Fridays After Five 4/19/13

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we can only hope


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We can only hope. Someone there will recognize him and probably take a picture.

Then Chris will scream "for the internet" and run them over.
 
Depends if Barb lets him go and if he will be paranoid that trolls will be there.
 
CatParty said:
maybe he'll throw rocks at the ladies
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That would be ideal. I guess police reports SLANDEROUS JERKOP TROLLING will be the only new content we get.
 
Maybe he'll bust a move and show off his mad dancing skills.

=> it got cancelled. Do a Google news search (I can't copy&paste links of my phone).

Apparently, stormy weather led to the event being cancelled. Maybe Chris stress sighed so much that he created a storm.
 
here is what i think would happen at another fridays after five if cwc2013 was not a paranoid angry depressed weenie

EXT. CHARLOTTESVILLE - FRIDAYS AFTER FIVE - LATE AFTERNOON

cwc trundles around in full tomgirl regalia, carrying his 3DS and possibly a handbag, trusty purell belt at his hip.
a father with a young daughter eyes him nervously and goes to the other end of the park, away from the homosexual deviant.
a mother with a preteen son occupies the same stretch of pavement cwc does for about a metre before noticing those horrid doughy thighs belong to a man in a denim miniskirt.
she performs a double take.
finally, a 20-something male gives him the sidelong look of the surreptitious rubbernecker.
cwc hammers at his 3DS's touchscreen with a sonichu stylus he made himself.
the young man blinks as cwc raises the 3DS.

CWC [SELF-SATISFIED]
heh!

cwc admires his camerawork for a moment - the photo is somewhat low-res and blurry, but since when has that ever bothered him? - before continuing on his way.
when the young man's friend returns from purchasing popcorn, he relates what the fuck he just saw.
they have a laugh and forget about it when the band begins to play.

END SCENE
 
I don't think Chris is wearing skirts in public anymore and isn't too tomgirly either. He's growing his hair long but seems to have gone back to jeans and a T-shirt.

It was pretty rainy today here in Ohio and by now it made it to Virginia, so it doesn't surprise me that they canceled the event.
 
Barb won't let him out of the house long enough to attend something like this anymore.
 
Shadow Fox said:
Barb won't let him out of the house long enough to attend something like this anymore.
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This. Also, Chris reads this forum so if you speculate that he's going in a thread like this, then he's not going to go.
 
murdoc said:
here is what i think would happen at another fridays after five if cwc2013 was not a paranoid angry depressed weenie

EXT. CHARLOTTESVILLE - FRIDAYS AFTER FIVE - LATE AFTERNOON

cwc trundles around in full tomgirl regalia, carrying his 3DS and possibly a handbag, trusty purell belt at his hip.
a father with a young daughter eyes him nervously and goes to the other end of the park, away from the homosexual deviant.
a mother with a preteen son occupies the same stretch of pavement cwc does for about a metre before noticing those horrid doughy thighs belong to a man in a denim miniskirt.
she performs a double take.
finally, a 20-something male gives him the sidelong look of the surreptitious rubbernecker.
cwc hammers at his 3DS's touchscreen with a sonichu stylus he made himself.
the young man blinks as cwc raises the 3DS.

CWC [SELF-SATISFIED]
heh!

cwc admires his camerawork for a moment - the photo is somewhat low-res and blurry, but since when has that ever bothered him? - before continuing on his way.
when the young man's friend returns from purchasing popcorn, he relates what the fuck he just saw.
they have a laugh and forget about it when the band begins to play.

END SCENE
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I imagine thats what happens whenever he ventures out in public with a crowd that is not familiar with him.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Shadow Fox said:
Barb won't let him out of the house long enough to attend something like this anymore.
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This. Also, Chris reads this forum so if you speculate that he's going in a thread like this, then he's not going to go.
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Just say stuff like "I bet Chris is staying home so he can have sex with Barb!" Then Chris will be like "Oh yeah? Barb doesn't even put out!" and he'll go just to prove you wrong.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
KatsuKitty said:
Shadow Fox said:
Barb won't let him out of the house long enough to attend something like this anymore.
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This. Also, Chris reads this forum so if you speculate that he's going in a thread like this, then he's not going to go.
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Just say stuff like "I bet Chris is staying home so he can have sex with Barb!" Then Chris will be like "Oh yeah? Barb doesn't even put out!" and he'll go just to prove you wrong.
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That was pretty fucking funny.
 
There haven't been field reports of him at Fridays After Five after the year we got pictures and video of him dancing, checking out ladies through a camera lens, and his special custom decorated muscle bra. Likely he was too paranoid to go after that, and now Barb is highly unlikely to let him leave the house and go even if he did want to.
 
FaF is a STRAIGHT event, if you're heterosexual you absolutely must go to prove it. Everyone who stays home is a HOMO!
 
What kind of troll would even go to Fridays after Five? We all have pretty girlfriends we stole from him to keep us busy.
 
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