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Billy West (Voice actor of Doug Funny) molested he's nephew back in the mid 90's. I have a "Benny Hill Theme song" true story about how I know that, I need to post it one of these years.

Speaking of, Jeffery "In Every '80s Movie Ever" Jones is also apparently a pedofork.
 
That's pretty true. Now, the Billy West thing, I'd like to believe it's true... But I have a few doubts. I wanna know more of the story so I can tell if it's true.
 
This is going to be a long one, but I did some research on the whole Billy West thing and the story is pretty much in doubt.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Billy_W...rama,_on_the_rough_start_that_shaped_his_life

So Billy West mentions here he had two brothers and both were younger than him. Several years younger. The user that posted the story mentions he was 8 when he heard it from his nephew. If we're going to believe he's forty five, then this would have been in 1978... Neither of Billy West's brothers would have had an 8-year-old nephew that year or any of the years around it.

So, yep, I have reasons to doubt.
 
Would Sean Connery count? He ragequit the entire cinematic industry after League of Extraordinary Gentleman bombed, and seems to be best-known these days for going on misogynistic rants.
 
@Pinball Lizard: Well, I heard he rage quit because he had had such a bad experience on that movie he got fed up with moviemaking. Maybe he'd count, I dunno.

I've heard that health problems may hav had something to do with it as well. You can hear his voice in this... masterpiece of animation from 2012, and every line he says sounds really weak and tired.


I guess you could argue that the fact that he's a lolcow for getting involved with the Scottish version of "Foodfight!" to begin with, though voice recordings are usually done well before any actual animation is done, so he probably had no idea what the finished product would turn out like.
 
X-rated entertainment is a massive lolcow farm, since it's pretty much wall-to-wall losers in that business. Two high-profile cases comes to mind:

Jenna Jameson: It's pretty amazing that that woman is still alive. She has crashed and burned so hard since her glory days 20 years ago, she's Active as a camgirl and looks like fucking roadkill nowadays.

Ron Jeremy: Might actually be legit autistic, since it is said that it is impossible to have a conversation with Ron if the subject is not himself. Has pretty much no career opportunities or a life in general outside of porn.
 
Billy West (Voice actor of Doug Funny) molested he's nephew back in the mid 90's. I have a "Benny Hill Theme song" true story about how I know that, I need to post it one of these years.

Why don't I believe you? :roll: Although after the 7th Heaven dad turned out to be a chomo I'm willing to believe anything.

Also, I wouldn't say Tila Tequila is a celebrity. I'd define her more as a mainstream lolcow
 
@The Jumping Dwarf: I'm not even sure Billy West has a nephew. I actually managed to do some research - I found a document about his brother, but nothing said he had children. (He does have two brothers, though, and it could be that none of them are in the registry.)

I don't think anybody who has their own reality show qualifies as a celebrity. You're not watching them because you like them, are you?
 
Has anyone mentioned Carlos Mencia yet?

He was awful
Oh god, I remember being in fifth grade when the first season of his show came out, and because I was young and stupid, I thought he was hilarious. I've since outgrown him. I tried watching some stuff from him not too long ago, because I was in a nostalgic mood. I don't even give a shit about the supposed joke thievery, he's just unfunny in general. These days, he seems to be desperately clinging to whatever fame he has left. He has (or at least had; I'm not sure if it's still up, and don't care enough to check) a YouTube channel, and pretty much every video on it has way more dislikes than likes. He also lost a lot of weight, and now he looks weird. He's one of those people that's, like, supposed to be fat so their body ends up looking all disproportionate when they slim down.

I personally think he looks better fat, though that's just me.
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