Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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are they going to the swimwear section of the store? because if yes, then something tells me that whatever the two are planning right now, it ain't going to end well...
Holy shit she didn't give up after the con!
I'm pretty sure it would take her more than getting blurry pictures of her taken to scare her off away from Chris.
The guy who was on the plane with Flutter before Christmas was on the phone when he witnessed Chris coming to pick her up, so we have a 2 seconds clip of Chris yelling some garbled name.
Honestly to me it sounds like "Alec" or "Alyn" maybe.
Is the theory of Flutter being a Finn is still relevant here? or do people finally realize how fake and gay that theory sounds like?
 
its a shame none of these people who get these pictures can be bothered to get good ones of flutter but i guess she really does have some form of big footesque camera dodging power. i wonder how long she will be around for this time?
Maybe, like Mitch Hedberg said about Bigfoot, the reason pictures of her are blurry is that she actually IS blurry.
 
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leaves me to believe she actually is a student of some kind who could be visiting chris on breaks. if this is the case then come spring break and summer time we will be seeing far more of her.
Yeah it's too suspicious that she's visiting him on school holidays and not around Valentine's Day and Chris' birthday. Maybe she goes to Caden's college?

are they going to the swimwear section of the store? because if yes, then something tells me that whatever the two are planning right now, it ain't going to end well...
Swimwear.. Oh shit are they going to re-enact Chris' pool dream?

Is the theory of Flutter being a Finn is still relevant here? or do people finally realize how fake and gay that theory sounds like?
I think it's too big of a coincidence that she was first seen hanging out with Chris in September and in October he signed up on Duolingo, getting a crazy amount of exp in Finnish and keeping it up to this day. My theory is that she's American (the guy who spotted them at an Italian restourant around Christmas said she doesn't have an accent), maybe with a foreign sounding first or last name and she told Chris her family comes from Finland. Then Chris took that info and autistically ran with it to impress her.
 
are they going to the swimwear section of the store? because if yes, then something tells me that whatever the two are planning right now, it ain't going to end well...
Swimwear.. Oh shit are they going to re-enact Chris' pool dream?

Please dear god no, this should never ever be a reality for Chris or anyone ever Merge or not.
 
Well well well, looks like I was right that she'd be back at Chris CHAD's side!

Out of respect for this forum I won't go into graphic detail in this post, but *you know what I know* what they're doing when they're alone behind closed doors ;)
It looks like I was wrong about her being dead.

I guess we'll see the results if that's true; provided the happy couple are still fertile.
 
Looks like Cabbage wasn't chopped. Shorty (literally) is always somehow able to send psy-emmisions to anyone trying to take a pic of her and Chris.

are they going to the swimwear section of the store? because if yes, then something tells me that whatever the two are planning right now, it ain't going to end well...
I'm not looking forward to the CWC beach episode :|

 
Well that's surprising. Hopefully we can get more info now.

only if we get a field agent that isn’t afraid to get a picture of her face at the risk of incurring Chris’s wrath. Otherwise, back shots like are all we have to look forward to .

That would actually be consistent with Chris getting obsessed with MLP G3 because of Megan.

Chris has been a fan of MLP since Gen 1.

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I assume the reason pics of Flutter tend to be so shitty is because people are generally nonconfrontational and wary of people crazy enough to be LITERAL motherfuckers, so despite Chris being very physically unfit, they might assume that Chris would rage out at them if they went closer for a better picture of...

of...

of...

of... well, the womanlet Chris CHAD is giving orgasms to!!!!!

Also, they may not really care about getting the best picture because they randomly came across him and just decided to snap a quick pic. In fact, there are probably people who've taken pictures and merely texted their friends about it, but refrained from sharing it on the internet.
 
Yeah it's too suspicious that she's visiting him on school holidays and not around Valentine's Day and Chris' birthday. Maybe she goes to Caden's college?


Swimwear.. Oh shit are they going to re-enact Chris' pool dream?


I think it's too big of a coincidence that she was first seen hanging out with Chris in September and in October he signed up on Duolingo, getting a crazy amount of exp in Finnish and keeping it up to this day. My theory is that she's American (the guy who spotted them at an Italian restourant around Christmas said she doesn't have an accent), maybe with a foreign sounding first or last name and she told Chris her family comes from Finland. Then Chris took that info and autistically ran with it to impress her.
They don't seem to be too affectionate in public, either, which makes me think she's paid by Caden

Chris is 5'10, she's gotta be 4'8 or shorter.
 
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