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- Jun 13, 2016
My bold take is that Star Trek: TNG also suffers from the Twilight Zone problem. There's just too much shit there. It's a pinball table aimed at niche pinball fans (like Twilight Zone) and as such, it was never going to have enough mass market appeal to REALLY make bank in the same way The Addams Family did.
Yes, but it has the flow and satisfaction, and the widebody cabinet means it's less cramped. Is it not satisfying slapping a shot right up the left loop and then using the upper flipper to perfectly send it round the ramp, and "Ah, the Picard manoeuvre" or chaining shots from the cannons into the Borg sinkhole, or the sheer intensity of its six-ball multiball?
I still believe Attack From Mars is one of the best pinball games of all time simply because of how simple it is. Smash the big fucking saucer at the top of the playfield over and over again while cheesy quotes play. You throw a 5 year old in front of it and they know what to do.
There is only one correct way to play AFM and that's with the volume right up and the lights off. Theatre of Magic has that factor as well though with more mysteriousness and a slight edge of mockery, what with "You must concentrate!" and "You must believe in the magic!" and so forth if it detects you're having difficulty. Unfortunately whenever I've played one IRL recently it's always been misaligned so the balls eject from the basement hatch right down the middle of the drain.
Also No Fear.
Also Cirqus Voltaire, because it's fucking ridiculous what with the Ringmaster head and the excessive sound effects and the neon tube that lights up when you get up the ramp and the dynamic synth version of Entrance of the Gladiators and the garish lime green and pink colour scheme.
But yeah, here's another pinball I can't stand which is strangely popular. The Simpsons Pinball Party. Not for play reasons though, but for its general aesthetic. It's like they were trying so hard for the whole game to be a meme what with the Super Secret Wizard Mode and all that.