Grand Jury speculation thread

[MegaFaggot]

Wait... We have an outcome ? What was it?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

“The prosecution would like to call to the stand… *checks notes* Joshua Moon.”

Imagine as Josh is walking to the stand, Ethan Ralph bust in and says "YA HONA, I GOT THA TAPE PROVIN KNOWN PEDOFILE JOSH MOON MADE HIM DO IT" and then Josh goes to jail like in the movies.

 

[Penis]

So could Bella get subpoena'd?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Even Heilberg couldn't save Chris. Well this should certainly be a black mark on his otherwise professional law career.

I don't remember anyone calling Heilberg a miracle worker.

 

[powerbar710]

https://youtu.be/YTFNjElMg6w

the neck beard squad is already out and force

 

[GumballFapper]

The first time Chris went through court, Michael Snyder saved his ass. I don't think anyone's going to help Chris this time around.

The second time Rocky Shoemaker bailed him out

The third time he got incredibly lucky because the therapeutic docket was implemented for first time offenders with mental illness instead of jail just a few months before

This time he might not get away with it

 

[️ronic]

Wait... We have an outcome ? What was it?

Chris ascended into his true Goddess form and cast the judge straight to Heck.

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

So, does that mean Sockness, Janke, Null and all other christorical figures could be called as witnesses? And the defence or prosecution could cite the CWCwiki and the Farms?

I sure as fuck so. Check your mailboxes for your summons to court!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

So, does that mean Sockness, Janke, Null and all other christorical figures could be called as witnesses? And the defence or prosecution could cite the CWCwiki and the Farms?

Chris made an account as @LegendaryChristorian to curse us all after a troll girlfriend broke up with him over Doopie.

 

[NicoFountaine]

I just called and told the Clerk to go home and play with her pickle.

 

[Ophelia]

An I just won

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So, does that mean Sockness, Janke, Null and all other christorical figures could be called as witnesses? And the defence or prosecution could cite the CWCwiki and the Farms?

That would be quite the scene.

Even Heilberg couldn't save Chris. Well this should certainly be a black mark on his otherwise professional law career.

Even lawyers know now not to get involved with CWC. Chris is a jinx/blight to everything and everyone he comes across.

 

[Mason Verger]

All he had to do was not fuck Barb

All he had to do was not tell anyone he fucked Barb

All he had to do was take a goddamn plea deal

Happy 100 Pages

It’s pretty wild, this time one year ago his life was on somewhat of an uptick. He had become weirdly popular among various autistic ween factions, he had a large chunk of money coming in from Null, he was a week away from attending a ponyfag Mecca and potentially getting his dick wet with a true and honest boyfriend free girl(that wasn’t related to him).

Then it all went right over a fucking cliff. The best life’s been for him in years to the worst it’s ever been. And it’s only going to get worse from here.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Holy shit.

They did it. They actually did it. I thought he was gonna take a plea deal or just get another continuance. Either way, I thought he would be out soon and back to sperging about dimensions and G5 MLP on Twitter and YouTube.

Instead, they picked the most unlikely, and the most hilarious, option. Imagine Chris in front of a jury having to explain how he actually saved Barb's life by blessing her with his holy pickle.

This is going to be a fun trial.

 

[Rioh]

I’m retarded and don’t know anything about the court system but is there a possibility they offered him a plea deal to avoid trial and that retard said no

 

[No_one]

Chris made an account as @LegendaryChristorian to curse us all after a troll girlfriend broke up with him over Doopie.

I know, I remember.

 

[King Kiwi]

I just did a Google search on what a grand
jury does:

The main purpose of a grand jury is to decide whether an individual should be charged (or “indicted”) for a specific crime, usually only serious crimes. Because of the purpose of this proceeding, it is usually one of the first procedures in a criminal trial.

So basically...

They're just trying to buy more time, almost like a Continuance or something.

 

[anti SJW]

So, how soon until we find out when the grand jury will meet? How long you think it will take before they come back with a decision?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't remember anyone calling Heilberg a miracle worker.

He apparently was a pretty good lawyer for decades, even worked on one of the DC sniper's appeals or something. In Charlottesville, he seems to be pretty well respected, as in local media will call him for opinions on other cases.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I’m retarded and don’t know anything about the court system but is there a possibility they offered him a plea deal to avoid trial and that retard said no

It's possible, a defense lawyer can negotiate the plea deal with prosecution but the defendant still has to actually say they agree to it to the judge. They can always say go fuck yourself to the judge/prosecution at the last second, which of course means their defense lawyer won't trust em anymore and the prosecution will throw the book at em.