Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

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I rarely eat out and and I buy my meat and produce from local markets. I'll still buy prepackaged cereals, though.

My "guilty pleasure snack" (which I've cut back on significantly over the last few years) is a can of Hormel chili mixed with a jar of queso, with a bag of Tostitos Scoops. It's almost worth the terrible shits that follow.
 
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Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
I've had two spells with fasting. One was back at the start of college, and it was basically part of some emotional trouble at the time and I just found it easy to not eat. Radical dieting that was also a subconscious way of expressing unhappiness. But after I knocked it off it was very hard to go back to. The other was after seeing a thing in a church about it. (The preacher, by the way, was a big fat man that died relatively young from his unhealthy lifestyle.) For a while it was satisfying, but there were two ways I ruined it. One was that, as I lost weight, I got too focused on the material payoff and not the spiritual principle of it. The other was that I would allow myself to drink things like caffeinated coffee as an appetite suppressant, which violated the spirit of the fast.

All told, I see it as part of a broader problem of a complete indiscipline that I have allowed to actually get worse in my adult life instead of better.
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Perhaps you can try the spiritual and material fasting again (currently in the Nativity Fast, which isn't going the best on the spiritual side). Today (Thursday) being rather lenient (a fish, alcohol, and olive oil day) so one could ease into it. Though I don't know which denom you are, so I wouldn't know how strict or lenient your fasting rules are.

As for the other stuff: are you in a dorm or an apartment? Cause what has helped me in the past and currently, is using a day to prepare meals for the week, and having a whiteboard on the fridge that states what dishes are in there, and how many of each dish.
 
we can finally make french fries at home. no that does not make it any healthier.
 
Meat sticks meat sticks.

The problem with meat sticks is that they're ridiculously calorically dense. One of the larger slim jims (which still isn't very big) is genuinely like 300 fucking calories. Not much point in avoiding carbs when science allows humankind to pack that many calories into a simple, unassuming meat rod.

Once in a while I will still eat them though.
It's like eating jif peanut butter on white bread, you can feel yourself turning fatter and trashier in real time. Eat too much and you pass out and wake up in a trailer park with a case of diabetes and no memory of your past life.

It's a dangerous game to play, but without (meat stick) risk what's the point of anything?
 
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I have been skipping lunch and just drinking one or two sodas instead. I'm losing weight. I didn't even do this intentionally. It just made it easier and faster to work later in the day. I think I'm going to stop doing this when I run out of soda though. It can't be healthy.
 
I can't eat out anywhere or get classic junk food anymore but years ago when I'd get drunk, I'd microwave some bacon bits and dump them and the grease into a bag of crunchy cheetos.
 
Sebben Crudele II said:
I only drink water and mate/tea, but I enjoy a cold coke as a treat sometimes. Especially as a float. Makes me very happy
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Guilty as far as the coke is concerned. Especially Mexican coke. 99% of what I eat is made myself and healthy but man does a coke taste good. I will break any streak of good eating for a pizza and cold Mexican coke
 
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HindWisdom said:
Would like to see if someone can make a whole criterion list identifying what exactly makes a food item goyslop. Is it just supposed to be an antithesis to a healthy diet? or does it have to have something specific to be goyslop?
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In my opinion, goyslop is:
  • Low in nutritional value (dusting something with micronutrients doesn't count, Kellogg)
  • Low in quality ingredients (cheap), using chemicals and highly processed materials as substitutes for actual food
  • Lacking in good flavor, instead opting to overload the consumer's lizard brain via an addictive substance (sugar, fat, caffeine, oil, whatever the hell those sugar substitute petrol products are, specific texture combos, see flavorology for more on the concept)
  • Made to be eaten quickly and in caloric excess
  • Mass produced
I'd say the first three are required for it to count, mass production just makes it more obvious, and being eaten quickly tends to be a side effect of the sensory overload. The food is not made with love, be it for the recipient or for the craft, it is but soulless slop to get the masses to eat as much of their product as possible. McDonalds and the Twinkie both embody these vices. They don't really taste good, but they hit you with so much grease, oil, and sugar that your brain can't help but register it positively, enticing you to eat more all while providing next to nothing other than calories and regret. The goal is your money, the ramifications be damned.

Thread tax, I cannot leave oreos dunked in milk alone, it is only through sheer willpower and guilt that I don't eat an entire family size sleeve in one sitting. I start a conga line of dunking one while eating the previous one. Half a row is the least I'll eat if I start, the chocolate of the cookie is just too good, and that 2/3rd soft with a dash of crunch is sublime.
 
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I never buy soda in the grocery store but every once in a long while I will run through a McDonalds just to facefuck a large Dr Pepper
 
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Bought a couple boxes of this because it was discounted to 1.50.

Don't know how to feel about it. I liked the idea of savory oatmeal more than its actual execution.

I also really like IRL maple-flavored bacon. But this was just meh.

It tastes more smoky than sweet.
 
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White bread and chips have a stranglehold on me. Especially buffalo stax. I cant buy them anymore because I eat the whole thing in one day.
 
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Im actually lowkey struggling with my goyslop consumption. Why are energy drinks so addicting? Monster Rehab in particular. I try replacing it with tea or coffee yet it doesnt hit the same, and because I am so sleepy due to my medication my body craves high calorie food in which is hard to resist buying as I work at a goyslop gas station fast food chain. Even when I eat it though, it doesnt hit the same as an energy drink. Soda also doesnt hit the same, I hate soda, Rehab isn't carbonated.

My doctor said I need to stop drinking energy drinks especially since my medication raises my heartbeat when I already have an irregular one to begin with, yet I feel so deprived. Im the type of person who literally eats a healthier diet while drinking energy drinks. Dunno what to do. I feel like giving in, bruh.
 
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What's the goyslop experts' opinions on corned beef hash? Like yeah it's ultra processed, but the ingredient label seems surprisingly clean (with the exception of sodium nitrite as the last ingredient).
Beef, Rehydrated Potatoes, Water. Contains 2% or less of: Salt, Sugar, Seasoning (Salt, Spice, Dextrose, Extractives of Onion), Sodium Nitrite
 
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