Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Rupin said:
At least we would have her name somewhere in that mix though and some kind of way to narrow things down.
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It would give some targets to Google.
There might be a picture of her with her name somewhere on the internet. It’s just not been turned up because people are searching on vague guesses based on the theories around her and whatever they think Chris called her.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Caden can basically monitor anytime Chris leaves or comes back, if his car is there, if it's not. Chris can't even sneak out the back and go around to get into his car without it being caught on multiple cameras.

It can also catch if say, Flutter comes to visit, and make sure she's there on the agreed upon times.
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This and to keep the weens away.

Since they have redditor tier IQs, they'll shit themselves upon seeing the cameras and won't approach the house.
 
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JT Marlin said:
This and to keep the weens away.

Since they have redditor tier IQs, they'll shit themselves upon seeing the cameras and won't approach the house.
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Don't septics know why baseball caps became part of the uniform of British Roadmen, Chavs, Scallies and football Hooligans?

When you pull the brim down like this, it obscures your face from nearly all high positioned cameras.
If you wear something more effective, like a mask or balaclava, the Cozzers tell you to take it off or face arrest. Plus who the fuck would wear a ski mask to the pub?

The cap might not be 100% effective, but at least you have some reasonable doubt to offer your brief, when officer Tagnut has you in the cells.

If any Weens read this and try to nose through Chris's windows, that's on them though. peaceful_hooligan_cap_1.jpg

It won't work on a doorbell cam obviously, unless you look at the floor the whole time.
 
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Bill Kilgore said:
Considering that Chris is about to stream tomorrow, I'm guess I can safely assume that he's just trying to have some little "fun" with his favorite handler/orbiter before dealing with getting bombarded with hundreds of "JULAYYY" or "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING" flash messages from weens.
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I think Chris is unable to deal with these new fangled YouTube things like streaming and editing, and needs Flutter's assistance. For example, there's that one stream where at the beginning, there's a clearly female voice telling him to start. I bet every time Chris is streaming, Flutter is there in Big Island, doing all of the technical expertise.
 
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Which movie do we think they watched?

Most likely choice: Inside Out 2 or If

Maybe?: The Garfield Movie

Flutter's choice if she's a filthy fujo: Blue Lock the Movie

I didn't watch it but from the trailers I always thought If was perfect for Chris, a story about imaginary friends (aka OCs) being real and only one special girl is able to see them. But it's not a very recent movie that's being shilled everywhere, so I guess they watched Inside Out 2. Either way no man in a pickle suit came to whisk Flutter off so what's the point.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Which movie do we think they watched?

Most likely choice: Inside Out 2 or If

Maybe?: The Garfield Movie

Flutter's choice if she's a filthy fujo: Blue Lock the Movie

I didn't watch it but from the trailers I always thought If was perfect for Chris, a story about imaginary friends (aka OCs) being real and only one special girl is able to see them. But it's not a very recent movie that's being shilled everywhere, so I guess they watched Inside Out 2. Either way no man in a pickle suit came to whisk Flutter off so what's the point.
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See this is why modern Christory sucks, nothing fun happens any more!

Chris going to the movies with a girl should be a completely shit show and not boring.

It's inside out 2, Chris always latches on to whatever the media tells him is the new big thing, he is too lazy to think for himself to the point where he would pick a movie based on his own original tastes, far easier to let a bunch of critics and weens on Twitter tell him what to watch.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Which movie do we think they watched?

Most likely choice: Inside Out 2 or If

Maybe?: The Garfield Movie

Flutter's choice if she's a filthy fujo: Blue Lock the Movie

I didn't watch it but from the trailers I always thought If was perfect for Chris, a story about imaginary friends (aka OCs) being real and only one special girl is able to see them. But it's not a very recent movie that's being shilled everywhere, so I guess they watched Inside Out 2. Either way no man in a pickle suit came to whisk Flutter off so what's the point.
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We don't mention Inside Out.

There was no Inside Out, there was no Bing Bong and he did not die.

And no, I also did not cry. Because the movie doesn't exist.

They probably saw Inside Out 2. It's selling like hotcakes and is a bonafide hit. Not as good as the first one, but it's one of the better Pixar sequels. Worth the $7 matinee.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
She's back
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The whole Sasquatch photo shit was funny in the beginning, now it's out of control. Why can't the weens busting u-turns in front of the house with a camera be the ones catching him with Flutter? Not these bitch-made autists hiding behind a pillar.

Its crazy how she makes him look like Shaq...this can't be normal, she has to have some freak dysgenic condition. They're horrifying fr fr
 
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