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I’m thinking Inside Out 2 as well, but If definitely sounds like something Chris would be drawn to considering it’s about a girl who can see people’s imaginary friends. Obviously an allegory for the Dimensional Merge.
Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery
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Did these people all go to the Wikipedia Biography School of Portrait Photography or something?
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Honestly if you take a worthless picture like this quit embarrassing yourself and don't even post it. You're just a cowardly retard.
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If you're gonna be autistic enough to take photos of Chris and Flutter, just make it higher quality. If you're gonna do something, do it properly and put your autism to good use
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They should actually get a picture of their faces.
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If they're in a public space, just hit record and walk past them while commenting on the scenery.
Bill Kilgore
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Everyone kept talking about Inside Out 2, while here I am thinking that he probably went to see the Garfield movie, I remember him mentioning that he enjoyed reading the Garfield comics. it kind of suit his taste better anyways. at least in my view.
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Maybe if one of them did this we'd have a better audio clip of Chris saying Flutters name.
Bill Kilgore
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What's so freaking hard about pretending to be in a phone call and walk past them anyways? something tells me these morons are doing these kind of shit on purpose to further bait people about the whole "oooh so spoopy, mysterious gal pal ooohhhh".
Who fucking cares dude, just walk past them and fully record them, front face, full. Not like Chris is about to do anything about it lol.
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On one hand, I kinda get it, they don't want to look like lunatics in public.
But on the other hand, the effort they take to not look like a lunatic while photographing someone in public will always make them look way worse than if they just took a damn picture.
If you're taking pictures of Chris in public like this you're obviously lacking in braincells anyway, just go full retard with it.
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I thought that too. I'm wondering if there's something you buy on the etsy shop that ends with you getting a quarter pound of grass or shrooms sent to your doorstep.
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Every fucking time I see modern Chris, he looks like something that should not exist. Like his legs are way too damn long for his body. I'm guessing its the stupid skirt but goddamn he needs to stop wearing form-fitting spandex pajamas or whatever the fuck those are.
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chris has this aura around him that turns people into stumbling retards it would seem. phone cameras are so good now they could zoom in and get a great picture they could record a video walking by and nobody would be the wiser you could even ask chris and flutter a question to get a good voice recording.
but eh weens are not the smartest people in the world and i can see some positives of being careful to not alert chris but still it cant be that hard to get a good picture.
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I hate how much power redditors have over the Nu-Chris narrative. KF has lost the mandate of heaven to incompetent drunkards, and we deserve it tbh.
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The redditor didn't even know about Flutter, he said she was "a gal-pal". In one of the previous sighting another who took the picture thought she was a child. I wish they lurked more.
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They're either reddit casuals or they're as face blind as Chris.
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McSneaks
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No but like, what if one of them looks at me??!?!? Or I have to TALK to someone??? They're already outside that's hard enough leave them alone!
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Don't pozload my neghole.
But if one is insistent on getting a good enough shot of Chris and Flutter on the streets then overtake them on the other side, cross, take out your phone, turn on the video, start talking at it like you are on a facetime call and walk towards them.
As long as this theoretical person does not interact or do anything else to give themselves away, and just walks on by like they don't give two fucks about some tranny and his pet midget, then they shouldn't be alerted.
Then you can take stills from the video later.
If they are in public then there is legally no expectation of privacy, so neither Chris, Flutter, any lawyer or Caden can insist on such an image being taken down.
Sneaking up to them and trying to take a photo discreetly is what probably tips Flutter off. Chris is dumb as a box of rocks and I can imagine he has little spacial awareness. Flutter may not be much better, but she is certainly conscious.
Suspicious behavior tips people off more than just being a loud obnoxious prick talking at their phone.
Why are Redditors so spasticated when it comes to being away from their hugboxes and computer screens?
But if one is insistent on getting a good enough shot of Chris and Flutter on the streets then overtake them on the other side, cross, take out your phone, turn on the video, start talking at it like you are on a facetime call and walk towards them.
As long as this theoretical person does not interact or do anything else to give themselves away, and just walks on by like they don't give two fucks about some tranny and his pet midget, then they shouldn't be alerted.
Then you can take stills from the video later.
If they are in public then there is legally no expectation of privacy, so neither Chris, Flutter, any lawyer or Caden can insist on such an image being taken down.
Sneaking up to them and trying to take a photo discreetly is what probably tips Flutter off. Chris is dumb as a box of rocks and I can imagine he has little spacial awareness. Flutter may not be much better, but she is certainly conscious.
Suspicious behavior tips people off more than just being a loud obnoxious prick talking at their phone.
Why are Redditors so spasticated when it comes to being away from their hugboxes and computer screens?
Bill Kilgore
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Too be fair, Reddit's CWC community is way much Bigger than KF's nowadays + Most of the oldfags on the community already moved on to other lolcows with greener pastures or had moved on with their life from KF.
And it's kind of a blessing as well, since all the tard tier weens would flock to the Reddit sub instead of flooding KF with their tard tier questions that has already been answered a billion times.