Fridays After Five 4/19/13

[calicojack]

Heh, could you imagine Chris being a character in King of the Hill? And I'm not talking about any likeness to Bill Dauterive.

add a 100 pounds and

of course Jimmy can hold a Job

lol perfect.

 

[curlytoes79]

I'm surprised he didn't get thrown out last year. Who besides Chris shows up to a public event with lots of families/kids wearing a shirt that says Enjoy Vagina, and then later pulls it up to reveal a sports bra saying Want Woman?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'm surprised he didn't get thrown out last year. Who besides Chris shows up to a public event with lots of families/kids wearing a shirt that says Enjoy Vagina, and then later pulls it up to reveal a sports bra saying Want Woman?

I think this is an open event, without an entrance fee - they just have some music in a park, people can come and go as they like. Therefore there is probably no security, and the only thing they can do if someone misbehaves is call the cops. While Chris's attire was extremely gross and inappropriate, he didn't break any laws though, so the police couldn't have done anything about him.

 

[curlytoes79]

I'm surprised he didn't get thrown out last year. Who besides Chris shows up to a public event with lots of families/kids wearing a shirt that says Enjoy Vagina, and then later pulls it up to reveal a sports bra saying Want Woman?

I think this is an open event, without an entrance fee - they just have some music in a park, people can come and go as they like. Therefore there is probably no security, and the only thing they can do if someone misbehaves is call the cops. While Chris's attire was extremely gross and inappropriate, he didn't break any laws though, so the police couldn't have done anything about him.

There's some kind of perimeter security at these events, at least according to the nTelos pavilion's web site. Dunno if they're actual police or just rent-a-cops. At any rate, if he continues to attend, he will probably eventually do something that causes either a security guard to confront him, or perhaps an angry dad to scare him away.

 

[Marvin]

I'm surprised he didn't get thrown out last year. Who besides Chris shows up to a public event with lots of families/kids wearing a shirt that says Enjoy Vagina, and then later pulls it up to reveal a sports bra saying Want Woman?

I think this is an open event, without an entrance fee - they just have some music in a park, people can come and go as they like. Therefore there is probably no security, and the only thing they can do if someone misbehaves is call the cops. While Chris's attire was extremely gross and inappropriate, he didn't break any laws though, so the police couldn't have done anything about him.

There's some kind of perimeter security at these events, at least according to the nTelos pavilion's web site. Dunno if they're actual police or just rent-a-cops. At any rate, if he continues to attend, he will probably eventually do something that causes either a security guard to confront him, or perhaps an angry dad to scare him away.

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Or unless someone calls and asks them to page Clyde Cash.

 

[Marvin]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Or unless someone calls and asks them to page Clyde Cash.

Heh, well, at that point, he'd probably get pretty nervous and squirrely, hide behind a tree or something before he dashes off. Maybe take a picture or two of people he thinks look "suspicious."

 

[Luscinia Hafez]

we can only hope

Allow me to break kayfabe for a bit. I'm an Aspie and I've got more rhythm than Chris. I can moonwalk like a boss and do a decent enough robot. Chris just twitches.

I know damn well enough not to walk around in public wearing a vest and a sports bra with "Want Woman" scrawled on it. I don't dress like a gay trucker. I wear vidya shirts, shorts, and Chucks IRL.</shoot>

 

[DJAndyMD]

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

Or unless you're female and he lobs rocks in your direction with love messages wrapped around them or tries to reel you in with the red string of fate.

I may be lost but where in the name of Godbear did he get that stupid idea that pelting rocks at a girl will get her attention in a good way. I know the string idea came from anime but I don't remember when pelting rocks equals romantic.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You're supposed to bully girls so they know you like them. But since Chris isn't in a position where he can dip a girl's pigtails into paste during fifth grade art class, he has to settle for throwing rocks at them.

At age 31.

 

[curlytoes79]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Oh, I don't know. How many places have temporarily or permanently banned him? The Game Place, Fashion Square, Target, Walmart, PVCC, Grace Baptist church. I know some of these bans were due to the attraction sign, which he has supposedly given up, but eventually he finds a way to act inappropriately and get in trouble. And even if I didn't know who Chris was, it's kinda hard to ignore a guy walking around in a sports bra with his huge belly hanging out, especially if he's dancing like a stroke victim near a stage.

 

[CatParty]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Oh, I don't know. How many places have temporarily or permanently banned him? The Game Place, Fashion Square, Target, Walmart, PVCC, Grace Baptist church. I know some of these bans were due to the attraction sign, which he has supposedly given up, but eventually he finds a way to act inappropriately and get in trouble. And even if I didn't know who Chris was, it's kinda hard to ignore a guy walking around in a sports bra with his huge belly hanging out, especially if he's dancing like a stroke victim near a stage.

you can plainly see in the gif, the mother of the young girl shepherding her daughter away from chris.

 

[Marvin]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Oh, I don't know. How many places have temporarily or permanently banned him? The Game Place, Fashion Square, Target, Walmart, PVCC, Grace Baptist church. I know some of these bans were due to the attraction sign, which he has supposedly given up, but eventually he finds a way to act inappropriately and get in trouble. And even if I didn't know who Chris was, it's kinda hard to ignore a guy walking around in a sports bra with his huge belly hanging out, especially if he's dancing like a stroke victim near a stage.

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

 

[CatParty]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Oh, I don't know. How many places have temporarily or permanently banned him? The Game Place, Fashion Square, Target, Walmart, PVCC, Grace Baptist church. I know some of these bans were due to the attraction sign, which he has supposedly given up, but eventually he finds a way to act inappropriately and get in trouble. And even if I didn't know who Chris was, it's kinda hard to ignore a guy walking around in a sports bra with his huge belly hanging out, especially if he's dancing like a stroke victim near a stage.

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

but you have to admit even if he isn't in tomgirl or tard raging or sperging, he's still kinda suspect based on perception alone and business owners will be leery of him upon first sight and smell.

 

[Hasharin]

Nah, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. Chris isn't usually noticeable in public unless you're looking for him.

Oh, I don't know. How many places have temporarily or permanently banned him? The Game Place, Fashion Square, Target, Walmart, PVCC, Grace Baptist church. I know some of these bans were due to the attraction sign, which he has supposedly given up, but eventually he finds a way to act inappropriately and get in trouble. And even if I didn't know who Chris was, it's kinda hard to ignore a guy walking around in a sports bra with his huge belly hanging out, especially if he's dancing like a stroke victim near a stage.

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

Yeah, he's probably just regular but ugly and obese middle-aged woman for most people.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, I don't know. How many places have temporarily or permanently banned him? The Game Place, Fashion Square, Target, Walmart, PVCC, Grace Baptist church. I know some of these bans were due to the attraction sign, which he has supposedly given up, but eventually he finds a way to act inappropriately and get in trouble. And even if I didn't know who Chris was, it's kinda hard to ignore a guy walking around in a sports bra with his huge belly hanging out, especially if he's dancing like a stroke victim near a stage.

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

but you have to admit even if he isn't in tomgirl or tard raging or sperging, he's still kinda suspect based on perception alone and business owners will be leery of him upon first sight and smell.

What I'm saying is that, in public, he's not any more noticeable than any other fat guy. Maybe I see more neckbeards IRL than most, but Chris wouldn't stick out in a group of them unless you're looking for Chris. Maybe if you smelled him, but even that would be iffy. It'd have to be something like sitting next to him on a bus or something.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I may be lost but where in the name of Godbear did he get that stupid idea that pelting rocks at a girl will get her attention in a good way. I know the string idea came from anime but I don't remember when pelting rocks equals romantic.

Maybe he got the idea from the Pokemon games. There's an area in the game where you throw rocks to make them easier to catch. Or maybe he heard about shipwrecked people putting message in bottles. He didn't have a bawtle of bud to send his message in so he used a rock.

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

I agree that %99 of the time, Chris is just a goofy looking fat guy. But when he does do something that gets noticed, it's a doozy.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Maybe he got the idea from the Pokemon games. There's an area in the game where you throw rocks to make them easier to catch.

Well, he does take cues from how to deal with women from anime. No, Chris, throwing rocks at women won't make them easier to catch, and you can't put them in a Pokeball once you've caught them

I agree that 99% of the time, Chris is just a goofy looking fat guy. But when he does do something that gets noticed, it's a doozy.

Fighting jerkops or tardraging are good ways to get unwanted attention. Same with sitting around with an attraction sign. Chris has found more bizarre ways to get in trouble than anyone else I've heard of.

 

[Marvin]

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

I agree that %99 of the time, Chris is just a goofy looking fat guy. But when he does do something that gets noticed, it's a doozy.

Uhh, not really on his own, especially since Bob died and Chris lost the trial.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Who says he's still doing that? Or does it regularly? (he doesn't) Again, you're really exaggerating Chris' behavior. It's like assuming he eats mcdonalds every day (or near every day). It's based on incomplete information.

I agree that %99 of the time, Chris is just a goofy looking fat guy. But when he does do something that gets noticed, it's a doozy.

Uhh, not really on his own, especially since Bob died and Chris lost the trial.

Chris hasn't done much the past year, I agree. But the rest of us who aren't insiders have "want woman", "angry black lady", and "BK troll" permanently etched on our brains.