I prefer to consider it wacky harmless hi-jinks, Like “Weekend at Bernie’s”.
The court considers it a felony. And you don't live Chris' charmed life.
The only crime there was the crime of choosing to die somewhere that mildly inconveniences me.
That's for the coroner (or prosector, depending) and CSI to decide.
they would still consider me a lovable rascal and dismiss the case!
The prosecutor would see you as an easy notch on his kill count.
Let Tom and Harriet enjoy themselves.
Tom and Harriet would sue your ass, because money. Seriously, it's not wise to poke a family that litigious. Their lawyer would be paid on contingency. Yours would want cash up front.
I know you're only trying to make a joke, but it's not funny, and it's not smart. It's weenish.
I want to see the tard rage that would ensue because he's not allowed inside. As well as most of Chris' hangout spots since they are frequented by young kids.
I think Chris has already gotten himself banned from most of those places. He does everything he can to ignore those bans, but he's not very good at it. Putting him on the SO registry would only increase the consequences the next time he waddles into GameStop or wherever.
Insanity isn't at the time of trial, it's at the time of the crime.
Well you
would have to be insane to want to fuck Barb, but it's the wrong sort of insanity.
Even were it relevant in this case, Chris wouldn't need to "plead insanity". He's going to play his TardCard.
He won’t be banned from furry cons.
After rainfurrest, he probably would be. Furries are degenerate, but liability is liability.
Seriously, furry cons have enough trouble keeping themselves in line without adding Chris to the mix.
iirc I read somewhere that people were clogging the pool filters with towels which led to it exploding.
Oh it was much worse than that.
It's dumb. They should have wrapped this up over the winter but instead, they're probably going to wrap this up during a season when summer weens will be able to shake their sweaty, artificial moobs at Chris in the hot sun.
In the six months they've had him so far, they haven't found anywhere to dump him, so they're giving themselves the maximum time possible to find somewhere. There's no use in wasting the court's time on pointless hearing after hearing after hearing if they don't have anywhere to put him after.
However bad Chris is, the Bronies won’t care.
The con organizers will. They have enough to deal with without also dealing with Chris (and the cloud of weenery he brings).
Chris really does not look good for 40
When has he ever?
At least that event might be the last straw for venues and maybe it won’t happen again.