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Ha! Your fedora dragon and it's male privelage is no match for my Sword of MRA-bane, I use smite privelage on your dragon.
Unfortunately for you, you just activated my trap card: Internet Lumber Jack. Now you better check your internet privilege because now you just been cut down.

Can my class be Loveshy-Gayer?

Edit: God fucking damn it, Cranium.

Your class can be destroyer of love-shys. As for slayer, maybe.
 
Can I cast magic missile ?
 
Unfortunately for you, you just activated my trap card: Internet Lumber Jack. Now you better check your internet privilege because now you just been cut down.

Not so fast! I have the gauntlets of sockpuppetry making me immune to my internet being cut down!
 
Not so fast! I have the gauntlets of sockpuppetry making me immune to my internet being cut down!
Haha, you just activated my other face down: Adminstrative Ban. Not only your gauntlets of sockpupperty are banned but the Adminstrative Ban has another ability, one that can circumvent any private IP. Say good bye to your life points.
Can I cast magic missile ?
If you can cast a lightning bolt, I'm sure you can cast a magic missle.
 
I'll still headbutt all of you, and shove all of you. AUGH YEAH :ween: :julay:
 
I place Duck Hunt Dog down in attack mode:
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Noooooooooo, it's all up to you corgi!
 
wait, are we pretending to play yu-gi-oh or are we LARPing? No wonder I sucked...
 
I place Duck Hunt Dog down in attack mode:
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I summon Bob Barker!
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Now your dog's defense and attack have been neutered down to 1!

wait, are we pretending to play yu-gi-oh or are we LARPing? No wonder I sucked...
We were larping as yu-gi-oh players though I am also larping as a purple dragon with a fedora. Now, I cast cura on my wounds and then I try to use fireball while changing my form to a brony who is swinging a -5 katana at anti-bronies (y'all should know what brony is being referred to.)
 
wait, are we pretending to play yu-gi-oh or are we LARPing?
We were larping as yu-gi-oh players though I am also larping as a purple dragon with a fedora. Now, I cast cura on my wounds and then I try to use fireball while changing my form to a brony who is swinging a -5 katana at anti-bronies (y'all should know what brony is being referred to.)

Fialovy, this is basically whats happening right now.
 
oooooooooooh, okay, that video's hilarious
 
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