Fridays After Five 4/19/13

[Lucrid]

I'm going to be living in Charlottesville and when I see posters for Fridays after Five (and a lot of other local things), I can't help but chuckle inwardly and think of Chris. Even though the chances are very slim that anyone will be seeing him at a future Fridays after Five event.

There's one picture that I find funny, though.
http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/c/cd/100_0671.JPG

What is Chris doing in this picture? Stretching? Or cheering? I like to imagine it's the latter, because to me it's funny how Chris is showing some extreme enthusiasm for the band while everyone else in the audience is just watching calmly.

 

[Fibonacci]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/c/cd/100_0671.JPG

What is Chris doing in this picture? Stretching? Or cheering? I like to imagine it's the latter, because to me it's funny how Chris is showing some extreme enthusiasm for the band while everyone else in the audience is just watching calmly.

Several possibilities.

A) Cindy Lou Who next to him said "You smell bad, mister" and Chris went on the defensive and yelled "I SMELL NICE. I USE AXE!" and raised his arms for her to prove it.

B) Chris was pulling the old yawn-n-stretch routine on Cindy Lou Who, only seeing a girl in his peripherals, not a young girl.

C) Chris was dancing in his seat.

D) Chris was dancing in his seat to vibrate the PokeWalker clipped to his waist.

E) Someone on stage told a stupid joke and Chris threw his hands in the air "YEAAAH!"

F) Chris didn't know his arms were in the air.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

B) Chris was pulling the old yawn-n-stretch routine on Cindy Lou Who, only seeing a girl in his peripherals, not a young girl.

This was immediately what leapt to my mind. Except the fact that it was a young girl didn't matter to him. "Dumb laws."

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/c/cd/100_0671.JPG

What is Chris doing in this picture? Stretching? Or cheering? I like to imagine it's the latter, because to me it's funny how Chris is showing some extreme enthusiasm for the band while everyone else in the audience is just watching calmly.

Several possibilities.

A) Cindy Lou Who next to him said "You smell bad, mister" and Chris went on the defensive and yelled "I SMELL NICE. I USE AXE!" and raised his arms for her to prove it.

B) Chris was pulling the old yawn-n-stretch routine on Cindy Lou Who, only seeing a girl in his peripherals, not a young girl.

C) Chris was dancing in his seat.

D) Chris was dancing in his seat to vibrate the PokeWalker clipped to his waist.

E) Someone on stage told a stupid joke and Chris threw his MANOS in the air "YEAAAH!"

F) Chris didn't know his arms were in the air.

Chris put his arms in the air like he just didn't care

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Chris put his arms in the air like he just didn't care

Or, possibly, because he's a true playa.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/c/cd/100_0671.JPG

What is Chris doing in this picture? Stretching? Or cheering? I like to imagine it's the latter, because to me it's funny how Chris is showing some extreme enthusiasm for the band while everyone else in the audience is just watching calmly.

Several possibilities.

A) Cindy Lou Who next to him said "You smell bad, mister" and Chris went on the defensive and yelled "I SMELL NICE. I USE AXE!" and raised his arms for her to prove it.

B) Chris was pulling the old yawn-n-stretch routine on Cindy Lou Who, only seeing a girl in his peripherals, not a young girl.

C) Chris was dancing in his seat.

D) Chris was dancing in his seat to vibrate the PokeWalker clipped to his waist.

E) Someone on stage told a stupid joke and Chris threw his MANOS in the air "YEAAAH!"

F) Chris didn't know his arms were in the air.

Most def E or F. He probably also imagined the band being the Hedgehog Boys.

Why in the hell would you let your little girl sit even remotely close to Chris without your supervision?? Sure, let your kid sit next to a man wearing an "enjoy vagina" shirt.

 

[Apple Chrisp]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/c/cd/100_0671.JPG

What is Chris doing in this picture? Stretching? Or cheering? I like to imagine it's the latter, because to me it's funny how Chris is showing some extreme enthusiasm for the band while everyone else in the audience is just watching calmly.

Several possibilities.

A) Cindy Lou Who next to him said "You smell bad, mister" and Chris went on the defensive and yelled "I SMELL NICE. I USE AXE!" and raised his arms for her to prove it.

B) Chris was pulling the old yawn-n-stretch routine on Cindy Lou Who, only seeing a girl in his peripherals, not a young girl.

C) Chris was dancing in his seat.

D) Chris was dancing in his seat to vibrate the PokeWalker clipped to his waist.

E) Someone on stage told a stupid joke and Chris threw his MANOS in the air "YEAAAH!"

F) Chris didn't know his arms were in the air.

Most def E or F. He probably also imagined the band being the Hedgehog Boys.

Why in the hell would you let your little girl sit even remotely close to Chris without your supervision?? Sure, let your kid sit next to a man wearing an "enjoy vagina" shirt.

Well bad parenting is how Chris got there like that in the first place.