April 9, 2023
50 is the New 70 degrees Fahrenheit
By
Mark C. Ross
Gee, record snowfall practically everywhere. Many have been enduring well-below-normal spring temperatures. When is that atmospheric heat-trapping going to kick in? If I had mastered Photoshop, I'd have put together a picture of Al Gore driving a snow plow...with palm trees in the background. But reality is disturbing enough.
Many reporters covering the ongoing devastation being wrought by tornadoes bend over backwards to tie the phenomenon to global warming. It so happens that
this is tornado season — when cold Arctic air masses collide with warm, moist air masses coming up from the Gulf of Mexico. The death and destruction on the ground is happening because of
where the twisters touch down, which is a largely chaotic process.
H.L. Mencken is credited for saying, "Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American public." Until I looked this up, I thought it was P.T. Barnum. Careful research, don't you know.
Mean sea level is actually the most reliable indicator of global temperature trends, because it is global and not local. According to NASA's
website, the oceans have so far been creeping up at 3.3 millimeters per year. It takes almost 305 millimeters to equal a foot of distance. Oy! Having studied both climatology and paleontology, I can say that, should sea levels stop rising and start falling, we may well be entering the next ice age.
C'mon, this "climate change" rap is a fairly naked attempt by the "Totalitarians" to enslave us, the masses. Just scare the crap out of us. There ya go, it'll work like a charm. We'll gladly surrender just about all of our freedoms in order to imagine saving the planet. Now, that's major-league virtue-signaling.
A little ancient history lesson just now seems appropriate. There used to be a place in time known as the Pleistocene, the most recent ice age. Biologically, mammals replaced reptiles as the dominant land animals. Along with birds, mammals are
warm-blooded. They generate their own internal heat — unlike reptiles, insects, and fish, which are dependent on ambient environmental temperature to support their metabolic processes.
Wooly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers are well known species from this epoch. They were much larger than their modern descendants because of the severely cold weather that they had to endure. This illustrates an interesting little trick of nature. As animals increase in size, their cubic volume increases in three dimensions, while their surface area increases in only two. Thus, warm-blooded animals retain internal heat much more
efficiently as they get bigger and bigger.
Meanwhile, the Earth no longer sustains
giant reptiles. Gators, crocks, and pythons are today's largest. It takes fairly warm weather to support animals that are not warm-blooded. Yet the prospect of "climate change" is flaunted as a serious problem. Simply put, it's entirely a
political effort.