Good things about Chris

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Hongourable Madisha said:
I vaguely remember him having a DNA ancestry test done and being very excited over his 0.1% African and Ashkenazi heritage and how this made him black and Jewish. No mention of his Cherokee heritage, the test showed he has no native American DNA but he'd apparently forgotten the whole Cherokian thing.
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To be fair that's not unique to Chris. White guilt Americans take these tests all the time to try to show that they're at least a tiny bit a part of some victim class. South Park did a great episode on this.
 
Although he's crazier than Jonathan Yaniv, Chris is not as genuinely dangerous to other people, except of course his mother. If Yaniv were to develop an online flirtation with an adolescent girl, he'd probably follow through with it, and after the sex stuff, the girl might be murdered. Chris, on the other hand, would just bitch and whine and make excuses about how he didn't have time to be with the girl.

(I'm talking about the sweetheart-seeking Chris, not the Apocalyptic Post-Dimensional Merge Messiah Chris.)
 
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Ms. 45 said:
Although he's crazier than Jonathan Yaniv, Chris is not as genuinely dangerous to other people, except of course his mother. If Yaniv were to develop an online flirtation with an adolescent girl, he'd probably follow through with it, and after the sex stuff, the girl might be murdered. Chris, on the other hand, would just bitch and whine and make excuses about how he didn't have time to be with the girl.

(I'm talking about the sweetheart-seeking Chris, not the Apocalyptic Post-Dimensional Merge Messiah Chris.)
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I don't think yaniv ever tried to run anyone over with a car before...
 
Cory and Trevor said:
Chris graduated from college.
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Albeit from community college, with a two year Associate's Degree that took him five years to earn. There's nothing wrong with this in and of itself (plenty of people struggle, and have to attend college part-time, etc., and his autism could be thought of as a similar handicap), except that Chris has repeatedly claimed it as a Bachelor's Degree in numerous profiles of his, and otherwise promoted it as a greater achievement than it actually is.
 
Ms. 45 said:
Although he's crazier than Jonathan Yaniv, Chris is not as genuinely dangerous to other people, except of course his mother. If Yaniv were to develop an online flirtation with an adolescent girl, he'd probably follow through with it, and after the sex stuff, the girl might be murdered. Chris, on the other hand, would just bitch and whine and make excuses about how he didn't have time to be with the girl.

(I'm talking about the sweetheart-seeking Chris, not the Apocalyptic Post-Dimensional Merge Messiah Chris.)
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I disagree. Chris was always a sex pest that was, thankfully, held back by his ineptitude. Remember how he couldn’t keep his hands off of Megan? Or he admitting to possibly raping her had he not had his self-produced smut of her to spank it to?

Even Classic Chris was a monster deep down. He was just an seemingly impotent and clownish monster so nobody paid it any attention.
 
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The Stereophonics wrote a song called Thousand Trees, about a PE teacher accused of molesting a girl (though it's never stated in the song if he's guilty or not). The song goes on about all of his good deeds and how he's loved by the community, but ends with people cursing him out and smashing his picture hanging up in a local pub.

The chorus goes

It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches
It only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.

If the trees were his good deeds, Chris never had a thousand to begin with. The few (ultra few) points I could applaud him for are now long forgotten.
 
Alpha Kennybody said:
The Stereophonics wrote a song called Thousand Trees, about a PE teacher accused of molesting a girl (though it's never stated in the song if he's guilty or not). The song goes on about all of his good deeds and how he's loved by the community, but ends with people cursing him out and smashing his picture hanging up in a local pub.

The chorus goes

It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches
It only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.

If the trees were his good deeds, Chris never had a thousand to begin with. The few (ultra few) points I could applaud him for are now long forgotten.
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That song was mostly a lament about how rumors catch fire and can destroy a community. I'm pretty sure they purposefully never tell you if the rumors are true or not, because it doesn't matter insofar as the damage has already been done. There's no evidence and the coach comes back from jail, but the stigma stays so he has to leave.

Not comparable to Chris at all since Chris himself was the one making the claim. Chris torpedoed his own reputation and there's no rumor involved. The only doubt at all would be how much did Chris make up, but it's not the same when the difficult-to-prove accusations come from your own mouth.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
That song was mostly a lament about how rumors catch fire and can destroy a community. I'm pretty sure they purposefully never tell you if the rumors are true or not, because it doesn't matter insofar as the damage has already been done. There's no evidence and the coach comes back from jail, but the stigma stays so he has to leave.

Not comparable to Chris at all since Chris himself was the one making the claim. Chris torpedoed his own reputation and there's no rumor involved. The only doubt at all would be how much did Chris make up, but it's not the same when the difficult-to-prove accusations come from your own mouth.
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Well that's a narrow viewpoint. It's also about how one fuck up undoes countless good deeds. The "you fuck one sheep" joke. Or it can be about how the risk of hero worship. I compare it to chris because even though notorious, he had a huge following. Yet any pity you could have had was undone by a single act. A single match if you will.

Agree or disagree but I think it applies.
 
Considering the last time Chris was in legal trouble and got put on that stupid "therapeutic Docket" program, I hope he serves as an example to why tard programs like it simply do NOT WORK.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Considering the last time Chris was in legal trouble and got put on that stupid "therapeutic Docket" program, I hope he serves as an example to why tard programs like it simply do NOT WORK.
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Radical Goodspeed said:
Diversion programs in general are bullshit that are more court extortion rackets than rehabilitative.
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I think that they can work for some offenders like young teens who got caught doing something like kickiing over bins, but as a extension of there punishment i.e. kicked bins over? Community service doing litter collection and if you stay out of trouble for a year you get X but for adults they don't work especially for people like Chris who treat it as some form of participation compition.
 
He's a self esteem boost for people with low self worth. Sometimes I think my life sucks but then I remember Chris and I don't feel so bad about myself any more.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
To be fair that's not unique to Chris. White guilt Americans take these tests all the time to try to show that they're at least a tiny bit a part of some victim class. South Park did a great episode on this.
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Fun fact--we Americans are such mutts, it throws off the tests when it comes to American Indian ancestry. It just gets reported as white.
 
He was really entertaining when he was being trolled by wacky characters. Especially when all they had to do was put out a youtube video and wait for him to find it.
 
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