Game of Thrones Thread

Now I have never written a book before, so I won't judge him, but if there's just too much plot to wrap up why stick to two books? Wasn't the series originally planned to be 5 books anyway? If he writes non-filler stuff for 4 books for example he could naturally tie everything up and give extra content to his fans. Granted this question is a decade late, but still.
The problem isn't the plot that he still has to write and more that his story so far is a giant clusterfuck of people being scattered over several continents and he has to tie all that somehow back together into a coherent plot.
In some instances, he might not even know how to tie it back together, like Lady Stoneheart and so on.
 
Now I have never written a book before, so I won't judge him, but if there's just too much plot to wrap up why stick to two books? Wasn't the series originally planned to be 5 books anyway? If he writes non-filler stuff for 4 books for example he could naturally tie everything up and give extra content to his fans. Granted this question is a decade late, but still.
I've never worked at McDonald's before, but if I order a Big Mac and it takes them six hours to make it, I'm not going to make faggy excuses to justify their laziness.
 
Tyrion being a Targaryaen isn't as insane as it sounds (although I don't believe it either). There's a rumour that Aerys slept with Joanna Lannister when he was a prince or something. The weird eyes, the dragon dreams, it's not just pulling shit out of thin air. It's also nice because it brings up Nature vs Nurture thing. Even if Tyrion isn't the biological son of Tywin, Tywin thought he was - he raised and shaped who he is, and is still responsible for treating him badly.

If you want there's an actual schizo theory that he's a human chimera(?), having the DNA of more than one father.
Now I have never written a book before, so I won't judge him, but if there's just too much plot to wrap up why stick to two books? Wasn't the series originally planned to be 5 books anyway? If he writes non-filler stuff for 4 books for example he could naturally tie everything up and give extra content to his fans. Granted this question is a decade late, but still.
The original series was planned to be 3 books and included a Jon/Arya/Tyrion love triangle. Kinky. It then went to 5 books with an in-story five year gap, and now 7 with the gap abandoned.

All of this doesn't matter though. George is going to die with any lasting legacy in tatters.
 
A morbid thought I've had is that George believed he was gonna die long before any of this shit happened, he probably got stuck on his last book but thought to himself "It's ok the TV series will give fans an ending for me, and even if it sucks I'll be dead by then".
 
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So who will be the poor schmuck that will be hired to ghost write an ending, once this old kook keels over? Will it be Brandon Sanderson again, given how they tapped him to finish the Wheel of Time?
Bringing in Sanderson became such a meme that someone asked him about it in a reddit AMA. He basically said he thinks George is an edgy nihilistic pervert and he wouldn't feel comfortable writing in the style he'd need to to wrap up ASOIAF.
Apparently he's very Mormon.
 
Bringing in Sanderson became such a meme that someone asked him about it in a reddit AMA. He basically said he thinks George is an edgy nihilistic pervert and he wouldn't feel comfortable writing in the style he'd need to to wrap up ASOIAF.
Apparently he's very Mormon.

Hey man even Mormons can be right about some things.
 
Bringing in Sanderson became such a meme that someone asked him about it in a reddit AMA. He basically said he thinks George is an edgy nihilistic pervert and he wouldn't feel comfortable writing in the style he'd need to to wrap up ASOIAF.
Apparently he's very Mormon.
Ya know I think i have mentioned this before but it probably bears repeating, but I have a hunch that ol' fartin-martin either finished or was very close to finishing back round about 2013-2015 but the onset of currentyear gave him cold feet due to the fact he is shoulder deep up the taint of the "respectable" fantasy/sci-fi clique in media and publishing who have been some of the most backstabbing tryhard snakes in the entire wokesped catalogue, so he has either been endlessly reworking it to suit the ever changing demands of the diversity and inclusivity and sensitivity retards or is just waiting until currentyear ends so he can publish the rape filled edgelord teen fodder he wants to without being blackballed out the proverbial country club
 
Ya know I think i have mentioned this before but it probably bears repeating, but I have a hunch that ol' fartin-martin either finished or was very close to finishing back round about 2013-2015 but the onset of currentyear gave him cold feet due to the fact he is shoulder deep up the taint of the "respectable" fantasy/sci-fi clique in media and publishing who have been some of the most backstabbing tryhard snakes in the entire wokesped catalogue, so he has either been endlessly reworking it to suit the ever changing demands of the diversity and inclusivity and sensitivity retards or is just waiting until currentyear ends so he can publish the rape filled edgelord teen fodder he wants to without being blackballed out the proverbial country club
He's already admitted he's rewriting some of the preview chapters (and it's almost certainly Mercy, even the non-wokespeds thought it was pretty gross for 12 year old Arya to be seducing Raff the sweetling), so that's not completely implausible.
 
Oh god, can you guys even imagine if they hired Chuck Wendig to finish ASOIAF? :story:
He'd manage to make the GoT finale look like a laid back waltz through the lush woods of Arnor.

The lance breaks. Into splinters. The knight careens in his saddle, wibble-wobbling around herkily-jerkily. As he falls, the female knight smirks. She smirks. She bested him and now she smirks.
 
What's up with the palisade of extra swords flanking the Iron Throne? Looks stupid. I get that the size of the throne (and number of swords) in the original series isn't book accurate but that seems a silly way to try and fix it.
 
What's up with the palisade of extra swords flanking the Iron Throne? Looks stupid. I get that the size of the throne (and number of swords) in the original series isn't book accurate but that seems a silly way to try and fix it.
Worst thing about it is that there's swords on the floor that make it look like a rubber carpet. I mean, it is a rubber carpet, but the effects guys usually make sure you can't tell.

Either way, this doesn't look too terrible, but after GoT, I am more than weary. And it looks like they introduce shit to pander to modern politics, such as an aryan rastafari clown. No thanks.
PS: I've seen better outfits at comic cons.
 

The presence of Matt Smith already has me questioning how bad this could turn out, no mention of D&D yet but the director(s) still haven't been announced
This looks awful..also judging by the way they structured the trailer with the BOOM BOOM BOOM (GET EXCITED CONSOOMERS!)..I'm doubtful this series will have what made seasons 1-4 fantastic/memorable which is why GoT got such a large following in the first place. Even in the comments people are bemoaning 'Season 8'...Bitch Season 8? Season 7 was equally as terrible and unless you're talking about how Season 5 jumped the shark and Season 6 became 'yes queen slay' idk.
What's up with the palisade of extra swords flanking the Iron Throne? Looks stupid. I get that the size of the throne (and number of swords) in the original series isn't book accurate but that seems a silly way to try and fix it.
They should have just made it book accurate. Judging by the throne alone they are making something terrible.
 
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I'm doubtful this series will have what made seasons 1-4 fantastic/memorable which is why GoT got such a large following in the first place.
One thing that drew in a number of views was nudity. I don't see that happening in this new project. If there is nudity, it'll be an obese fat troon or something equally horrid to discourage viewership.

The takeaway from Dumb and Dumber was that characters saying "cunt" or "dick" a lot was the height of wit, so that's what a bunch of their characters did like retarded pokemon in the latter seasons. I expect terrible writing that'll make Chuck Wendig and Karen Traviss blush.
 
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