Fridays After Five 4/19/13

[Marvin]

I agree that %99 of the time, Chris is just a goofy looking fat guy. But when he does do something that gets noticed, it's a doozy.

Uhh, not really on his own, especially since Bob died and Chris lost the trial.

Chris hasn't done much the past year, I agree. But the rest of us who aren't insiders have "want woman", "angry black lady", and "BK troll" permanently etched on our brains.

Oh yeah, I know why people think this way. It's just that they base these opinions on incomplete information. Like believing he eats mcdonalds everyday. Chris isn't on camera 24/7.

Chris spergs around town a lot and nothing happens. Keep that in mind. And he's been noticeably different after Bob died and the trial.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yknow on Arrested Development when George Michael gets dumped and he sullenly putzes around to the sad Peanuts christmas theme?

I picture Chris doing that a lot.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So... anyone think he'll show up today? I doubt we'd get any pics if he did but it'd be nice to know that Chris is out and about at a social event.

 

[Tonebender]

Yknow on Arrested Development when George Michael gets dumped and he sullenly putzes around to the sad Peanuts christmas theme?

I picture Chris doing that a lot.

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I'd really like to think that Chris would wallow in all facets of his misery (a la the Arrested Development moments), but he really doesn't.
I don't think he has ever felt pity, compassion, or empathy for anything in this world.

 

[Trombonista]

we can only hope

Allow me to break kayfabe for a bit. I'm an Aspie and I've got more rhythm than Chris. I can moonwalk like a boss and do a decent enough robot. Chris just twitches.

I know damn well enough not to walk around in public wearing a vest and a sports bra with "Want Woman" scrawled on it. I don't dress like a gay trucker. I wear vidya shirts, shorts, and Chucks IRL.</shoot>

Uh... good for you?

 

[calicojack]

So... anyone think he'll show up today? I doubt we'd get any pics if he did but it'd be nice to know that Chris is out and about at a social event.

Anyone want to volunteer and hang out at this event, looking for Chris and take pictures of him? Of course I'm only being facetious.

 

[CatParty]

So... anyone think he'll show up today? I doubt we'd get any pics if he did but it'd be nice to know that Chris is out and about at a social event.

Anyone want to volunteer and hang out at this event, looking for Chris and take pictures of him? Of course I'm only being facetious.

all we ever need is this:

 

[trip2themoon]

So... anyone think he'll show up today? I doubt we'd get any pics if he did but it'd be nice to know that Chris is out and about at a social event.

Anyone want to volunteer and hang out at this event, looking for Chris and take pictures of him? Of course I'm only being facetious.

all we ever need is this:

I wonder what the grey haired guy says to the blonde woman beside him?

 

[snowkitten91]

Why do they let a creep be around innocent kids?

 

[CatParty]

I wonder what the grey haired guy says to the blonde woman beside him?

"that guy sure enjoys vagina"

 

[BigBoss]

all we ever need is this:

I wonder what the grey haired guy says to the blonde woman beside him?

"That boy ain't right."

 

[sparklemilhouse]

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People on youtube are commenting that someone in the audience at around :47 says, "that's the biggest faggot I've ever seen" or something to that effect. I can't hear it.

 

[Long Sun]

It sounds like "Can I have like 20 Dollars" and then something that does sound like that

 

[CatParty]

People on youtube are commenting that someone in the audience at around :47 says, "that's the biggest faggot I've ever seen" or something to that effect. I can't hear it.

it's not a-logging if it's true.

 

[3Yikes]

People on youtube are commenting that someone in the audience at around :47 says, "that's the biggest faggot I've ever seen" or something to that effect. I can't hear it.

it's not a-logging if it's true.

It's not homophobia if it's Chris.

 

[Venusaur]

People on youtube are commenting that someone in the audience at around :47 says, "that's the biggest faggot I've ever seen" or something to that effect. I can't hear it.

Oh! It's BARELY audible, you have to pay close attention to the background noise. The voice that says it has a bit of a twang. I dunno if it's saying exactly that, but it sure sounds like that.

 

[CatParty]

barb was filming it

 

[NoDarkies]

Chris hasn't done much the past year, I agree. But the rest of us who aren't insiders have... "angry black lady" ...permanently etched on our brains.

You called?

 

[Stratochu]

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

I can confirm this. A few weeks back, I happened to spot Chris in the Ruckersville Wal-Mart. He wasn't wearing his "Tomgirl" stuff or acting out in any way, so I wouldn't have even known it was him if I wasn't already aware of the Our Pet Lolcow saga.

Have you ever seen a poorly maintained white 90s Cadillac Seville with a vanity license plate (reporedtly reading "SONICHU" according to the wiki on the Son-Chu talk page) or a beat-up bright blue Ford Aerostar with an unknown plate number (I have heard that it is a "B WESTON" vanity plate but it's unconfirmed) and possible front-end damage anywhere in Ruckersville? If so, Chris-chan is most likely nearby. Best bet for seeing the Cadillac or the Aerostar would have been the El Agave sighting.

 

[Fibonacci]

it's not a-logging if it's true.

It's not homophobia if it's Chris.

It's not derailment if it's topical.