Formula 1 Discussion - And favourite driver?

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herro everynyan, i dont care much about vroom vroom in circle for 24 hours, but since another so called "germ-man" won, i decided to do the obligary hippity hoppity post.



stolen from google pictures, enjoy.

 

[VorpalAnvil-]

At this point I'm ready for a Lifetime style movie about all the drama at RB over the past couple of years.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Rubens Barrichello's son managed a pole position on GT3 yesterday, same day his dad managed a pole position at Brasil's NASCAR cup.



Rubens even managed to watch his son's quali lap when he was waiting for his quali.

 

[Cheese_lad]

I never understood why Jos got so worked up at Horner trying to fuck a female worker at the Redbull factory?

He didn’t want the competition.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Because Jos is a massive dickhead and like how a tiny dog needs to bark and growl incessantly to remind you of it's existance, so too must Jos make a fucking nuisance of himself.
If horner donated a million euro to a hospital, Jos would whine about the choice of hospital. He has the face and mouth of someone who wasn't punched enough.

Here's what more people should know about Jos:
Did you know Jos was accused of beating his own father? https://gptoday.com/full_story/view/575285/Jos_Verstappen_accused_of_beating_up_own_father/
Did you know he was taken to court for assaulting his wife? https://web.archive.org/web/2019031..._Verstappen_avoids_jail_over_wife_assault.php
Did you know he was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend afterwards? https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/verstappen-arrested-after-girlfriend-assault/415763/ - it's been so long since I thought about this that I forgot he literally hit her with a car.

tl;dr Jos is a massive fucking cunt and anything that leaves his lips should be either ignored, or returned in kind via a fist.

Don't forget the psychological torture he made his own fucking son endure.
Max became a world champion and probably the best driver of the 2020s in any category he so wishes to do if his iRacing career is anything to go by.
Thats the 1% outcome of a abusive parent, in 999 of alternate universes, we'd have a thread here on Max being a tranny, a drug addict, a mass murderer or some spoiled kid who ran over 15 children with his BMW.

 

[Cheese_lad]

Don't forget the psychological torture he made his own fucking son endure.
Max became a world champion and probably the best driver of the 2020s in any category he so wishes to do if his iRacing career is anything to go by.
Thats the 1% outcome of a abusive parent, in 999 of alternate universes, we'd have a thread here on Max being a tranny, a drug addict, a mass murderer or some spoiled kid who ran over 15 children with his BMW.

RPM had a bit that in every other possible scenario Max would have bodies under his floor boards cause of Jos abuse, but he just happened to be one of the greatest racers of all time.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Because Jos is a massive dickhead and like how a tiny dog needs to bark and growl incessantly to remind you of it's existance, so too must Jos make a fucking nuisance of himself.
If horner donated a million euro to a hospital, Jos would whine about the choice of hospital. He has the face and mouth of someone who wasn't punched enough.

Jos hates anybody but him trying to have influence on his son. Horner was the chief obstacle standing in his way, so every time Horner fucked up Jos would run his mouth to the press. There's a "conspiracy theory" that I personally believed that Jos helped the female employee leak the horny texts.

I still am baffled as to how Jos didn't get banned from the paddock for eternity for airing out RB's private investigation to the press as soon as he heard about it and going on every news channel to call Horner a rapist.

 

[AN/ALR56]

A Brazillian podcast had Nelson Piquet Jr (ex F1 driver and more importantly Max's Girlfriend's brother), they were discussing Mercedes' strage up and down performance this season.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C-YhvdzdCCI

It's all in Portuguese. The important bit is

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Does he know something and accidentally said more than he should...

I heard people dismissing Nelson piquet Jr for not being in his "inner circle" to know that kind of shit, let me remind you all that:

1. He's his brother-in-law, and uncle to his half daughter and daughter.
2. Max absolutely loves Nelson Piquet Sr
3. Max spends a lot of time in Brazil living with his wife's family
4. Nelson jr and Sr basically takes care of his stay and other shit during his brazil gp or vacation stays.

 

[Cheese_lad]

T/A

 

[Chapalapachapa]

why the fuck would you bring schumacher

 

[LiveFromNS]

why the fuck would you bring schumacher

Only for his name (perhaps that is why Perez signed a lucrative deal, Mick ponied up millions to get a seat so he can show terrible he is once again! LOL) as he proved he doesn't belong in F1. Bottas would be preferred for me, if it was down to those 2. As long as it isn't fucking Herta. I still have major worries he is going to be added and if so, he will be another Mikey Andretti or Scott Speed. Hell, if they want a good American driver, Mario Andretti would do better than Herta I am pretty sure!

But yeah, figured Checo would buy his way in no prob. At least he has won some races in F1, so he isn't a Mazepin level paid driver. I am interested in seeing how Cadillac fares. Remember Haas did well on their debut, so be nice if Caddy can do something similar.

I also saw an interesting stat the other day. Right now, Alpine is the highest scoring last place team in F1 history. And there is still a half season to go. Parity *is* starting to be achieved, let's hope in 2026 we don't say *was*. I really hope we don't get knocked back to 2014 or 2000 single team dominance eras.

I did see Mr. Magoo mention that drivers think the new car/regs suck bad but they won't say anything for fear of being anally raped by opening their mouths.

I still am baffled as to how Jos didn't get banned from the paddock for eternity for airing out RB's private investigation to the press as soon as he heard about it and going on every news channel to call Horner a rapist.

Agreed, and I assume its because his son is now the golden boy and they don't want to upset him by rightly nuking his dad. Its def weird as Jos is certainly a fuckwad and troublemaker.

 

[AN/ALR56]

why the fuck would you bring schumacher

He's doing very well at WEC, has improved a lot from his F1 days.

It would be fun if he went to WEC, became good at it and went back to F1, kinda mirroring his father's career with Mercedes sauber then Benetton. (He was supposed to help launch a Mercedes factory team from the sauber F1 project, but Mr briatore stole him from Mercedes and Jordan's hands).

 

[Thavidu]

Wec or the bop decide everything .
Toyota and every non hybrid getting turbo fucked lol.
Ferrari from undefeated to 3laps down lol
The Aco vendetta vs Peugeot is funny tho.

 

[SargonF00t]

https://x.com/i/status/1944682264987943310

 

[VorpalAnvil-]

https://x.com/i/status/1944682264987943310

 

[Seethan Ralph]

Thats the 1% outcome of a abusive parent, in 999 of alternate universes, we'd have a thread here on Max being a tranny, a drug addict, a mass murderer or some spoiled kid who ran over 15 children with his BMW.

Jos is an emotionally unstable pussy, I honestly don't know how they didn't throw this wigger out of the paddock by now. Or why the fuck Max won't grow a pair and tells him to fuck off and leave him alone. Or rather, how the fuck this shithead obtained custody over young Max after divorcing Sophie...

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That was to be expected, though wasn't Bottas linked with Alpine, to replace Colapinto? And Schumacher is like Bruno Senna and Piquet Jr, won't they really go for this season's F2 champion instead (Crawford???)?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Though it all the drivers on the grid, I feel the worst for Charles LeClerc. This is a man whose got pace and skill and I could genuinely see being a Driver's Champion at least once in his life, yet he's being failed by the boys at Maranello. It would be sad if he became the next Jean Alasi, Phillpe Massa, or the slew of talent the Prancing Horses seem to constantly fail due to incompetence.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

leclerc has to leave ferrari the first top runner seat its available

 

[Kyria the Great]

leclerc has to leave ferrari the first top runner seat its available

The call of the Scuderia is a sirens call that has consumed many a great man and will likely continue that way until things drastically change.

 

[The Grognard]

Maybe the Scud should go create a B-team in Indycar and have that as a place to train their future crop of guys who actually know what they are doing.