Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Seethan Ralph]

no. fucking. way. it can't be fucking real. am I having a nightmare? Crystal Weston Chandler is coming?

If real, Chris is the ultimate inspiration. If 42-year old intellectually disabled schizoid motherfucker can make a woman pregnant in a consensual way, any incel can.

 

[Dr J]

You guys are retarded for believing this.

Shh, let people have their fun

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Listen here bucko I want 10 paternity tests plus 4k footage of birth done from 4 different angles to believe that this is fucking real.

Also lol at all poltards who screech about I CANT BREED i wanna see their explanations, mental gymnastics and excuses for this

 

[Newfag14]

As unironically fucking horrifying that was, it didnt involve subjecting an innocent child to life with chris chan as their fath...oh god he trooned out hes gonna pretend he's their mother fuck fuck fuck no this aint fucking happening.

Picture Chris breastfeeding his kid.
You're welcome

 

[Easterling]

Does it trouble you more to know that someone consented to sex with Chris without financial incentive or to never have been able to consent to begin with?

 

[SmallKiwi]

Rollin & Trollin part 2?

 

[WelperHelper99]

So allow me to bring all of your attention to this video of....like nearly 20 fucking years ago jesus christ

He has had this planned from the fucking start. We are dead and this is hell.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

If daughter: If Chris was willing to rape his own mother, who's to say that his daughter is off limits.
If son: Chris' mother raping autism could be will be genetic.
Edit: Learned how old Chris is. He's cumming dust.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

The horrifying thought of being raised by a schizophrenic tranny incestual rapist is too disturbing for me to think of any witty jokes about this.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

As chris said, Blood, tears, and seminal descent.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Chris expects a child this summer.

Prepare for the apocalypse. It'd be best to not look directly at the sun this summer.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

so... which one of his parents will the kid have sex with when he's older?

 

[Mangomangomango]

so... Is there anything more than the mention of gen beta, and that ambiguous clip where he could have been saying something else but his autistic stuttering butchered it to support whatever this claim is?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I said at the time that the authorities always handling Chris with kid gloves is going to lead to somebody being seriously hurt one day

Well in this case it's going to be 18 long years of neglect. Thanks Virginia!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

And yet I will die alone.

 

[Judge Holden]

So.....since we are all fucking drowing in horror right now allow me to make shit exponentially more miserable.

Will it be worse if the child is a boy, or a girl?

If its a girl.....yeah I dont think I need say more.

If its a boy though, Chris will probably try to troon him out the way he trooned himself out so he can get his precious Crystal

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

Surely this is just his delusions speaking again, right? This is just a child project that he unveils next summer, yes? Coming this Summer: New dimensions of suffering of Man.

 

[Dr J]

Well in this case it's going to be 18 long years of neglect. Thanks Virginia!

The kid will be lucky if all it is, is neglected

 

[Easterling]

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This will go down as the biggest trolling moment in Christory