Furries Ruin Cute Things - i fucking hate furries if I had a button that would instantly blink every one of them out of existence i would press it twice

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This is it. This is what I'm fucking talking about. This is how Cats gets pissed off.

I am into history big time. Most of the shit I search on Google has some sort of link or tie in with history, or part of the whole reason I search for it has to do with wanting to know something about history in one way or another. I spend hours diving into historical research for fun. You know what I don't spend ANY amount of time doing? Seeking carcinogenous to the soul, Fur-Faggotted imagery.

But this is what fucking happens.

I was reading articles on slavery all day yesterday to feed my brain and learn more about it and I saw this awful picture of some dude's whip-scarred back. I wanted to know what an actual slave whip looked like so I could mentally and emotionally connect the two and complete the learning experience that was currently going on. I already knew what the whip was called, but since an article referenced it as a "scourge" I googled "scourge" instead of "slave whip" to see if there were any images of a real life US slavery-era device in a museum somewhere.

You know what I fucking got instead of that? THIS shit:

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ONE cartoon image of a whip and the rest mostly furry FAGGOTTING. This shit ruins whole entire moods. What's worse is that the depiction of the creature is a fucking CAT. Someone somewhere, more than one person in more than one place, wants to fuck that cat character. Not just some one lone freak. A whole community of them.

if I could spit directly into the fucking faces of everyone who brought about this happening, I would.
 
I don’t delve into the furry cows much because I find those garish mascot-style costumes they wear genuinely horrifying. But I did end up seeing a lot of horrible brony porn when I was looking for MLP pictures for my (at the time) 5 year old.

It’s the sexualising of children’s cartoons that really disgusts me. Paw Patrol is literally for toddlers. I watched a lot of it when my children were preschool and I don’t understand how adults could bear to watch it unless they were supervising an infant, let alone find the characters sexy. It’s asinine.
 
Tbh I think Google is just giving a gentile suggestion that you should be a furry and I agree.

Your Google skills are also bad, be more specific than a single word with multiple possible meanings. “scourge
whip” brings up the results you want instead of a cartoon cat that happens to be named Scourge and it isn’t even a particularly well formed query.

The problem is that the whip isn’t actually going to be a very popular result, that isn’t what most people searching will be expecting.

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Welcome to the club bruh!
There is reason why the meme "Furries ruin everything" exists.
 
When I was in undergrad, I'd read a bunch of webcomics. (BTW: Is the webcomic scene really still around? Like much of the rest of the internet, it seems deader these days. A lot of the ones I followed went into plot-cul-de-sacs that it would take years to get out of (characteristic of the medium), so I drifted away.)

Some of them were "furry", as in they had anthropomorphic animal characters. Some of them remain more or less innocent and fun to this day. For some of them though, weirdness crept in. And if you dig too far into the community that they sprang from, you'd eventually fall off some cliff of weirdness.

It's kind of disappointing that these furries are, in general, so screwed up. It's the sort of thing where I wish it was as innocent as they like to pretend they are. Animals are cool - when it comes to some fantastic world, animals are a more interesting basis for some fantasy race than "humans with funny ears".

Alas, the "degeneracy" is seldom far beneath the surface. It seems to go well beyond rule34.
 
Cats said:
I might pay money to watch a furfag in an animal costume get attacked by that animal
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Not quite this, but I found a 17 year old video of a guy in a Pink Panther fursuit failing to land on his feet (thus failing as a feline):

 
Cats said:
This is it. This is what I'm fucking talking about. This is how Cats gets pissed off.

I am into history big time. Most of the shit I search on Google has some sort of link or tie in with history, or part of the whole reason I search for it has to do with wanting to know something about history in one way or another. I spend hours diving into historical research for fun. You know what I don't spend ANY amount of time doing? Seeking carcinogenous to the soul, Fur-Faggotted imagery.

But this is what fucking happens.

I was reading articles on slavery all day yesterday to feed my brain and learn more about it and I saw this awful picture of some dude's whip-scarred back. I wanted to know what an actual slave whip looked like so I could mentally and emotionally connect the two and complete the learning experience that was currently going on. I already knew what the whip was called, but since an article referenced it as a "scourge" I googled "scourge" instead of "slave whip" to see if there were any images of a real life US slavery-era device in a museum somewhere.

You know what I fucking got instead of that? THIS shit:

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ONE cartoon image of a whip and the rest mostly furry FAGGOTTING. This shit ruins whole entire moods. What's worse is that the depiction of the creature is a fucking CAT. Someone somewhere, more than one person in more than one place, wants to fuck that cat character. Not just some one lone freak. A whole community of them.

if I could spit directly into the fucking faces of everyone who brought about this happening, I would.
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I get mainly pictures of transformers when I look up "scourge" on Google images:
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And since Google adapts the search results for every user... is there something you want to tell us? Like, about your obsession with Warrior Cats?
 
Hardline Traditionalist said:
And since Google adapts the search results for every user... is there something you want to tell us? Like, about your obsession with Warrior Cats?
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Are you talking to me? What is a "warrior cat" exactly? If it's something gross I'd rather not know.

I honestly don't know why google decided to show me those things and you the transformers, especially considering transformers is actually a thing I have made searches for in the past lmao. Maybe it knows I have a hyperbolically comedic hatred of furries and wishes to punish me. Maybe the google machine hates me.
 
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Since when can animals not consent? Dogs and cats naturally hump things. If a woman wants to let her dog rail her, that's not hurting the dog. (Penetrating a dog, on the other hand, obviously does hurt the dog and should be punished by death.) Plus, it could always be a robot dog.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA
Edit: I'll tell you this, before I got my cat neutered (before you shit down my throat, I didn't know it was obligatory), he would repeatedly, forceably, try to rape me. Constantly trying to grind on my arm and yowling at me/biting me if I rebuffed him.
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Hey Chenk, didn't know you were on KF.
 
Cats said:
This is it. This is what I'm fucking talking about. This is how Cats gets pissed off.

I am into history big time. Most of the shit I search on Google has some sort of link or tie in with history, or part of the whole reason I search for it has to do with wanting to know something about history in one way or another. I spend hours diving into historical research for fun. You know what I don't spend ANY amount of time doing? Seeking carcinogenous to the soul, Fur-Faggotted imagery.

But this is what fucking happens.

I was reading articles on slavery all day yesterday to feed my brain and learn more about it and I saw this awful picture of some dude's whip-scarred back. I wanted to know what an actual slave whip looked like so I could mentally and emotionally connect the two and complete the learning experience that was currently going on. I already knew what the whip was called, but since an article referenced it as a "scourge" I googled "scourge" instead of "slave whip" to see if there were any images of a real life US slavery-era device in a museum somewhere.

You know what I fucking got instead of that? THIS shit:

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I like how there's a few images of the Green Sonic the hedgehog from the hit video game series but technically from the archie comics where Sonic runs a biker gang in an alternate timeline and has the nickname Scourge and is also green because he has emerald cancer. (the cancer comes later). He is also in legal limbo of usage because a writer copyrighted a bunch of spinoff media characters and wants to use him for NFTS.
Do not buy the NFTs they are NOT official SEGA products they are by a SWINDLER WHO STOLE GREEN SONIC FROM UNDER THE NOSES OF THE VIDEO GAME COMPANY.
 
Man, fucking furries have made searching for cute Pokemon or Klonoa pictures a fucking nightmare.
 
Cats said:
This is it. This is what I'm fucking talking about. This is how Cats gets pissed off.

I am into history big time. Most of the shit I search on Google has some sort of link or tie in with history, or part of the whole reason I search for it has to do with wanting to know something about history in one way or another. I spend hours diving into historical research for fun. You know what I don't spend ANY amount of time doing? Seeking carcinogenous to the soul, Fur-Faggotted imagery.

But this is what fucking happens.

I was reading articles on slavery all day yesterday to feed my brain and learn more about it and I saw this awful picture of some dude's whip-scarred back. I wanted to know what an actual slave whip looked like so I could mentally and emotionally connect the two and complete the learning experience that was currently going on. I already knew what the whip was called, but since an article referenced it as a "scourge" I googled "scourge" instead of "slave whip" to see if there were any images of a real life US slavery-era device in a museum somewhere.

You know what I fucking got instead of that? THIS shit:

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ONE cartoon image of a whip and the rest mostly furry FAGGOTTING. This shit ruins whole entire moods. What's worse is that the depiction of the creature is a fucking CAT. Someone somewhere, more than one person in more than one place, wants to fuck that cat character. Not just some one lone freak. A whole community of them.

if I could spit directly into the fucking faces of everyone who brought about this happening, I would.
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I mean, to be fair, you're terrible at googling, if you thought a whip would come up if you searched "scourge". For most people, that word is an adjective. Try "scourge whip" and you get what you're looking for.

Also 99% of those images, barring the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog nega-universe version of the titular character, is from Warrior Cats. I wouldn't outright call a series of childrens' novels about real cats in the real world a furry thing. I've never even read them and I know that the books are through the lens of stray cats who see the world like native american tribesmen. Furry-adjacent, but not furry on its own.
 
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, I feel bad for the kids of today. All those cute and cool animal cartoons meant to teach kids lessons or have cool adventures before adulthood set in. Now we have grown-ass degenerate adults who latched onto literal pre-school kids shows.

Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
My cousin’s daughter loves wearing cat ears and a cat tail to school because she loves cats. She’s six years old. Her dangerhair teacher said she was expressing early signs of “onset furryism” and my cousin is now trying to find her a new teacher. Fucking fetishistic clown world.
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You have to be making shit up.
 
ArnoldPalmer said:
Also 99% of those images, barring the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog nega-universe version of the titular character, is from Warrior Cats
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Sorry I don't know a lot about what's popular or well known on the internet anymore I spent a very long time away from this place so I still think shit like the ebola scare was a recent thing and apparently there was an alleged real zombie discovered in Miami or something?

Also something important you should know about me is that
 
It's not just furries, it's degenerates of all stripes who ruin everything. You can't Google images of cartoon animals? No, you can't Google images of anything, at least in popular media. If I feel like looking at some cool DBZ images I'll inevitably see some Goku & Vegeta faggotry mixed in, and I don't even bother trying to type in girl characters, at least the fag shit is only sprinkled in, the girls are certainly sexualized in 99% of cases.
 
SSj_Ness said:
It's not just furries, it's degenerates of all stripes who ruin everything. You can't Google images of cartoon animals? No, you can't Google images of anything, at least in popular media. If I feel like looking at some cool DBZ images I'll inevitably see some Goku & Vegeta faggotry mixed in, and I don't even bother trying to type in girl characters, at least the fag shit is only sprinkled in, the girls are certainly sexualized in 99% of cases.
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Worst of all sexualized cartoon girls are the least degenerate thing search brings up these days, which is saying a lot. Now you're going to get all kinds of :islamic content: for fairly normal queries. Let's say you want to find instructions how to inflate something. If you turn to pictures, you guessed it - it's going to display fetish shit.
I suspect there is mass manipulation occuring at Jewgle as we're speaking for reasons that are incredibly nefarious, to say the least.
 
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