as a caregiver or Chris just has a habit of bringing out the scolding mother in her.

Hell, she might have children at home and Chris will be a step daddy someday.

Arghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

My pet theory is she's Caden's drug mule getting paid extra to keep Chris busy once in a while.

Wrong. She's the kingpin behind all of this, including Caden's failed shroom grow op. She's making Chris go to conventions as a cover to smuggle drugs. Think about it; if you were a cop would you want to search Chris-chan?

 

[King Kiwi]

Wrong. She's the kingpin behind all of this, including Caden's failed shroom grow op. She's making Chris go to conventions as a cover to smuggle drugs. Think about it; if you were a cop would you want to search Chris-chan?

She's more likely to be the brains than Caden?

Yes. Our fgt does have the entrepreneurial streak in him and can hire business and tech savvy people but ain't no way he's mastermining this whole operation.

Is Cabbage the final boss? Don't know. Is Caden? Let's see: special number, shrooms, he wears his mom's bra in public...

Somehow I don't think so.

 

[Rukario]

Isn't that a war/traditional song? I'm no Fin but how likely is it that he would've learned of this from Flutter? Assuming she were Finnish (not that i think so, but whether a random Finnish girl would even know of the song). Most non-Fins probably first heard the song in Hearts of Iron 4.

I'm now half expecting Chris to revive the Idea Guys lore and do the SERBIA STRONG/REMOVE KEBAB song next, claiming its the marching song for CWCville to repel the MLP G5 invasion or something.

 

[knux]

Remember when everyone was sperging for months about realities of tard wrangling jobs, then turns out Flutter is just a flunky? Now it's the Finland sperging.

My pet theory is she's Caden's drug mule getting paid extra to keep Chris busy once in a while.

I wouldn't be surprised that when she goes to meet Chris, she is also moving product around.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wouldn't be surprised that when she goes to meet Chris, she is also moving product around.

No fucking really, I thought she just enjoyed Chris's company.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wouldn't be surprised that when she goes to meet Chris, she is also moving product around.

While I wouldn't be surprised if she's the drug mule, she still went to the Animate! convention and was going to go with him to BABS before he got reminded, he was Persona Non Grata within that community. That's some weird deviation from running drugs unless it was all to keep up the appearance of wanting to be Chris's friend so he isn't asking questions about what she might be doing behind his back.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Flutter: If you're reading this...and I know you probably are, the jig is up *if* you're trafficking drugs. It was over before it started. Chris is a walking bad luck charm. ANY "drug worker" (to use new leftist parlance) who spends time with Chris is getting got by the po-po. Look at what happened to Caden.

You might as well turn yourself in now. If I don't see any news about you getting arrested for trafficking, I'm going to assume that you really are Chris's lover.

Spoiler

Of course, you and I both know that kiwifarms are COPING big league about you supposedly not being Chris Chad's love quest trophy, and are resorting to ridiculous accusations of you being a drug trafficker for that fag0t zoom zoom.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Flutter: If you're reading this...and I know you probably are, the jig is up *if* you're trafficking drugs. It was over before it started. Chris is a walking bad luck charm. ANY "drug worker" (to use new leftist parlance) who spends time with Chris is getting got by the po-po. Look at what happened to Caden.

You might as well turn yourself in now. If I don't see any news about you getting arrested for trafficking, I'm going to assume that you really are Chris's lover.

Spoiler

Of course, you and I both know that kiwifarms are COPING big league about you supposedly not being Chris Chad's love quest trophy, and are resorting to ridiculous accusations of you being a drug trafficker for that fag0t zoom zoom.

At this point it really is kind of pathetic how hard you're trying to ship these two when Fucking Chris himself didn't call her his girlfriend in the one instance he likely would have that was ultimately made public.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

At this point it really is kind of pathetic how hard you're trying to ship these two when Fucking Chris himself didn't call her his girlfriend in the one instance he likely would have that was ultimately made public.

Simple: Chris Chad gets coached to not leak in personal emails. After all, he knows he got got back in Summer 2021 because he leaked in personal texts and phone calls.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Simple: Chris Chad gets coached to not leak in personal emails. After all, he knows he got got back in Summer 2021 because he leaked in personal texts and phone calls.

Chris is only keeping his mouth shut because his lawyer and Caden told him to and if Chris really was interested in Flutter, he would normally refer to her as a "sweetheart" or literally call her his girlfriend like he did with The Wallflower and Megan

 

[FinnSven]

Idk man, I get serious wrangler vibes from her.

I know she might not be an official one but her behavior and general avoidance tactics lead me to believe she either has previous experience as a caregiver or Chris just has a habit of bringing out the scolding mother in her.

Hell, she might have children at home and Chris will be a step daddy someday.

Arghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!

Maybe she has a tard brother or something that she is used to taking out on day trips?