Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Specifically taken July 5th.
Also, another video from another redditor who claimed: "
I saw them too while I was checking out my bags. I managed to tail his car as he was leaving for a short ways."
Link.
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i am starting to believe more in the theory that caden has somebody taking these pictures like this on purpose. i refuse to believe flutter is this impossible to photograph yet chris always seems to show up no problem. its like they are putting more focus on chris on purpose.
 
Today around 5:00 PM I spotted Chris and who I assume to be Cabbage at the Lynchburg Walmart on Wards Road while I was paying for my stuff. They walked past me and went into the Customer Support department and I got a short video of their backs. I also managed to catch them driving out and followed for a short way. They were in an older silver sedan with a license plate that said "SON1CHU" and tried to take a video but it didnt focus on the car. You can still sort of make out the plate in the frame below if you squint hard enough.

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Video: https://streamable.com/9fdmp0
And a crosspost because I didn't check Random Chris Updates.
 
i am starting to believe more in the theory that caden has somebody taking these pictures like this on purpose. i refuse to believe flutter is this impossible to photograph yet chris always seems to show up no problem. its like they are putting more focus on chris on purpose.
The user who posted that has posted absolutely nothing else but that and one other Chris related post, despite the account being 2 years old. Insanely suspicious

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The user who posted that has posted absolutely nothing else but that and one other Chris related post, despite the account being 2 years old. Insanely suspicious

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Both of them?
Man, if both of them turn out to be Caden's proxies it's gonna be fucking hilarious.
By both, I mean white crayon and silly tourist.
Actually, you know any tools for getting email accounts of people on Reddit? I wanna check if those two have any relation to Caden.
 
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I hate how much power redditors have over the Nu-Chris narrative. KF has lost the mandate of heaven to incompetent drunkards, and we deserve it tbh.
Nah, pretty much every major forum got overtaken by Facebook Groups and reddit due to the network effects they offer.

Call me crazy, but I still think most of these potato shots of Flutter never showing her face are made by Caden & friends to draw up attention. This is yet another newish Reddit account that posted the pics.
Too risky and too much work. Much easier to instruct Chris to sperg out on stream or do something scripted.

Yeah and it's not even illegal. If you're in a public space, you have no right to privacy as per the US Supreme Court. So if they're outside and you aren't trespassing (such as standing on the street), there's not a damn thing they can do about you recording them
Exactly. Just walk right up to them or zoom in at the back of their heads and whistle loudly.
 
Man, if both of them turn out to be Caden's proxies it's gonna be fucking hilarious.
By both, I mean white crayon and silly tourist.
Actually, you know any tools for getting email accounts of people on Reddit? I wanna check if those two have any relation to Caden.
You're the hero we don't deserve.
 
The user who posted that has posted absolutely nothing else but that and one other Chris related post, despite the account being 2 years old. Insanely suspicious

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Could be a burner account since they may not (understandably) want their main account to be linked to retard watching
 
Wait a minute, what the fuck is going on in those pictures.. They don't look right when I zoom in. The person who posted them used a image editor filter to make them look like a painting or are they maybe AI generated?
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Notice how it's raining.
AI couldn't make coherent text like this. Def real.
 
Notice how it's raining.
AI couldn't make coherent text like this. Def real.
The original picture looks like AI-assisted editing. That distortion looks nothing like rain, it wouldn't be half-formed and angled:
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Also, notice the block 'letters' on the bottom that are not at all real text.

Most ML image generators certainly can make coherent text, for example:
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But the signs in the background end up with similar distortions and blocks along the bottom that represent letters:
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Wait a minute, what the fuck is going on in those pictures.. They don't look right when I zoom in. The person who posted them used a image editor filter to make them look like a painting or are they maybe AI generated?
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Maybe they used an AI enhancer on the image to increase resolution? Those do weird things to text that isnt quite legible.
 
Could be a burner account since they may not (understandably) want their main account to be linked to retard watching
Yeah but the account is 2 years old?
Amazing foresight if they created a burner account 2 years before using it for its purpose, and specifically knowing they would even see cwc to begin with.

I'm not entirely sold on this being a gayop, but the coincidences do keep piling up. Random empty accounts taking all the pics, all of them shit quality and from a distance. Not sure if it IS caden but it's certainly fishy.

The original picture looks like AI-assisted editing. That distortion looks nothing like rain, it wouldn't be half-formed and angled:
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Also, notice the block 'letters' on the bottom that are not at all real text.

Most ML image generators certainly can make coherent text, for example:
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But the signs in the background end up with similar distortions and blocks along the bottom that represent letters:
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perhaps water on the lens? A single drop could cause distortions in small areas of the pic. But hm, it is weird.
 
correct me if i am wrong but i seem to recall mention of chris having another handler at some point other than flutter that he was seen with once or twice. if so could it be them who is taking the pictures of chris and flutter?
 
correct me if i am wrong but i seem to recall mention of chris having another handler at some point other than flutter that he was seen with once or twice. if so could it be them who is taking the pictures of chris and flutter?
Unless you're saying Caden is over in Virginia breaking his parole, then I don't know what other tard wrangler you could be you are referring to.
 
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