Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Sounds like either AI or heavy and meticulous audio editing due to Chris's unusually snappy responses. Both are quite monotonous and share the same rhythm; I would say the caller's voice is the most typical of AI and therefore why it was disguised. One could say he replaced his real voice with AI to stay anonymous but then why the voice filter on top of an AI voice?
 
This is a 2D checkers game where the faker has AI Chris sperg about Flutter's name and accidentally reveals it, hoping the real Chris spergs out about the fake and accidentally reveals it. Which could happen, but probably won't.
There's always the possibility Chris seemingly reveals the information we're after, but it's actually another one of his headcanon Honorifics. You may recall a few years ago he stated matter of factly that he was expecting a child and many of us didn't realize he was repeating the Cryzel Prophecy.
 
I think it was actually recorded, but I think Chris is involved in faking it as part of protecting his girl's identity. Which is why he hasn't crashed out about it.

When the ween mentioned KF that is where my doubt really kicked in because the CWC content here has slowed to a trickle. Nobody really cares. Splinter sites and Reddit weens are a lot more committed. We're burnt out on how curated all this content is, and most people here just don't care enough to want to ween anyway.

It feels too specific.
 
A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.
On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)
I’m calling bullshit on this.
Does Chris even rage about this site anymore?
He’s mentioned the Farms a couple times, and said that we got taken down, most prominently in the Keffals interview.
 
When the ween mentioned KF that is where my doubt really kicked in because the CWC content here has slowed to a trickle. Nobody really cares. Splinter sites and Reddit weens are a lot more committed. We're burnt out on how curated all this content is, and most people here just don't care enough to want to ween anyway.
Dorothy we're not in CWCki Forums anymore... we're now on RekeitaFarms (lolcow of the year winner for 12 years in a row)
 
A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.
On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)
I make no clain on the verasity of the audio but Auli is a Finnish name but its not a very common name for a young person to have, far more common is the 1950-60 age bracket.

Very possible but its like naming your child frank or mary.
 
I’m calling bullshit on this.

He’s mentioned the Farms a couple times, and said that we got taken down, most prominently in the Keffals interview.
Actually, no. Keffals says something to this effect, then Chris says the trolls will inevitably find a new place. He also acknowledged the site in a few tweets.
 
Points for it being faked:
-Too many perfectly placed stress sighs
-Chris sounds a little flat at the start
-Chris' reaction to it being posted to the farms could've used the same technology used for AI song covers

Points against it being faked:
-Chris sometimes genuinely sounds flat
-Chris changes tone after the farms threat (at the very least that rules out an AI tts voice)
-I can see Chris tard raging if someone told him they intended to fuck with his relationship with Flutter
-Chris hasn't hit social media yet and normally he denies these things ASAP (however it's possible he's en route to Finland yet again)
 
Looking at the audio waveforms from the downloaded file shows no 'soundboard' style repetition. There is a distinct background hum only when Chris picks up which continues throughout the video and shows itself intermittently during segments when Chris is talking.

A spectrogram analysis of the audio reveals a few interesting things. Note that this spectrogram analysis was created using ChatGPT.

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The top plot (waveform) displays that the speech patterns for this segment (where Chris talks about who the Autobots are fighting) are natural and dynamic, including:
  1. Varied loudness and softness
  2. Natural pauses and pacing
  3. No signs of clipped audio or overly consistent volume—issues that often show up in AI-generated voices like those from ElevenLabs
The bottom plot (spectrogram) also reveals:
  1. Strong, rich frequency content in the typical human vocal range (100–4000Hz)
  2. Clear variation in the formant patterns, suggesting real human vocal movement
  3. No artificial noise lines or repeating patterns, which are often present in AI speech
I’d bet that this is a real recording of Chris. The clip lacks telltale AI markers like robotic smoothness or mechanical repetition. That said, newer tools like ElevenLabs V3 are getting better at mimicking natural voice, so nothing is ever 100% certain.

TLDR:
The voice sounds real. It includes natural volume shifts, consistent background noise, human pacing, and none of the usual signs of AI. I believe this is a genuine call.
 
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