José Mourinho
The Special One
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I'll headbutt all of you.

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Wut if A-log and Chris head butted each otherr???? Wuld the force cause them toI'll headbutt all of you.![]()
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Can my class be Loveshy-Gayer?
Edit: God fucking damn it, Cranium.
Unfortunately for you, you just activated my trap card: Internet Lumber Jack. Now you better check your internet privilege because now you just been cut down.Ha! Your fedora dragon and it's male privelage is no match for my Sword of MRA-bane, I use smite privelage on your dragon.
Can my class be Loveshy-Gayer?
Edit: God fucking damn it, Cranium.
Unfortunately for you, you just activated my trap card: Internet Lumber Jack. Now you better check your internet privilege because now you just been cut down.
Haha, you just activated my other face down: Adminstrative Ban. Not only your gauntlets of sockpupperty are banned but the Adminstrative Ban has another ability, one that can circumvent any private IP. Say good bye to your life points.Not so fast! I have the gauntlets of sockpuppetry making me immune to my internet being cut down!
If you can cast a lightning bolt, I'm sure you can cast a magic missle.Can I cast magic missile ?
I place Duck Hunt Dog down in attack mode:
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Jokes on you! The NES was a lunchbox the entire time!You've activated my trap card!
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Yes.wait, are we pretending to play yu-gi-oh or are we LARPing?
I summon Bob Barker!I place Duck Hunt Dog down in attack mode:
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We were larping as yu-gi-oh players though I am also larping as a purple dragon with a fedora. Now, I cast cura on my wounds and then I try to use fireball while changing my form to a brony who is swinging a -5 katana at anti-bronies (y'all should know what brony is being referred to.)wait, are we pretending to play yu-gi-oh or are we LARPing? No wonder I sucked...
wait, are we pretending to play yu-gi-oh or are we LARPing?
We were larping as yu-gi-oh players though I am also larping as a purple dragon with a fedora. Now, I cast cura on my wounds and then I try to use fireball while changing my form to a brony who is swinging a -5 katana at anti-bronies (y'all should know what brony is being referred to.)
Needs more wolf tattoos.I strap on my tactical gear
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That gear gives you +10 to all your tacticool stats.I strap on my tactical gear
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