Grand Jury speculation thread

[King Kiwi]

doesn't Chris lose the tugboat if he's charged with a felony?

I don't know but this speculation just keeps getting better and better.

 

[Retarded INTP]

A NORMAL PERSON USING THIS SITE

Wat

 

[Sarah Connor]

I haven't really kept up with things, but how did the defense hold up with the argument that incest never talked about a "daughter" raping "her" mother? I just remember it being brought up that they didn't include rules for women, so I expect troons to seethe if Chris is charged as a man.

I don't think Heilberg (or anybody fwiw) cares enough about the gender politics in this case to talk about Christine’s girlcock. All the Twitter snowflakes have moved on from correcting everyone’s “misuse” of Chris’s pronouns, so it’s a null ( ) point now.

 

[bussy mafia]

Gibi (since you're monitoring this thread) I want to personally let you know you are a faggot.

amen

 

[My Name is Mud]

They need to see all the "I just called" jokes.

I just called reddit and discord and they said it's okay if this thread doesn't get featured.

 

[JacksonVanderbilt]

Man, I know its a long shot, but if any Kiwis get dragged into the court room, that would be HIGH comedy

If it’s an open courtroom weens will flock to the point of standing room only. Don’t worry it will be well documented.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Well I think we can say goodbye to our pet lolcow.

I think Chris will go even crazier if he is locked up for ten years, not to mention twenty. I don't think life is in the works unless he gets sent to the crazy house.

Chris has only two options in prison
Go full on insane
or go catatonic

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

/sigh okay let’s try watching what actually happens. When they found Bard she was rushed to the Hospital where she spent weeks. They don’t need her testimony for anything. Guaranteed some sharp cognitive decline is among her diagnosis. Plus they have the condition she was found in.

Pretty sure there were speculations of a rape kit during that time at the hospital

And if she’s suffering a cognitive decline, and Chris sticks his dick in it, while knowing this, it’s a form of rape. Even if she asks for it. Statutory Rape isn’t just for kids. The obligation is on the turbo tard to not stick his dick in his elderly mother.

The cognitive decline was not really proven besides some of Chris's videos where she has some weird eyes and looks all fucky, not to the point that she's unable to consent that we know of, maybe the hospital has another conclusion though

 

[Quixotic Man]

Well I think we can say goodbye to our pet lolcow.

I think Chris will go even crazier if he is locked up for ten years, not to mention twenty. I don't think life is in the works unless he gets sent to the crazy house.

Its not like if in six months or whatever if Chris actually gets sentenced that they will take away his ability to write letters.

Prison isn't going to help Chris' delusions, but they weren't going to get better on the outside either.

 

[MooseGump]

Gibi (since you're monitoring this thread) I want to personally let you know you are a faggot.

If you're going to steal any information from this thread, screenshot this post to call everyone that still follow you a faggot too

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Looks like the Teflon Tard is finally getting Capone’d

I can remember the 789chan livethread for the Michael Snyder case where EVERYONE thought he was finally going to get it. I'll believe it when I see it at this point.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

So 10 years to life at this point, y'allthinks?

10 years might be life for that lazy, unhealthy tard.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I was 99 percent sure that Chris would plead out and be let go with time served. This came completely out of left field for me, and I suspect for a lot of people. I would argue that that warrants a featured post.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Well I think we can say goodbye to our pet lolcow.

I think Chris will go even crazier if he is locked up for ten years, not to mention twenty. I don't think life is in the works unless he gets sent to the crazy house.

This could've been avoided if Borb were better parents and punished Chris correctly. They should've realized the internet was turning their son crazy and should have axed it a long time ago.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I would expect so - he exploded back at the Snyder trial when Snyder won, with the whole 'doesn't deserve a red cent' remark.

The situation is far graver for Chris now, which is remarkable when you consider the Snyder trial almost involved attempted vehicular manslaughter.

I bet there was a tard out. Whenever Chris gets an inflated head, or is reeeeeally looking forward to something good, is usually the time where he gets fucked the hardest. If he went in there thinking he'd be eating McDonalds later today, and back at home, anything that would disrupt his fuzzy wuzzies would immediately cause him to lose it.

 

[*distant thrum*]

If @Marvin gets called as a witness for the, now seemingly imminent, actual trial will he reprise his role as the pickle man in a final confrontation with Chris? It would put a nice bow on this bizarre saga

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

I was 99 percent sure that Chris would plead out and be let go with time served

I would have thought that too until he repeatedly tried to correct the pronouns used by the judge in court. It's a pretty strong indication that he's not thinking clearly

 

[Ass Johnson]

Chris in February : "I'm going home" *goes to mental hospital*

Chris now: "I'm going home" *gets a fucking felony*

 

[JacksonVanderbilt]

This could've been avoided if Borb were better parents and punished Chris correctly. They should've realized the internet was turning their son crazy and should have axed it a long time ago.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Late me if you like but anyone got QR on exactly what the fuck is the current situation without reading 100 pages of contradictory sperging?