Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Yeah but by that point, while males are producing a bunch of tard sperm, at least there's some competition to get to the egg so it isn't all tard jizz. By the time a woman is that age, every single egg cell in her body is that age.
Yes but the chance of a tard baby is still very small. It's relative percents. Niggas are looking at "increases by 80%" and think it shoots up from 1% to 81% like in fucking World of Warcraft, but really it goes from 1% to 1.8%.

Have all the babies you can naturally have with your same-age wife.
- no IVF, it's bad
- no egg freezing, it's even worse
- no affirmative action cum
- no cucking the younger generations
 
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
This is it, the end of times, the most cursed timeline
that thing will be the anti-christ-chan
Please no more suffering
 
I'm going to err on caution and while might be :optimistic: for me to say, I think he just means some sort of magical dimensional baby spawning in the womb of flutter from his imaginary characters. AKA: Fucking nothing and we're overreacting.

Although like someone else said in the thread: Incels BTFO. On suicide lines. They've got no excuses now if this is real. If Chris can get laid and have a kid so can they.
 
I'm going to err on caution and while might be :optimistic: for me to say, I think he just means some sort of magical dimensional baby spawning in the womb of flutter from his imaginary characters. AKA: Fucking nothing and we're overreacting.

Although like someone else said in the thread: Incels BTFO. On suicide lines. They've got no excuses now if this is real. If Chris can get laid and have a kid so can they.
It's very possible. We would probably know in 6 months or so when Flutter would begin to show
 
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
Oh god imagine if the child somehow inherits Chris’s genetic memory and continues the legacy.
 
Poor possible kid.

Also what kind of issues would a woman have to have to get laid with "Honor Roll"?
 
All memes aside, if this is real Kiwis have to step up an alert authorities in either the states or Finland if at all possible. Chris chan cannot be allowed to "raise" a child. That's a disaster waiting to happen on so many fronts.
I'm really hoping this isn't true.
this is EXACTLY what i was thinking.
 
MWF i learned he got his gf pregnant by my ex....PLEASE KF say sike
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Read this when I was eating, no joke I lost my appetite. I pray to God almighty our lord and savior that Chris has sperm more dead then the Dead Sea. I truly fear for humanity’s future if he breeds.
 
We doubted Chris's soothsaying abilities but here we are and the child that was promised is upon us, Crystal Weston Chandler is incoming.
this timeline is completely cursed now, I´m already waiting for the merge and probably Pmurt will explode next year or something
A dad who thinks he’s Jesus? An insane mother? Welcome back GG Allen
now that Punk is not popular, GG-chu the child will be a playback popstar who uses diapers on his SoundCloud album portraits or something
 
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