Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[BubbaRobot887]

Definately a good observation that point strongly to Flutter being either paid to mind Chris or else be severely deluded/autistic. NO normal woman could tolerate being around someone claiming to be Jesus without a damn good reason.

Maybe she really can't go on living without that bent duck?

 

[Baguette Child]

I got board at work and started thinking a lot about Chris claiming to be Jesus and one thing that crossed my mind is, do you think Flutter believes Chris when he says he is Jesus and if so does she tell people she is dating Jesus?

"Yeah, Jesus fucked me in the ass with her dick last night" would be a helluva thing to think of cabbagepatch saying. I can't decide which possibility is funnier- That she's somehow oblivious to Chris's delusions being serious, or that she's 100% onboard and willing to entertain that he's not JUST a woman but also our lord and saviour.

 

[King Kiwi]

I got board at work and started thinking a lot about Chris claiming to be Jesus and one thing that crossed my mind is, do you think Flutter believes Chris when he says he is Jesus and if so does she tell people she is dating Jesus?

Of course, she's Mary Magdalene.

Yeah, not even remotely. She's either getting paid top dollar to do this shit or else she has a magnificent threshold for pain.

There's no way Flutter Butter is enjoying this. The way she carries herself, her posture and defensiveness have to mean either she's getting paid or they've got something on her.

I'm starting to not feel sorry for her anymore.

I like a good joke but this is truly not funny anymore.

 

[BullyHunter1488]

Do you think Flutter believes Chris when he says he is Jesus

You know if Flutter was co-dependent with Chris and their relationship is parasitic, and like she literally covets and idolized him as the holy sprite or wtv. And she is like a legit sperg but no where near as bad as Chris, I think most people would have an aneurysm. Think about it this could be the reason why she doesn't want anyone know shit about her. This getting out there would just blow peoples fuckings minds, everyone would NEED TO KNOW wtf is going on in this chicks mind. Then you'd have like fucking 50 youtube videos out within 12 hours and a bunch of other shit. "This woman thinks CWC IS JESUS CHRIST UNIRONICALLY NOT A TROLL THE MERGE IS REAL AND WILL HAPPEN SHE CLAIMS TO BE THE VIRGIN MARY! NOT CLICKBAIT"

Food for thought and all.
Granted hitting the crackpipe before hand is a must to even comprehend someone believing Chris Idolizing Chris Coveting Chris Worshipping Chris and spreading the word of Chris as the lord and savior. Maybe shes waiting for the right time to come out to tell everyone to repent the merge is happening "I am pregant and I never had sex with Chris: THE MERGE IS HAPPENING IN 9 MONTHS SONICHU IS BEING BORN FOR I AM THE HOLY VIRGIN MARY OF FINLAND :::D"!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

There's no way Flutter Butter is enjoying this. The way she carries herself, her posture and defensiveness have to mean either she's getting paid or they've got something on her.

i always assumed that was because shes highly afraid of people finding out who she is. or its possible she rarely leaves the house so shes just anxious.

either way chris is not the person you wanna be around if you do not like attention even without the constant threat of weens chris is just weird to see in general so naturally people are gonna stare.

if shes getting paid it must be a lot unless she has a history online none of us are aware of. i mean after all look at how bella went from random chris troll to fungus monster and animal abuser the second people were able to figure out who she was.

maybe flutter was a troll in the past that managed to remain unknown.

 

[BullyHunter1488]

Either way chris is not the person you wanna be around
if shes getting paid it must be a lot

You know, being a legit social worker that is somehow getting into Chris's head. And helping him trying to get him to change AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT. Even something as simple as making Chris finally learn that like you know. Its bad/wrong trying to sexually assault or think of any woman who speaks to you, maybe you should cut that shit out and people would like you more. Maybe you absolutely horrify women when you speak to them, your body language alone terrifies them Chris.

It would be one hell of a thing to put on a CV, the one person who finally got CWC to change for the better even just a little bit. Even just being able to deal with him or act as training wheels in public not to be such a fucking retard. It would be the opposite of career suicide thats for sure, it would make you look very very good. That you can deal with the worst of the worst one on one. It shows commitment and initiative that you got iron overies, you fear no monster created by satan. You will mock him by holding one of his unholy beasts by the hand, with no fear. And you will try your damnest to better this creature and train it or die trying.
Lets be real here man even just dealing with CWC keeping him tame, it would fucking impress any psychiatrist that read into his file. Let alone barely training him and somewhat succeeding how to give his paw or sit still.

 

[The Dude]

Yep that's what I always imagine would have happened to Megan if Chris won the Parappa contest and the Seattle (?) trip. No way he wouldn't have tried to slip into her bed while she was sleeping.

Megan herself said she would not have gone with Chris if he had won. It was in one of her last emails to him, basically telling him in no uncertain terms how sick of his shit she was and what a vile creep he's been.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You know, being a legit social worker that is somehow getting into Chris's head. And helping him trying to get him to change AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT. Even something as simple as making Chris finally learn that like you know. Its bad/wrong trying to sexually assault or think of any woman who speaks to you, maybe you should cut that shit out and people would like you more. Maybe you absolutely horrify women when you speak to them, your body language alone terrifies them Chris.

It would be one hell of a thing to put on a CV, the one person who finally got CWC to change for the better even just a little bit. Even just being able to deal with him or act as training wheels in public not to be such a fucking retard. It would be the opposite of career suicide thats for sure, it would make you look very very good. That you can deal with the worst of the worst one on one. It shows commitment and initiative that you got iron overies, you fear no monster created by satan. You will mock him by holding one of his unholy beasts by the hand, with no fear. And you will try your damnest to better this creature and train it or die trying.
Lets be real here man even just dealing with CWC keeping him tame, it would fucking impress any psychiatrist that read into his file. Let alone barely training him and somewhat succeeding how to give his paw or sit still.

She's not a social worker, because she wouldn't have gone with Chris to the North Carolina convention or even have planned to go to BABS with him before that convention told Chris to fuck off. It also lines up that she's involved with Caden with how she suddenly appeared alongside Chris suddenly having a different place to live in, as if it was all prepared for him upon the first chance he could leave the group home. It also doesn't jive with how Chris seemingly was there to pick Flutter up from the airport, that just doesn't seem like something that would be done between a social worker and the person under their care.

Likewise, Chris is repulsive. He only says he's changed because he just wants to find the magic words that get people to stop treating him poorly, he has never meant it in his life. But he's a walking assault on human sight, claiming to be a woman AND Jesus AND that a major toy company supports the Russian invasion because of a pony show, and RAPED HIS OWN MOTHER...how can any sane individual stand to be around that if not for some ulterior motive?

 

[BullyHunter1488]

that just doesn't seem like something that would be done between a social worker and the person under their care.

how can any sane individual stand to be around that if not for some ulterior motive?

I mean we're talking about CWC here, the norm does not fucking work. Ulterior motive yes malice no. Honestly someone trying to unfuck Chris but for real and with effort, its never been done before. Fuck man maybe shes doing her thesis/dissertation on tism/monsters and CWC is the perfect creature to try her therapy on.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Megan herself said she would not have gone with Chris if he had won. It was in one of her last emails to him, basically telling him in no uncertain terms how sick of his shit she was and what a vile creep he's been.

Megan never wanted to be near Chris outside of the Game Place, and she was using Chris as a credit card for eBay.

I agree Chris would have aggressively tried hanky panky if for some reason she decided to stay in a hotel with him.

 

[King Kiwi]

Megan herself said she would not have gone with Chris if he had won.

Hey, if it was not Chris Chan, the trip sounded like it might have been fun. Perfect getaway for a couple (a real one) or maybe some besties.

Just... Not with Chris. I don't think his choice of venue was necessarily flawed, it's just everything that has to do with him that is disgusting.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

You know, being a legit social worker that is somehow getting into Chris's head. And helping him trying to get him to change AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT. Even something as simple as making Chris finally learn that like you know. Its bad/wrong trying to sexually assault or think of any woman who speaks to you, maybe you should cut that shit out and people would like you more. Maybe you absolutely horrify women when you speak to them, your body language alone terrifies them Chris.

It would be one hell of a thing to put on a CV, the one person who finally got CWC to change for the better even just a little bit. Even just being able to deal with him or act as training wheels in public not to be such a fucking retard. It would be the opposite of career suicide thats for sure, it would make you look very very good. That you can deal with the worst of the worst one on one. It shows commitment and initiative that you got iron overies, you fear no monster created by satan. You will mock him by holding one of his unholy beasts by the hand, with no fear. And you will try your damnest to better this creature and train it or die trying.
Lets be real here man even just dealing with CWC keeping him tame, it would fucking impress any psychiatrist that read into his file. Let alone barely training him and somewhat succeeding how to give his paw or sit still.

I have a feeling that would end the way it did when Harley Quinn tried to fix The Joker and he just made her nuts.

No way anyone is fixing Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Honestly someone trying to unfuck Chris but for real and with effort, its never been done before.

It has.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Megan never wanted to be near Chris outside of the Game Place, and she was using Chris as a credit card for eBay.

I agree Chris would have aggressively tried hanky panky if for some reason she decided to stay in a hotel with him.

So essentially, Megan was a gold digger? funny considering the guy she was gold digging was essentially poor af lmfao.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So essentially, Megan was a gold digger? funny considering the guy she was gold digging was essentially poor af lmfao.

Less a gold digger, more using him for things she didn't have access to, like an ebay account linked to a bank account that could buy things online. She made sure to pay Chris back ASAP to owe nothing to him, and only tolerated his presence as an 'ebay access tax'.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Less a gold digger, more using him for things she didn't have access to, like an ebay account linked to a bank account that could buy things online. She made sure to pay Chris back ASAP to owe nothing to him, and only tolerated his presence as an 'ebay access tax'.

That was fairly common back then. A lot of debit cards still didn't work on the internet in the early 2000s, so if you had one that did and an Ebay and Amazon account a lot of times family and friends would have you order stuff for them if they didn't have a credit card or computer. I know I am just a couple of years younger than Chris and I happened to have a debit card that could be used online around that time and I was always ordering stuff for other people but I wasn't paying for it, they would give me cash and I would place the order. It wasn't that strange to do things that way in the late 90s and early 2000s.

 

[FinnSven]

Less a gold digger, more using him for things she didn't have access to, like an ebay account linked to a bank account that could buy things online. She made sure to pay Chris back ASAP to owe nothing to him, and only tolerated his presence as an 'ebay access tax'.

My impression is that she was patient with him at first, but by the time she realized that he wasn’t going to accept how things were she was in a bit to “deep” with certain things like that.

The eBay thing possibly seemed like a convenience initially, but accidentally became a habit.

She wasn’t exactly the full ticket herself either.
It didn’t seem like some sort of manipulation plan, just a bit of a socially stunted girl not really equipped to deal with a needy and warped person like Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

My impression is that she was patient with him at first, but by the time she realized that he wasn’t going to accept how things were she was in a bit to “deep” with certain things like that.

The eBay thing possibly seemed like a convenience initially, but accidentally became a habit.

She wasn’t exactly the full ticket herself either.
It didn’t seem like some sort of manipulation plan, just a bit of a socially stunted girl not really equipped to deal with a needy and warped person like Chris.

Yeah, going by the era it happened and the e-mails it seems to me that Chris saw a girl he found attractive at his gaming club and immediately became clingy while Megan was too immature to immediately set boundries and saw Chris as a friendly acquaintance, I don't think she was out to exploit him in any way.

(At least in the 2000's women were in the vast minority in those kind of clubs, can't imagine it's changed much)

 

[Syntaxion]

The best thing about Megan was how she was absolutely horrified he drew them having weird sex, only for him to essentially answer
"It's okay, I understand you don't have much experience with sex. Don't worry"
Utterly, and autistically, missing the point.

Even better when a few emails later, he outright admits to her that he needed it as a form of release or he "could've done something much worse"

pure kino

 

[The Un-Clit]

The best thing about Megan was how she was absolutely horrified he drew them having weird sex, only for him to essentially answer
"It's okay, I understand you don't have much experience with sex. Don't worry"
Utterly, and autistically, missing the point.

Even better when a few emails later, he outright admits to her that he needed it as a form of release or he "could've done something much worse"

pure kino

Calling his finger-banging of Megan a 'hand job' was pretty amusing too, him not realizing the term was for jacking a dude off, not masturbating a woman. Typical virgin autism I suppose, but it still made me grin.