Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

The original picture looks like AI-assisted editing. That distortion looks nothing like rain, it wouldn't be half-formed and angled:
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Also, notice the block 'letters' on the bottom that are not at all real text.

Most ML image generators certainly can make coherent text, for example:
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But the signs in the background end up with similar distortions and blocks along the bottom that represent letters:
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On some old signs as they age the edges of the printed letters start to lift and peel and curl up. That’s what I think is happening here. Not AI.

Example:
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Unless you're saying Caden is over in Virginia breaking his parole, then I don't know what other tard wrangler you could be you are referring to.
One had to take care of Chris when Flutter wasn't around. That one was once spotted along with Chris and Flutter during September 19.
 
correct me if i am wrong but i seem to recall mention of chris having another handler at some point other than flutter that he was seen with once or twice. if so could it be them who is taking the pictures of chris and flutter?
In the early post-jail months there was a black woman who waited for him in a car iirc once or twice, must have been a literal tard wrangler from the group home. That's the only one that comes to mind.
 
Maybe they used an AI enhancer on the image to increase resolution? Those do weird things to text that isnt quite legible.
I'm pretty sure it's an AI enhancer. It might even be built into the phone, hell knows what modern models have.
Check other small details, like trees or the Toyota logo, they look weird too, like they were drawn with a brush. Usually AI produces sharper images, albeit with weird letters.
I'm more likely to believe that someone took a picture of Chris and inpainted Flutter's head than that the entire image is generated.

edit: Ok, I just checked the max zoom on my phone's camera and it produced almost identical artifacts.
 
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I'm pretty sure it's an AI enhancer. It might even be built into the phone, hell knows what modern models have.
Check other small details, like trees or the Toyota logo, they look weird too, like they were drawn with a brush. Usually AI produces sharper images, albeit with weird letters.
I'm more likely to believe that someone took a picture of Chris and inpainted Flutter's head than that the entire image is generated.

edit: Ok, I just checked the max zoom on my phone's camera and it produced almost identical artifacts.
It also doesn't have any of the weird perspective issues you get with AI images.

Maybe it really is just fucked up zoom artifacts.
 
It's definitely a zoom feature or AI-enhancing app smoothing otherwise sharper-edged pixels by making them look a bit like brushstrokes.
There's a number plate at the forefront, the adidas logo on cwc's shirt (both looking sharp enough), and two signs in the background. AI would have fucked up the typefaces on at least one of those by a) making letters look like that godforsaken Amharic script or that language from the Sims games, or b) the borders of any of those, as in the AI-generated example @JustTheFaxcts posted.
 
I don't understand why Redditors and such still try baiting him. It's over.
You pretty much answered your own question.
nah not caden. it was some other unknown guy who was seen with chris after he got out of jail. i might be misremembering things though.
If I recall correctly, not long after he got out from prison, Chris used to live on a community/group housing, he made a male friend there if i recall correctly again, not sure if he's still in contact with him tho.
 
Unless you're saying Caden is over in Virginia breaking his parole, then I don't know what other tard wrangler you could be you are referring to.
God I wish.

Whoever took a picture of THAT is definitely what the kids call the Goat.
 
She's also the only remotely interesting thing about Chris now. I don't understand why Redditors and such still try baiting him. It's over.
Completely true. Caden, weens and commercialization have tainted everything.

But that's what people do when they get older, fully capitalized on their success or notoriety. Even younger people do that.

You never know though. Chris could do something else but if we never find out who Flitter is, then maybe it wasn't meant to be.
 
Completely true. Caden, weens and commercialization have tainted everything.

But that's what people do when they get older, fully capitalized on their success or notoriety. Even younger people do that.

You never know though. Chris could do something else but if we never find out who Flitter is, then maybe it wasn't meant to be.


Yeah, I am starting to think Chris is done and is just a fad for weens at this point.

I have to wonder if these people will continue to support him for the next few decades until he dies, will some of these weens continue to pay money just to post Jullie on the three live streams he does per year well into their 60s, will they continue to buy the merch until he dies and they are in their 60s or 70s, or will they lose interest after a decade or some and then will the homeless saga begin.

Honestly, I think the weens losing interest and no longer giving Chris money after a decade or so is our only hope of Chris every becoming interesting again.
 
I am increasingly thinking that this period of a calmer and better behaved Chris is a direct result of jail and the mental home.

Flutter and Caden are probably assisting in this whether official or not.

In jail and mental care he would have for the first time been subjected to a situation where he wouldn’t get his way by sperging out, manipulation or being enabled by his ill prepared parents.
They must have instilled a sense or methodology into him on how to behave and as he has no other sense of how to behave outside of how he eventually crafted his life to be, then he followed what he was taught.
Flutter and Caden, and possible other unofficial wranglers, likely keep him on track by reminding him to behave.
We saw a possible instance of this when he didn’t flip out at that convention he was removed from.
Flutter seemed to keep him from having a tantrum and possibly reminded him of the appropriate behavior.

So basically unless something happens that means that Caden or whoever is helping him stay housed then I strongly suspect Chris will remain boring and just an oddly dressed weirdo seen out and about on occasion.
 
I am increasingly thinking that this period of a calmer and better behaved Chris is a direct result of jail and the mental home.

Flutter and Caden are probably assisting in this whether official or not.

In jail and mental care he would have for the first time been subjected to a situation where he wouldn’t get his way by sperging out, manipulation or being enabled by his ill prepared parents.
They must have instilled a sense or methodology into him on how to behave and as he has no other sense of how to behave outside of how he eventually crafted his life to be, then he followed what he was taught.
Flutter and Caden, and possible other unofficial wranglers, likely keep him on track by reminding him to behave.
We saw a possible instance of this when he didn’t flip out at that convention he was removed from.
Flutter seemed to keep him from having a tantrum and possibly reminded him of the appropriate behavior.

So basically unless something happens that means that Caden or whoever is helping him stay housed then I strongly suspect Chris will remain boring and just an oddly dressed weirdo seen out and about on occasion.
By actively pitying and protecting Chris from the consequences of his actions for almost 40 years, the legal system and Chris's parents have done an incredible amount of psychological damage.

Imagine if Chris had just gone to the sped school, or was put in prison for running over Michael Snyder.
 
Finally being free of his fucked up parents probably helps as well.
I think that is the major thing.

Not that I wish death on Barb, but it seems that she was the catalyst for the worst elements of that situation.

Had she died first, perhaps Chris would have been ultimately more responsible with only a widower Bob as his remaining parent?

Bob would have likely had more capacity to guide Chris better and prepare him for being alone.

Edit, sorry! To keep it on Topic, perhaps Flutter is in some ways the gal pal which Chris really needed, not the ones which Bob bought or the hookers Chris bought.
 
I am increasingly thinking that this period of a calmer and better behaved Chris is a direct result of jail and the mental home.
I have a feeling it's more of a result of:

  1. Chris's lies about what he did went over like a fart in church and no one believes him.
  2. Chris getting bum rushed out of a convention, and publicly banned from another big one. Most likely those are just what we know about and there may have been others, meaning Chris got told to his face people don't want him around.
  3. Praetor wrangling. Obviously something is going on with Caden and his crew with Chris. Caden's Big Island tardarium was exposed, and people are out actively hunting to figure out who Flutter is. Chris throwing his tard tantrums and other nonsense might be seen as drawing too much attention to whatever Praetor is doing.
  4. Chris is old. He passed 40, with those 40 years eating garbage and not exercising (outside of school). His energy is just not what it used to be. I doubt he could gesticulate wildly like he used to in his 20s as shown by those videos of him bouncing off the walls. If Chris did that today, he'd probably have a heart attack. In one livestream, he was sweating and out of breath just sitting and talking.
There's also a theory that I have that locals may have confronted him at some point. While Chris can dismiss some ween, a 50 year old woman comes up to him and goes "Aren't you the Ruckersville Rapist?" is going to hit him a lot harder.
 
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I have a feeling it's more of a result of:

  1. Chris's lies about what he did went over like a fart in church and no one believes him.
  2. Chris getting bum rushed out of a convention, and publicly banned from another big one. Most likely those are just what we know about and there may have been others, meaning Chris got told to his face people don't want him around.
  3. Praetor wrangling. Obviously something is going on with Caden and his crew with Chris. Caden's Big Island tardarium was exposed, and people are out actively hunting to figure out who Flutter is. Chris throwing his tard tantrums and other nonsense might be seen as drawing too much attention to whatever Praetor is doing.
  4. Chris is old. He passed 40, with those 40 years eating garbage and not exercising (outside of school). His energy is just not what it used to be. I doubt he could gesticulate wildly like he used to in his 20s as shown by those videos of him bouncing off the walls. If Chris did that today, he'd probably have a heart attack. In one livestream, he was sweating and out of breath just sitting and talking.
There's also a theory that I have that locals may have confronted him at some point. While Chris can dismiss some ween, a 50 year old woman comes up to him and goes "Aren't you the Ruckersville Rapist?" is going to hit him a lot harder.
I don’t think my theory excludes those elements.

He has been told not to come back in the past by people before, infamously the Game place.
On those occasions he really didn’t accept it and even ended up in trouble with the law for trespassing at malls he had been told not to return to.

Many crazy old men like for instance Tommy Tooter and park or public space dwelling winos still have freakouts and things into their 60s, even if they look 80.
And they don’t get any more exercise than Chris, with the alcohol and drugs also doing a number on their systems.

I suppose the other possibility we are not considering is that he might also be zonked out of his mind on meds.

Even a strong daily dose of Zoloft would calm him down plenty without having too many outward signs.

Flutter could be helping him remember to take these every day.
 
I have a feeling it's more of a result of:

  1. Chris's lies about what he did went over like a fart in church and no one believes him.
  2. Chris getting bum rushed out of a convention, and publicly banned from another big one. Most likely those are just what we know about and there may have been others, meaning Chris got told to his face people don't want him around.
  3. Praetor wrangling. Obviously something is going on with Caden and his crew with Chris. Caden's Big Island tardarium was exposed, and people are out actively hunting to figure out who Flutter is. Chris throwing his tard tantrums and other nonsense might be seen as drawing too much attention to whatever Praetor is doing.
  4. Chris is old. He passed 40, with those 40 years eating garbage and not exercising (outside of school). His energy is just not what it used to be. I doubt he could gesticulate wildly like he used to in his 20s as shown by those videos of him bouncing off the walls. If Chris did that today, he'd probably have a heart attack. In one livestream, he was sweating and out of breath just sitting and talking.
There's also a theory that I have that locals may have confronted him at some point. While Chris can dismiss some ween, a 50 year old woman comes up to him and goes "Aren't you the Ruckersville Rapist?" is going to hit him a lot harder.
While true, remember it wasn't very long ago at all that we got this flash of Classic Chris tardraging at Hasbro about G5:



There's still some life left in Chris-Chan and I have complete confidence that something else will appear one day, just cruising out of left-field somewhere and impacting the Interwebs like a bottle of jizz-laced Fanta and spraying its disgusting sticky contents all over us just like The Motherfucking did so suddenly. NEVER count OPL out.
 
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