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Pikimon said:
I dont care what happens to the other characters, I just want the Queen of Thorns and Lady Mormont to just go around dropping shit and criticizing everyone.
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Let's have an alternate universe spin-off where the Queen of Thorns and Lady Mormont team up like those shitty buddy cop films and wreak havoc all across Westeros.
 
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TheAmazingAxolotl said:
Let's have an alternate universe spin-off where the Queen of Thorns and Lady Mormont team up like those shitty buddy cop films and wreak havoc all across Westeros.
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Who would play the exasperated Chief of Police who is this close to firing them? Cersei?
 
Like, I'm trying to imagine what would happen if show scenes happened in the book continuity.

Say, imagine it was Victarion who Dany told not to reave. I don't think he'd understand that those words could be used concurrently, except maybe in the sentence "Those guys over there told us we should not reave, let's kill them and steal their things".

Anyway, the best way to sum up the interesting things that've happened is "The North Forgets!"
 
My sword was soft and floppy. It was valyrian steel hard earlier.

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My source was /r/freefolk
 
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I like this episode. Natalie Dormer finally died, Tommen's holy reign was short as hell and he an heroed, and Cersei gets revenge on a very salty nun. What more could they add in.
Edit: yeah, they had to make Arya go full Titus Andronicus on Walder Frey.
 
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TheAmazingAxolotl said:
I like this episode. Natalie Dormer finally died, Tommen's holy reign was short as hell and he an heroed, and Cersei gets revenge on a very salty nun. What more could they add in.
Edit: yeah, they had to make Arya go full Titus Andronicus on Walder Frey.
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This episode was very predictable. But I wanted Sansa to kill Littlecuck.
 
Jackass RN said:
This episode was very predictable. But I wanted Sansa to kill Littlecuck.
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tbf he's probably going to get it next season while King of the North 2 Electric Boogaloo rages on, but all we get for now is some cradle robber trying to fuck the daughter of his dead unrequited love
 
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selere said:
Tommen took "King's Landing" quite literally.
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#TOOSOONBUTFUNNYASHELL

Goddamn why do I have to wait a full year after that awesomeness?

Since when could Varys teleport?
 
Margeary :(

Also looks like Kings Landing is going to go hungry again without the Tyrells.
 
Oh I think King's Landing has much more pressing matters at hand now
Cersei's Queen
 
CWCissey said:
Oh I think King's Landing has much more pressing matters at hand now
Cersei's Queen
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Its going to be a really short reign considering half her allies are dead and basically every significant house now hates her.

She has to now deal against the Starks, the Tyrells, the Martells, the Ironborn, Dany and her 3 dragons, a horde of Dothraki horsemen, an Unsullied army and the hostile townspeople who now depise the ground she walks on for killing a popular king and queen and religious leader.

And now even her brother is faltering in his love with her.
 
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Pikimon said:
Its going to be a really short reign considering half her allies are dead and basically every significant house now hates her.

She has to now deal against the Starks, the Tyrells, the Martells, the Ironborn, Dany and her 3 dragons, a horde of Dothraki horsemen, an Unsullied army and the hostile townspeople who now depise the ground she walks on for killing a popular king and queen and religious leader.

And now even her brother is faltering in his love with her.
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I see a bookend happening.

Jaime will have to kill Cersei when she goes nutso and tries to blow up King's Landing, maybe only setting off the stockpile under The Red Keep
 
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Wheeeeee.

Way to go Cersei. I hope King's Landing becomes metal as fuck with her rule. Already seems to be well underway with half the city burning and judging by the coronation... I guess that was the coronation... apparently the sun has stopped shining.

And the deal with Dany... okay, yes writers. Let the empowered woman team up with the lesbian pirate, the rad-fems from Dorne, and sail across the sea with thousands of cockless men and horsefuckers. I GET IT, THANK YOU.

And at least Jon Snow apparently has a 10-year old girl he can bring into battle and burn down entire houses with a single sentence.
 
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