Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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King Kiwi said:
I will see that she never seems truly excited to be with Chris, even as she does seem to enjoy some of their activities like looking at pets and everything.
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knux said:
Yes it's like she is just along for the ride. Giving off more handler than friend vibes.
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As far as I can tell this take is entirely based on speculation, and I've seen literally no real evidence to suggest she doesn't like spending time with Chris. We've gotten like 4 pictures of her face, it's hardly enough to say anything about what she thinks of Chris. Most pictures we have in general are just the two of them walking from place to place.
 
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James Brown said:
Anybody saying it's forced at this point is really going out on a limb. They're looking at animals at the pet store together. That's like 101 friend behavior.
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I think people just desperately want Flutter to be Blonde Megan, or some shit, so they try to make up all of these different ways that she appears to be "uninterested" or "scared" of his presence, even when it's entirely speculative.
 
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PsychoNerd said:
I think people just desperately want Flutter to be Blonde Megan, or some shit, so they try to make up all of these different ways that she appears to be "uninterested" or "scared" of his presence, even when it's entirely speculative.
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The reality is that we really don't know. There's no evidence for or against them actually being a couple. With that being said, I'd say she's probably just a fucked up individual who is into guys who think they are Jesus and rape their moms. Probably for lolcow internet clout from 2010, but who knows
 
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PsychoNerd said:
From what we do know of her, that she was an obnoxious attention whore on the various forums she was active on, I'm sorta betting on this one to some extent, too. Though I also wouldn't be shocked if she was into people like Chris, either.
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That's a rumor that she was the Finnish attention whore. I have a hard time correlating that person to the complete attention-averse Flutter we know, who also has no known online presence at all.

Some few people who were attention whores and got bit by it CAN completely reverse their behavior and become shy and quiet but it's extremely rare, and with someone twisted enough to mail a motherfucker in jail and spend time with him after, she's clearly not someone looking to avoid past bad behavior.

So no, the evidence to date does not say former attention whore.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
That's a rumor that she was the Finnish attention whore. I have a hard time correlating that person to the complete attention-averse Flutter we know, who also has no known online presence at all.

Some few people who were attention whores and got bit by it CAN completely reverse their behavior and become shy and quiet but it's extremely rare, and with someone twisted enough to mail a motherfucker in jail and spend time with him after, she's clearly not someone looking to avoid past bad behavior.

So no, the evidence to date does not say former attention whore.
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Maybe she also spent time in prison/loony bin for some weird crime. I agree though, she seems like the opposite of attention whore. More like a terminal introvert.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
That's a rumor that she was the Finnish attention whore. I have a hard time correlating that person to the complete attention-averse Flutter we know, who also has no known online presence at all.

Some few people who were attention whores and got bit by it CAN completely reverse their behavior and become shy and quiet but it's extremely rare, and with someone twisted enough to mail a motherfucker in jail and spend time with him after, she's clearly not someone looking to avoid past bad behavior.

So no, the evidence to date does not say former attention whore.
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Terminal introversion is the Finnish default.

Until they drink.

It could be she was that, or just asked for attention once which forever cemented that in the minds of Finnish internet circles.

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris's entire effort was fucking his mother and running his mouth about it. Had those events hadn't occurred, him and Flutter most likely would not have hooked up if she's True & Honest and not a Praetor thing.
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No, he put huge effort into his attraction sign and risked not just expulsion from college, but mall bannings and arrest.

It wasn’t successful at the time, but it is still way way more effort than the average incel who never leaves his basement or focuses on a specific woman or “archetype” of women and gets consistently rejected.
e.g. They only ask out blonde bombshell “Staceys” despite being a terminally online nerd who likes toys, manga and typical neckbeard interests , not realizing that these women might prefer men who share their interests.
Rather than realize they are trying to force a personality on a woman they have nothing in common with, they blame the women for rejecting them due to looks/wealth.

Perhaps Chris’s attraction sign was a similar approach, but on the off chance a girl who wanted the kind of lunatic he is read it, he was at least being clear.
Captain Ahab said:
Isn’t the issue with incels that they want women way out of their league? Chris went for a cabbage-patch-kid-faced minion.
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Partly, but mostly it’s just they typically seem to think women owe them a date for asking.
 
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PsychoNerd said:
I think people just desperately want Flutter to be Blonde Megan, or some shit, so they try to make up all of these different ways that she appears to be "uninterested" or "scared" of his presence, even when it's entirely speculative.
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That's kind of what I was thinking too.

The same doofy '80s version of a mullet that gen X and older keep going for.

A haircut would work wonders for her but she insist on Chris going back to bland and normal so I won't be surprised if he starts wearing plaid and Doc Martin's the next time we see him
 
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James Brown said:
Anybody saying it's forced at this point is really going out on a limb. They're looking at animals at the pet store together. That's like 101 friend behavior.
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Early on it was a pretty reasonable idea that she was some sort of Praetor tardwrangler, but at this point they've been seeing each other for so long that it's an absurd proposition. The logistics of having this random woman string along Chris for like a year and a half, paying for multiple trips to and from Finland, convention visits, and other trivial bullshit to no real gain for Caden. I don't know why anyone's still of the mind that Flutter is a troll or some sort of Praetor sanctioned handler. There's simply too much evidence to suggest otherwise.

themarchivist2 said:
As far as I can tell this take is entirely based on speculation, and I've seen literally no real evidence to suggest she doesn't like spending time with Chris. We've gotten like 4 pictures of her face, it's hardly enough to say anything about what she thinks of Chris. Most pictures we have in general are just the two of them walking from place to place.
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I think the reason Flutter looks awkward and often like she's not enjoying herself is because she's probably autistic as fuck, like Chris. Of course anyone who dates Chris and willingly spends time with him is gonna be on the same wavelength of retardation. A lot of autists are just bad at expressing emotion or looking like they're having a good time. They've been seen together so much and so consistently that I really don't think there's still an argument to be made for her being there for a reason other than her own volition.
 
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CFC-12 said:
Early on it was a pretty reasonable idea that she was some sort of Praetor tardwrangler, but at this point they've been seeing each other for so long that it's an absurd proposition. The logistics of having this random woman string along Chris for like a year and a half, paying for multiple trips to and from Finland, convention visits, and other trivial bullshit to no real gain for Caden. I don't know why anyone's still of the mind that Flutter is a troll or some sort of Praetor sanctioned handler. There's simply too much evidence to suggest otherwise.


I think the reason Flutter looks awkward and often like she's not enjoying herself is because she's probably autistic as fuck, like Chris. Of course anyone who dates Chris and willingly spends time with him is gonna be on the same wavelength of retardation. A lot of autists are just bad at expressing emotion or looking like they're having a good time. They've been seen together so much and so consistently that I really don't think there's still an argument to be made for her being there for a reason other than her own volition.
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It only took Chris 40 years to find someone who could stand him for more than a minute that wasn't his parents.

Rather astounding.
 
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King Kiwi said:
It only took Chris 40 years to find someone who could stand him for more than a minute that wasn't his parents.

Rather astounding.
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Some people go their whole lives never finding that.

Tommie Tooter for instance.

Cyrax.

Ethan Ralph.

Even bossman Jack.

Hell, it’s even probable that Chris has had more non paid for consensual sex than Russell Greer.
 
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King Kiwi said:
I guess what I really should have said is he doesn't deserve it.
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Do any of those I mentioned deserve it?

I suppose bossman Jack could turn his life around if he gave up crack and gambling for good.

The rest are pretty determined to be appalling people however.
 
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Jeff Gazetti said:
Wait wait wait…. So you’re telling me guys like Elon, Zuck, Trump ect. weren’t getting laid based on their charisma and good looks?!
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Nope. That 25 year old is in love with Bill Belichick and all those 25 year olds who date Madonna don't care about her money or fame ❤️
 
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