Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[AnOminous]

Yes but the chance of a tard baby is still very small. It's relative percents. Niggas are looking at "increases by 80%" and think it shoots up from 1% to 81% like in fucking World of Warcraft, but really it goes from 1% to 1.8%.

It went up to over 9000% and quit your Jew lies.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Chris doing more for the huwhite race than Nick Fuentes ever has lol

 

[FieldPiece]

Either the kid will become the autism equivalent of a supernova or the next Alexander The Great. Being raised by Chris and Flutter would either make a person completely insane or create an understanding of the world very rigidly against everything Chris stands for. I don't know which outcome is worse.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

There is only one person pickle who can save us:

 

[Drip Torch]

What if it’s twins?

The twin will be the only one that can stop the anti-chris(t).

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I swear every time I check the community feature highlights the news gets more fucked up and surreal. I'm preemptively pressing F in the chat for that kid because it's over before it even began for them.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Now that I think about it, there's no wondering what the child's name would be if it were a boy thanks to the magic of bathtub HRT.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Going back a lot of pages, but

Do they actually have legislation regarding legal names? Where is the line? How is it determined? What happens if someone has one and they go for citizenship?

They do. The line is a short list of technical criteria (it has to resemble a traditional name instead of Elon Musk autism) and a subjective smell test (very permissive, the list of rejected names is public information and most of it really is mega retarded) to slap around retards trying to be ~cool and unique~, if you just want a slightly fancier spelling of a common name then it's usually granted. It only applies for Finnish citizens being named for the first time, if you were already registered somewhere else with an abusive name that would never pass muster with the Finnish naming regulations, then the law does nothing to it and can't force you to be renamed if/when you get your Finnish citizenship. You'll get to live with your stupid snowflake name that will have you severely mocked and bullied and you will like it, at least until you get the legal right to change it.

 

[Scarthew]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

I'm more worried they'll molest the child.

 

[Dai-ichi Kangyo Bank LTD.]

Either the kid will become the autism equivalent of a supernova or the next Alexander The Great. Being raised by Chris and Flutter would either make a person completely insane or create an understanding of the world very rigidly against everything Chris stands for. I don't know which outcome is worse.

This person will go on to kill somebody. Whether that is itself, its parents, its classmates, or all of the above is the question that remains.

 

[Pedophobe]

As chris said, Blood, tears, and seminal descent.

Dragged through all the mud, muck and various fluids a newborn prophet of the next age could be.

 

[Die For Me!]

With his decades of cum recycling and crystal meditation, I expect this child to be the biggest hulkamaniac tier gorilla troon this site has ever seen. His Sole objective? Take everything about Chris off the Internet now now now now now now

 

[Irregardless]

So if this child is brought into existence, it should be removed from their care correct...? There is no world where Chris or someone willing to procreate with him should be allowed to have custody of their child.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

The ultimate troll: she is gonna get mogged by a nibba and make Chris think the baby is magi-chan

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

the bloodline is safe, unfortunately also the Sonichu curse

bloodline is safu

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Either the kid will become the autism equivalent of a supernova or the next Alexander The Great. Being raised by Chris and Flutter would either make a person completely insane or create an understanding of the world very rigidly against everything Chris stands for. I don't know which outcome is worse.

Crystal Chander and Barron Trump (Don’t worry it’ll be like DJ and Melania but with even less of an Age Gap) will father the next generation’s GodEmperor

 

[VientreGordo3000]

Imagine being the kid who’s momdad is Chris Fucking Chan. Theyll be bullied in school so hard for that if nothing else

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I want to say this can’t be real and that Chris is lying but after barb idk anymore

remember,even a lot of time after Chris taked the barbussy, a lot of people said "Chris can´t go worse, this is the lowest chris chan can go" and well...

 

[AnOminous]

This person will go on to kill somebody. Whether that is itself, its parents, its classmates, or all of the above is the question that remains.

What if it's too retarded to do anything at all and just bangs its head against the wall all day while screeching?

 

[Dai-ichi Kangyo Bank LTD.]

What if it's too retarded to do anything at all and just bangs its head against the wall all day while screeching?

CTE will do the trick. Chris Benoit style