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- Dec 13, 2022
The modern day PSA's of the kid "Billy" being warned by the narrator away from something:This neanderthalic retard is the prime example in why children shouldn't have unfettered access to the Internet and social media. He's never going to leave for good, he's addicted to the drama he knows he can cause and any higher brain functioning he might have had left has been rotted out from gooning to furry fart porn and God knows what else. This poor fucker is so far gone already and I doubt he'll ever even realize it.
[cuts to]Now Billy's parents prefer playing gambling phone games rather than being parents, so one day he finds his way onto the bad areas of the Internet; a dark, evil place called Discord.
Wow golly I almost was groomed into injecting bathtub drugs and trooning out. Now I have a great job and a beautiful girlfriend and my future is bright. Thanks Mr Narrator.