Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[FinnSven]

While true, remember it wasn't very long ago at all that we got this flash of Classic Chris tardraging at Hasbro about G5:

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There's still some life left in Chris-Chan and I have complete confidence that something else will appear one day, just cruising out of left-field somewhere and impacting the Interwebs like a bottle of jizz-laced Fanta and spraying its disgusting sticky contents all over us just like The Motherfucking did so suddenly. NEVER count OPL out.

I accept that there is a possibility of Chris doing something else retarded and in public.

There is always a risk that he will get overconfident or a quack decides he has been on Zoloft long enough and weans him off.

Then the old Chris comes creeping back, attraction sign and pepper spray in hand.

 

[King Kiwi]

I accept that there is a possibility of Chris doing something else retarded and in public.

There is always a risk that he will get overconfident or a quack decides he has been on Zoloft long enough and weans him off.

Then the old Chris comes creeping back, attraction sign and pepper spray in hand.

I think it's because Chris knows we want him to do something crazy and his handlers know that too...

So they're just not doing it. There's no motivation for Chris to act out because he has his gal pal and his easy lifestyle. He has money coming in. When Chris is lonely and wondering where his next Lego set is coming from, he jumps right into the dimensional merge and all this other bull crap and acts out.

When was the last time Chris said he was Jesus Christ, merging the cartoon world in our world together? When was the last time he brought up his love polys? Aside from the occasional G5 sperg out, it's been about 3 years since Chris has done something illegal that we know of.

If he is doing something illegal or immoral, he's got people showing him how to keep a lid on it.

If Chris doesn't have a reason to act out, he probably won't.

Just a pattern I've noticed. If he's lonely or bored, he'll act out. If he has most of his needs being met, he won't bother.

 

[FinnSven]

I think it's because Chris knows we want him to do something crazy and his handlers know that too...

So they're just not doing it. There's no motivation for Chris to act out because he has his gal pal and his easy lifestyle. He has money coming in. When Chris is lonely and wondering where his next Lego set is coming from, he jumps right into the dimensional merge and all this other bull crap and acts out.

When was the last time Chris said he was Jesus Christ, merging the cartoon world in our world together? When was the last time he brought up his love polys? Aside from the occasional G5 sperg out, it's been about 3 years since Chris has done something illegal that we know of.

If he is doing something illegal or immoral, he's got people showing him how to keep a lid on it.

If Chris doesn't have a reason to act out, he probably won't.

Just a pattern I've noticed. If he's lonely or bored, he'll act out. If he has most of his needs being met, he won't bother.

Well again this also gets back to:
A: Living with Barb meant he had no wrangler or guidance.

B: Being in jail was understandably difficult for him, as it would be for most people.

C: Strangers from the internet messing with him.

Flutter being a regular presence in his life is obviously helping, Caden and cronies clearly are limiting who he talks to online.
But I am wondering something else now that you pointed out the lack of dimensional merge thing.

I speculated earlier that he is on meds which calm him down.
It’s long been suspected that there is far more wrong with him than just autism.
Perhaps he is also getting medicated for the schizophrenia or whatever was causing him to believe this shit and see his imaginary friends?

If all that went away, then maybe he won’t be as easily influenced into crazy things?

 

[King Kiwi]

Well again this also gets back to:
A: Living with Barb meant he had no wrangler or guidance.

B: Being in jail was understandably difficult for him, as it would be for most people.

C: Strangers from the internet messing with him.

Flutter being a regular presence in his life is obviously helping, Caden and cronies clearly are limiting who he talks to online.
But I am wondering something else now that you pointed out the lack of dimensional merge thing.

I speculated earlier that he is on meds which calm him down.
It’s long been suspected that there is far more wrong with him than just autism.
Perhaps he is also getting medicated for the schizophrenia or whatever was causing him to believe this shit and see his imaginary friends?

If all that went away, then maybe he won’t be as easily influenced into crazy things?

Chris had a few people in his life trying to help him genuinely and he always gave those people the backhand.

Any of us could only be so lucky to have someone like that in our lives and Chris throws them away like they're nothing.

At the end of the day, you either want to surround yourself with someone who will care about you or just go off on your own.

Chris always picks the person with the agenda, even his own mother. It's not often Chris irks me but his blatant disregard for well-meaning people is one of his biggest problems and there's a lot of them.

 

[tossmycaesarsalad]

If we doxxed flutter do you think she would back away and leave chris vulnerable or she would still stick by him. I bet she is getting some money for keeping chris in the zone out in public.

Not to say I believe flutter should be doxxed. I think she should be scared off though

 

[Naenia Ness]

If we doxxed flutter do you think she would back away and leave chris vulnerable or she would still stick by him. I bet she is getting some money for keeping chris in the zone out in public.

Not to say I believe flutter should be doxxed. I think she should be scared off though

I could easily see it going either way.

She obviously doesn't want her identity out there (rightfully so), so if she got doxed then it would be understandable if she backed off and never made another appearance in Chris's life.

I could also see her liking being a bigfootesque figure I'm Chris's life and liking the attention she's getting from that. If that is the case, then while she may not want to be doxed that might not be enough to make her leave his life entirely. Especially if there is money involved.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I agree that he's probably on some HEAVY medication that's keeping the worst of the psychotic impulses down. But I also do think he's pretty tired. 40s, never even had anything approaching good health, everything from his childhood including his own house is long gone, and everything in the media these days is either shit, depressing, or beyond his understanding.

That said, I am surprised he hasn't sperged out over Bluey since that would be right up his alley.

 

[King Kiwi]

I agree that he's probably on some HEAVY medication that's keeping the worst of the psychotic impulses down. But I also do think he's pretty tired. 40s, never even had anything approaching good health, everything from his childhood including his own house is long gone, and everything in the media these days is either shit, depressing, or beyond his understanding.

That said, I am surprised he hasn't sperged out over Bluey since that would be right up his alley.

A. A girl would have to be into Bluey that he was interested in B. He would have to be able to self insert himself and what could he do with blocky looking Australian cattle dogs?

C. All I want for Christmas is a decent photo of Flutter. MAN.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If we doxxed flutter do you think she would back away and leave chris vulnerable or she would still stick by him. I bet she is getting some money for keeping chris in the zone out in public.

Not to say I believe flutter should be doxxed. I think she should be scared off though

Why?

 

[Optimus Prime]

A. A girl would have to be into Bluey that he was interested in B. He would have to be able to self insert himself and what could he do with blocky looking Australian cattle dogs?

C. All I want for Christmas is a decent photo of Flutter. MAN.

Nah, Bluey is a hot thing on the internet right now because it is, honestly, well made young children's TV with some great subtle adult humor (the dad is outright talking about getting a vasectomy at one point but it's cleverly disguised so kids wouldn't pick up on it). The prevalence and simplicity is why I'm surprised Chris hasn't latched onto it like many other autists. And he could just arbitrarily declare that cube sonichus exist in that universe because he's GOD and he's FORSEEN IT, since he's on record as saying all things he draws are merely just windows into other realities.

 

[PhoBingas]

Unless you're saying Caden is over in Virginia breaking his parole, then I don't know what other tard wrangler you could be you are referring to.

Maybe Caden cleared his trip with his PO? Ralph went out of state quite frequently when he was still on probation... but his parole / probation officer was a huge fan of the killstream

 

[Naenia Ness]

B. He would have to be able to self insert himself and what could he do with blocky looking Australian cattle dogs?

Simple, make it that Patty the dog is from the Bluey universe, then make his own dog self insert to hang out with Patty.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Simple, make it that Patty the dog is from the Bluey universe, then make his own dog self insert to hang out with Patty.

Then weens would make fanart of tranny hooker dogs digging up her body.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Plebbit just got a new sighting of Chris and Flutter, again no face of Flutter, just more bait on the whole "ohhh spoopy secret galpal!" shit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/chris_chan_is_in_lynchburg/

 

[Rupin]

At this point, I think she is living with him.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

At this point, I think she is living with him.

So it will not be long now before Crystal is born. I fully expect Crystal to be born a boy, be abused for it, and then forced to transition against his will as a child just so "The prophecy" will be fulfilled.

 

[FinnSven]

So it will not be long now before Crystal is born. I fully expect Crystal to be born a boy, be abused for it, and then forced to transition against his will as a child just so "The prophecy" will be fulfilled.

I hope if this terrifying situation happens that Flutter wises up and moves out and disappears from Chris’s life before the kid is born.

Note to illiterate weens and fools:

I have clearly written “IF”.
This situation is as far as anyone knows currently hypothetical.

If you scurry off to Reddit or the CWiki with tales of Flutter being pregnant and you read it on Kiwifarms, you are objectively stupid and deserve to be mocked.

 

[King Kiwi]

Nah, Bluey is a hot thing on the internet right now because it is, honestly, well made young children's TV with some great subtle adult humor (the dad is outright talking about getting a vasectomy at one point but it's cleverly disguised so kids wouldn't pick up on it). The prevalence and simplicity is why I'm surprised Chris hasn't latched onto it like many other autists. And he could just arbitrarily declare that cube sonichus exist in that universe because he's GOD and he's FORSEEN IT, since he's on record as saying all things he draws are merely just windows into other realities.

Hmm. If you say so. I didn't finish the first episode.

It was very bland to me.

 

[FinnSven]

Plebbit just got a new sighting of Chris and Flutter, again no face of Flutter, just more bait on the whole "ohhh spoopy secret galpal!" shit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/chris_chan_is_in_lynchburg/

Again, the theory that Caden or cronies are posting up clickbait of semi staged pictures is looking much more likely.

That or redditors really are just spineless

 

[King Kiwi]

Again, the theory that Caden or cronies are posting up clickbait of semi staged pictures is looking much more likely.

That or redditors really are just spineless

Caden is such a loser.

At this point, I think she is living with him.

I'm going to have to say yes, at least when she's visiting from wherever she's visiting.

Forgive me, is there some sort of face analysis software or app that can be applied to this girl and maybe have AI find her?

Or am I getting ahead of myself and that's more like FBI level technology.