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Oh yeah I mentioned Confederate in my last post, for those who dont know what this is, allow me to enlighten you...

“The show chronicles the events leading to the Third American Civil War. The series takes place in an alternate timeline, where the southern states have successfully seceded from the Union, giving rise to a nation in which slavery remains legal and has evolved into a modern institution. The story follows a broad swath of characters on both sides of the Mason-Dixon Demilitarized Zone – freedom fighters, slave hunters, politicians, abolitionists, journalists, the executives of a slave-holding conglomerate and the families of people in their thrall.”

Or to put it simply, in a couple years time we will see the BLM version of A Handmaids Tale style persecution porn as written by DnD, with the story based around heroic fREEEEdom fighting journalists opposing FFFFFFUCKING WHITE MAAAAAAAAAALE slave hunting corporate CEOs and politicians
On a network run by jewish men comes a show run written by jewish men about how terrible white people are. What a tiring stereotype that has become. I don't even have to specify which show, because its a shoe that keeps on fitting - could it be Confederate or Watchmen? Why not both! Hollywood is so creatively braindead.

Varys betrays Daenerys by spreading the news that Jon is the real heir to the throne and straight up telling him "Look I don't know if Daenerys is going crazy or not but I know you're sane and would make for a better king" when he reaches Dragonstone. Tyrion tells on him and Daenerys gives him the Tarly treatment.

Tyrion begs Daenerys to stop the siege if she hears bells toll. She apparently agrees.

Jaime has been captured offscreen and is held prisoner, Tyrion goes to free him and tells him to save Cersei by escaping through a secret passage out of the Red Keep, They'll find a boat waiting for them. I think Davos is the one who leaves the boat there as a favor to Tyrion but I have no idea if he knows who will be using it.

Arya and The Hound are inside King's landing. She wants Cersei and he's ready for the Cleganebowl.

The siege begins, Denerys effortlessly solos both the Iron Fleet and the Golden company (who is standing OUTSIDE the walls for some reason) , takes out all the scorpions and destroys the city gates.

The good guys enter the city and all the Lannister soldiers surrender. The bells are tolling, and the fight apparently ends without any civilian dying, the only casualties being the Golden company Mercenaries and a bunch of pirates. But uh oh, Daenerys doesn't like the sound of the bells and goes crazy (no, I'm not making this up) and starts burning down the citiy, roasting most of the population of King's landing before heading to the red keep to burn it. Grey Worm goes "Yass kween slay!" and starts killing Lannister soldiers, followed by the rest of the Unsillied, Dothraki and Northmen. Once they're out of defenseless soldiers to kill they move on to the civilians.

Arya and the Hound are inside the Red keep as it starts crumbling, he tells her to choose life over her revenge and get the fuck out. She does.
Cersei, Quyburn and the Mountain are escaping the Red keep, when they are stopped the Hound. Mountain kills Quyburn by bitchslapping him into oblivion. Gregor and Sandor start fighting as Cersei runs away. The fight ends in a draw and they both die.

Jaime is about to enter the secret passage into the red keep when he stumbles upon Euron who survived the destruction of his fleet and just happened to be there because the plot demanded it. Euron decides to fight Jaime (despite the fact that they met near the escape boat and he could have just taken it and run away) , Jaime wins and kills Euron but is seriously wounded. He enters the keep and reaches Cersei. They talk a bit and die together as the escape tunnel collapses on them.

Daenerys won't fucking stop destrying King's landing and the army retreats before she decides to burn them too. There is a long scene where Arya escapes from king's landing and befriends a horse (yes really).

End of the episode.
There's no way they didn't shit on this season intentionally. Someone cannot write that story in good faith, it would be impossible. They decided to burn the show to the ground and are having the biggest larf over this.

Dany going apeshit is fine--I don't even mind her being triggered into madness--but the way it was executed came out of nowhere and makes it look like this was all because of Missandei and not, you know, because she recently lost Jorah, two dragons, Jon's love, etc.

Missandei wasn't worth the lives of innocent civilians.
They should have killed her before all those cringeworthy love scenes.
 
Playing devil's advocate again, this hasn't been the worst season of the show, and "The Bells" wasn't the show's worst episode. Both seasons six and seven were worse, and Benioff and Weiss should've been fired for them. The real reason why this is getting hit so hard now is because fans are uncritical by nature, and it takes time and effort to truly rip their devotion to pieces.

I've seen beloved shows with worse seasons, but I've never seen sheer laziness and hackery on the part of the chief creative decision-makers do so much to bring down a worthwhile property.

Bravo.

There's a huge number of talented actors in the world, not only in the United States, Great Britain and the Commonweaalth countries that are mostly ignored because they were born in the "wrong" place.

Also, it would've been nice to see the Arya Stark/Ilyn Payne showdown. I mean, since she's already at King's Landing... 💁🏻‍♂️
Remembering important characters from earlier seasons for the sake of a payoff?

Who do you think Benioff and Weiss are? Gilligan and Gould?

IIRC Payne's actor had to bow out due to throat cancer? I think that's why Bronn trained Jaime in S4 or S5
They replaced Dario with some dude who looked nothing like the original actor even though Dario never did anything memorable nor important, and they've had three different actors play the Mountain.

It's sloth. Plain and simple.
 
There are people defending all this tripe, Sansa fangirl lolcows who think the whole series is about her, hate genuine compelling characters from the books like Jaime or Tywin or the Hound, and think the endgame is Sansa marrying Jon while Arya and Daenerys end up flayed alive. The "Jonsas" are pretty much the mean high school girl clique of the fandom, who go around harassing others for not liking the characters they like and not appreciating the "genius" that is Jonsa. Throw tantrums in that anyone who disagrees with them is an uneducated moron who doesn't read the books or something like that. Also, these are like, women in their late 20s, so the "they're teens" excuse doesn't work here.

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Really, if they wanted to do this, they should've made her a lesbian and had her seduce Dany. Sophie Turner's a dyke in real life, so she would've had a chance at actual chemistry with Emilia Clarke. Even if it failed, it wouldn't be any more preposterous or goofy than the Jon/Dany romance, or the uncountable errors they've made from season six on.

She married a guy this year. Is she still a dyke or a bisexual now?

As for GoT, not sure why anyone thought this was going to end happily. Haven't watched the last 4 seasons, but I read some of the cliff notes for 8 and the writing was very obviously on the wall when the walker leader guy was killed so anticlimactically in just one episode's battle.
 
D&D don't even know their own show, never mind the books.

The Slaves didn't magically rise up against Slavers in Mereen at the sight of Daenarys' approach. Greyworm infiltrated the city, broke their chains and armed them, giving them means and motive to revolt. Indicating that, once upon a time, Daenarys understood that she had to give people a reason to love her, not simply point at the other guy and scream 'tyrant'.
 
On a network run by jewish men comes a show run written by jewish men about how terrible white people are. What a tiring stereotype that has become. I don't even have to specify which show, because its a shoe that keeps on fitting - could it be Confederate or Watchmen? Why not both! Hollywood is so creatively braindead.


There's no way they didn't shit on this season intentionally. Someone cannot write that story in good faith, it would be impossible. They decided to burn the show to the ground and are having the biggest larf over this.


They should have killed her before all those cringeworthy love scenes.


Jewish people exist in this wonderful space where they can be minorities and free from criticism or they can be white people and free from consequence. The only time this works against them is when they attempt to run for public office, because generally white people see them as crafty shysters and legitimized conmen and minorities see them as conniving white people who control everything.

Hollywood fits best for them because they can make woke productions about how evil white people are, all while free from the consequences that goes along with that accusation. And then granted teflon when the show gets criticized.
 
So..... what exactly are they gonna do with the last episode? I mean... who fucking cares?

But fuck it, I'll make a prediction.

When the rocks fell and everyone died, it just so happens they were under qyburn's lab. They got splashed with the zombie juice that was used on the mountain.

So a melted together Jaime and Cercei will rise from the rubble, (Think akira). But wait! It also turns out some qyburn juice was in the fire pit the hound and the mountain fell into! But the mountain was already zombied once, so he's out of luck. Now we got the zombie hound!

And, who could forget from season 2, ned stark's head was mounted on the walls of king's landing. Where do you think that head ended up? Nowhere else but, you guessed it, in the puddle of qyburn's patented zombie elixer. So ned's head fuses to the hound's body, now we got a 2 headed hound/ned stark zombie vs Giant Gelatinous Incest Monster JamCercei.

I mean, think about it, the show's been waiting all this time for Ned to finally get his revenge, and become king, as was foretold in season 1.

Oh right... danaeris. She... I dunno... decides she wants to go live with dario who is now another different actor, a 7 foot tall black albino woman. Obviously this is not acknowledged in any way. Oh and the dragon... I dunno.. marries Jon Snow. They adopt Tyrion as their son.

The end.

See, it rhymes! Like Busta!
 
I'm honestly enjoying the misogyny sperging on Twitter since I've been attacked since season two for pointing out that Daenarys isn't any better than the rest. I knew the low information Dany cosplayers would do this if she actually turned.

She was close to going mad queen back in season 4/5 before Tyion and Varys turned up to run her cities. It's not a coincidence that things went to shit as soon as she stopped listening to them.

Sure the final descent was rushed but everything has been for the last two seasons.
 
The writing may not be so great anymore but the acting, cinematography and action scenes are still great. I still enjoy the show despite the magic been gone.
I agree that everyone else is putting out and trying their best. But they have had no real leadership from D&D the last few years.

The episode was actually not as awful as I feared it would be. Tyrion & Jamie's scene was actually a highlight of the series. I had no problem with Arya abandoning her plan with the Hound because they paid for that with their relationship. She trusts him. She likes him.

But it's just unforgivable from a storytelling point of view to have Danaerys do what she did. No buildup to it, just a few rushed scenes. Two episodes ago she was mourning Jorah as they fought to defend the realm. One episode ago she made Gendry a lord.

And Jon still looked like a fucking cuck the whole episode.
 
I agree that everyone else is putting out and trying their best. But they have had no real leadership from D&D the last few years.

The episode was actually not as awful as I feared it would be. Tyrion & Jamie's scene was actually a highlight of the series. I had no problem with Arya abandoning her plan with the Hound because they paid for that with their relationship. She trusts him. She likes him.

But it's just unforgivable from a storytelling point of view to have Danaerys do what she did. No buildup to it, just a few rushed scenes. Two episodes ago she was mourning Jorah as they fought to defend the realm. One episode ago she made Gendry a lord.

And Jon still looked like a fucking cuck the whole episode.

Agreed. Recently rewatched the entire series in preparation for season 8. I feel Danaerys was always gonna go down a dark path watching it again but they really should have shelled out for 10 eps for seasons 7 & 8. They certainly rushed it.
 
D&D don't even know their own show, never mind the books.

The Slaves didn't magically rise up against Slavers in Mereen at the sight of Daenarys' approach. Greyworm infiltrated the city, broke their chains and armed them, giving them means and motive to revolt. Indicating that, once upon a time, Daenarys understood that she had to give people a reason to love her, not simply point at the other guy and scream 'tyrant'.


Isn't that more to do with her declining mental state though? She isn't thinking rationally, she's thinking she is in the right no matter what.
 
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