Good things about Chris

[Trve_Odin]

He made me laugh, and cry.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

He's (unofficially) set a world record for being the most documented human.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

He makes me feel better about myself because at least I'm not him. Whenever my mom is yelling at me to get a job I always think "at least I'm not that fat tard chris"

 

[The Fool]

He's provided us Kiwis (and people before) with tons of hilarity and amusement, sparing us from boredom and making us feel better about ourselves.

What's so funny about Chris? The guy is an absolute menace to society and needs to be stopped at all costs. What Sadam did was potatoes compared to Chris

 

[Chrisology1337]

He is the only common person that has a high chance of being remembered in detail by people 500 years from now.

 

[tardwrangler]

he's couth, he's eloquent and his angular dick hits the g-spot every time

 

[NinFreakLan]

He is the only common person that has a high chance of being remembered in detail by people 500 years from now.

Mostly for being a goddamn laugh and a half.

 

[Chrisology1337]

Mostly for being a goddamn laugh and a half.

I'm pretty sure so much of his life has been and will be documented that a future post abrahamic religion will be made out of him.

 

[AnOminous]

For the millionth time, there is nothing good about Chris at all.

 

[ThatManInTheTopHat]

What's so funny about Chris? The guy is an absolute menace to society and needs to be stopped at all costs. What Sadam did was potatoes compared to Chris

Lord help us when Chris finally unlocks his psychic levitation powers. We'll all be damned

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Well...maybe the Patti tribute in Sonichu?
Wasn't exactly what you would call good, but it shows he cares (or rather, cared given how he treated Sorbet) about animals?
...Yeah, I got nothing else.

 

[Blow Standard]

He's (unofficially) set a world record for being the most documented human.

I actually did a Google search on who the most documented human in history was, the Kiwi Farms was the very first thing that came up, asking if Chris was the most documented person in history. He definitely has the most things documented that I didn't need to know. (I'm pretty sure I could have survived without knowing about dirty crapped briefs) But I'm pretty sure there are others faaaaar ahead of Chris documentation wise.

But as far as common people go, y'know, not presidents, historical figures, or leaders, I'd say Chris is pretty high up there.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

no man can stop him

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

His fat can be cut off and used for rations in Africa.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Nothing, Nick Bate has done more with his life than Chris. Nick Bate actually got laid.

So did Chris.

He might have paid for it but at least he wasn't diddling fucking kids.

 

[Y2K Baby]

High pain tolerance.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

this website wouldn't exist without him

 

[Collections Agent]

He's blissfully unaware of how terrible his life is, making him curiously optimistic

 

[Guy Smiley]

He is a prime example of how not to act on the internet and in real life.

This is it right here. Chris is a cautionary tale for the digital age.

-Don't believe everything that you read online.
-Don't trust random strangers on the internet.
-Don't reveal personal information about your life on the internet.

There are probably hundreds of other lessons to be learned from his stupidity.

 

[Magique]

Nothing, Nick Bate has done more with his life than Chris. Nick Bate actually got laid.

He DID get laid fyi.