Grand Jury speculation thread

[A-№1]

This is very, very good advice.

I've seen it happen. Related: never turn down a wedding invitation. The bigger the better. Never mind wrestling or boxing, you can't pay to watch the sort of fights that happen at weddings, especially if the bar is free and the drinks have been flowing.

…it's almost a shame Chris is never getting married. That would have been something to see: all the Westons and Chandlers in an enclosed space with an open bar, and the bride's family all there wondering what the fuck they've just walked into.

Yeah, where have I heard that before?

Chris has also expressed no interest in children. He has expressed an interest in his own mother, even while denying it. Why?Because that's what Chris has always wanted from women: a mommy he can fuck. Children have nothing to offer Chris, and would only be competition for the best toys.

tl;dr: Chris doesn't want to fuck a child. He wants to be the child.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris has also expressed no interest in children. He has expressed an interest in his own mother, even while denying it. Why?Because that's what Chris has always wanted from women: a mommy he can fuck. Children have nothing to offer Chris, and would only be competition for the best toys.

tl;dr: Chris doesn't want to fuck a child. He wants to be the child.

It'd be more accurate to say he wants to be a child but with the benefits of being a teenager going through puberty, or an early 20 something.

Chris has made a few questionable passes at younger (but still legal) people on Twitter, just see that tweet he made about some artist chick Chris said was "cute enough to get away saying shes younger than she looks."

And then of course there was his hanging out with the teen troon squad, best case scenario he saw himself as " one of the kids," and was hanging out with them to look cool.

Then again they claim Chris did make passes at them and even brought out his old bag of tricks, ergo getting way to close and uncomfortably clingy to them, which is saying something considering they were a bunch of retarded gen z ftm troons.

 

[FinnSven]

I've seen it happen. Related: never turn down a wedding invitation. The bigger the better. Never mind wrestling or boxing, you can't pay to watch the sort of fights that happen at weddings, especially if the bar is free and the drinks have been flowing.

I have also experienced this firsthand. A former sister in law of mine drunkenly danced on stage to take away focus from the bride and groom, punched a fat girl, and shagged an inbred gatecrasher while her cuck partner sat on the steps waiting for her to be done. Finns and Booze, an interesting combination.

Chris has also expressed no interest in children. He has expressed an interest in his own mother, even while denying it. Why?Because that's what Chris has always wanted from women: a mommy he can fuck. Children have nothing to offer Chris, and would only be competition for the best toys.

tl;dr: Chris doesn't want to fuck a child. He wants to be the child.

Yep. Plus it is not like Chris was never around children as an adult.
Granted he had to be asked to leave Pokémon tournaments and things where he was behaving hugely inappropriately, but it was because he was crying and sperging out over losing, not cause he was trying to touch children.

 

[silentium]

Maybe I'll donate it to some children's charity in Chris' name and send Chris a letter informing him of his generosi
I read that as Barb tried to seduce Tom (let that image rock you to sleep tonight), but Tom refused. But yeah, their relationship isn't very good. i can understand why Tom and Harriet turned Chris away, but I've never quite worked out why they're bothering to help Barb.

I don't think it's a matter of good relationships that's making them help Barb. They're probably understanding she doesn't have long left and are considering that a dead Barb at 14BC is a lot more hassle than a dead Barb close by or in a nursing home. I wouldn't be surprised if Cole is also indirectly involved.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Plenty of sex offenders are opportunistic. They might not necessarily be into kids per se, but if that's all they have access to and they think they could get away with it, they'll go for it.

It's hard to imagine a sexual act more depraved than raping your extremely elderly mother. It's totally plausible Chris would "soul bond" with a special needs girl if that's all he could get access to.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Then again they claim Chris did make passes at them and even brought out his old bag of tricks, ergo getting way to close and uncomfortably clingy to them, which is saying something considering they were a bunch of retarded gen z ftm troons.

TTS were definitely not kids -- they were young adults. Some may have been legally minors, but only barely. 17 at the youngest. At one point they claimed they were all minors when they met Chris, but after Lukas was doxed he/she was proven to be 18 at the earliest possible time. The others have not been doxed but presumably they're similar.

I'm not saying it's impossible for Chris to be seduced by jailbait. I'm saying that he's not a pedofork, and doesn't seem particularly interested in anyone who doesn't have boobs.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

I seem to remember him advocating for lowering the age of consent. And there was that thing with Zapina wanting to do porn but couldn't because of "dumb laws".

To be honest, noncery isn't that far fetched.

 

[Turbocuck]

Chris might fuck a minor if it was dropped his lap but I doubt he would actively pursue it. I also don't think he would be interested in CSAM. My understanding is that a typical path towards child pornography starts with really extreme legal pornography. The perverts desensitize themselves to the point that they "need" more and more taboo, horrifying stuff to get off. They graduate from fapping to gore to the ultimate taboo, child rape. To my knowledge there's no evidence that Chris is into especially weird porn or has extreme fetishes beyond autogynephilia. His greatest fantasy seems to just be for one single solitary human woman to want to fuck him.
Chris probably also wouldn't know where to find CSAM, and if he found some, how not to get raided by the FBI. If he did download some, we would almost certainly know because he would have a federal case against him for it.
I mean who knows. As they say, no river long enough doesn't contain a bend, but there's no evidence for it and the fact that he only has the one charge of incest seems like good evidence against.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

People saying Chris has never knowingly gone after the younger age range -

This is when they are stripping for women's rights and she was told no because she to young but she can hold the camera.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Rungle]

Chris wouldn't survive in bigboy prison.

Assuming Chris is only in a holding facility at the moment he has not seen the true criminals yet.

I hope he gets guilty though, theres nobody outside to hold his hand anymore and you cant do alot with your autism card after you raped your mom.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chris has also expressed no interest in children.

It's not the matter of interest anymore. It's the matter of "if Chris ends up with someone helpless who he can take advantage of to rape, would he do it" and I think the answer is obvious, he will just cover it with "IT WAS CONSENSUAL, I TRIED TO HEAL HER". He won't be able to hunt children on the streets, since any girl will run away from this badly dyed, smelly and dead-eyed freak, but taking advantage of some poor disabled child nearby? Easily. And if you want to say something like "well, Chris would never go so low", just go here and look how people reacted to others taking matters seriously.

Chris doesn't want to fuck a child. He wants to be the child.

That's actually a big problems with tards. They grow up, but never mature, however, suddenly they have sex drive. Since they don't know how to do it with adults, they can try do this with others who share the same low IQ i.e. other tards and children.

Is there anywhere Chris has attempted to justify child abuse or been expressly told not to do it?

His comics had some weird parts even by his standards. Like an underage girl losing her clothes on stage and hiding. I mean, the point was that she become a woman, but she is still at school and underage. But like I've said, it's not a matter of interest anymore. If Chris will have blue balls and an opportunity to take advantage of someone, he will do it and feel 0 remorse.

 

[Muu]

So is it possible that they won't tell the public when the next date is?.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

His comics had some weird parts even by his standards. Like an underage girl losing her clothes on stage and hiding. I mean, the point was that she become a woman, but she is still at school and underage. But like I've said, it's not a matter of interest anymore. If Chris will have blue balls and an opportunity to take advantage of someone, he will do it and feel 0 remorse.

"I'm the virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking with it." - a three year old Sonichu girl

 

[FinnSven]

It's not the matter of interest anymore. It's the matter of "if Chris ends up with someone helpless who he can take advantage of to rape, would he do it" and I think the answer is obvious, he will just cover it with "IT WAS CONSENSUAL, I TRIED TO HEAL HER". He won't be able to hunt children on the streets, since any girl will run away from this badly dyed, smelly and dead-eyed freak, but taking advantage of some poor disabled child nearby? Easily. And if you want to say something like "well, Chris would never go so low", just go here and look how people reacted to others taking matters seriously.


That's actually a big problems with tards. They grow up, but never mature, however, suddenly they have sex drive. Since they don't know how to do it with adults, they can try do this with others who share the same low IQ i.e. other tards and children.


His comics had some weird parts even by his standards. Like an underage girl losing her clothes on stage and hiding. I mean, the point was that she become a woman, but she is still at school and underage. But like I've said, it's not a matter of interest anymore. If Chris will have blue balls and an opportunity to take advantage of someone, he will do it and feel 0 remorse.

OK.

There is a case that Chris has the potential to abuse a child if somehow, he has the opportunity.
Unless someone had so far not had their child taken from them due to thorough irresponsibility and incapability to care for it, thus seeing Chris as a reasonable overnight babysitter,
I don't see how he would be in a position where he could take advantage of a child.

Any of his relatives who may have children will all be aware of what has happened, and even people from the internet, other Troons, white Knights and Bronies would know not to trust him around any vulnerable person.

All this aside, I still don't think it is likely that his case is being delayed as Feds have found CP on his computer, and I don't think he has previously demonstrated any real interest in CP or child abuse.

His thing about Barb has been hinted at for years, there are photos of him wearing Barb's underwear, his own dreams/fantasies, and Barb's own inappropriate behavior towards him.

Another thing, which I don't think anyone else has mentioned, is that when he has been creepy towards young women and possible minors is when this happens, they have given him some demonstration of interest. It was not sexual or romantic, but as Chris is so desperate for such attention, any attention he gets he will lap up and try to turn into romance or sexual interest.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

"I'm the virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking with it." - a three year old Sonichu girl

That's just a dumb joke he stole verbatim from Family Guy.

 

[anti SJW]

I called it. They haven't found a shrink willing to take that case

Can the state force a shrink that works for them Chris' case to try to reform Him like they assign defense attorneys? If Chris is deemed mentally unstable or whatever, do they have that option?

Not that I think it would work. Chris is way far too gone at this point.

 

[Skitterways]

Can the state force a shrink that works for them Chris' case to try to reform Him like they assign defense attorneys? If Chris is deemed mentally unstable or whatever, do they have that option?

Not that I think it would work. Chris is way far too gone at this point.

Finding a shrink means finding him a bed in a facility. Good luck with that quest. See my other posts.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

That's just a dumb joke he stole verbatim from Family Guy.

Yeah, I know but it's unintentionally funny in the context that he gave it to a 3 yr old character to say at her school play about the first Christmas.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't get it. What's the difference between say, him getting convicted and then spending 10 months in jail, or him spending 10 months in jail and then getting convicted?

Because of the huge reason that Chris hasn't actually been punished. He's not in jail because he fucked his mom, he's in jail because he was betrayed.

EDIT: Like what if it gets turned into a felony, the case drags on, and Chris spends 2 years in jail until conviction and THEN gets let go with time served. Would that still be "scot-free" in peoples eyes?

Yep, it would be another Teflon Tard move because again, he's sitting in jail right now, lets say another year. He leaves his 3 star hotel suite to go to his "official" hearing. They say he's guilty, but oops, no "punishment" and they let him out. That is going to do exactly what it's done every other time he's been hauled into court and given continuation after continuation, nothing for Chris. In every single one of those other times, he's showed no remorse, and didn't think he did anything wrong, because he wasn't nailed.

If he went into a hearing and and he was dead to rights, THEN got a year or two, that would be completely different for Chris's outlook. Remember, he thinks where he's sitting right now is the "punishment" solely for being betrayed by trolls, not for anything to do with his mother. He thinks once this is all over, it's back to Branchland and everything will be back to normal.

He's "Chris Chan, in jail for being betrayed", not "Chris Chan, in jail because a court ruled him a mother fucker and that was bad".

Then again they claim Chris did make passes at them and even brought out his old bag of tricks, ergo getting way to close and uncomfortably clingy to them, which is saying something considering they were a bunch of retarded gen z ftm troons.

I'm not saying it's impossible for Chris to be seduced by jailbait. I'm saying that he's not a pedofork, and doesn't seem particularly interested in anyone who doesn't have boobs.

The problem with the TTS is that Chris knew they were teenagers, probably had at least an idea they were underage, but still didn't waste any time grabbing all over them the first chance he got. When a teenager calls a 30+ old man "rapey" and describes that man touching them inappropriately, that's a really bad thing. Doesn't matter if afterwards they were 18, Chris didn't even give it a second thought.

And it goes back to Chris's long history of not keeping his hands to himself. The Impulse stories show him glomming onto a bunch of "young lesbians", and we've seen countless examples with other people where Chris just can't his hands to himself. Even at Fridays After Five, there's pictures of interacting with a very young girl, and again, talking to teenagers. Even after the TooManyGames fiasco, Chris has warped everything around so that it was now a "Troll setup", not some fat, greasy, simpleton of a man grabbing and slobbering over anyone and everyone when he was warned multiple times not to. And what punishment did get Chris get for that? Some drama where lots of women helped him cheer up and possibly a ban.

Now mix that into Chris's warped desire for "a daughter". Now he's firmly in the incest camp. Anyone that's really looked at Chris's rapey behavior, seeing and reading that stuff, would come to some pretty awful conclusions based solely on that.

Chris has a significant problem with assault, and yeah, he has a history of assault and in some cases, sexual assault. He's never been guilty of any of that in a court of law, nor had any punishments except a finger wagging and maybe a ban.

 

[A-№1]

It'd be more accurate to say he wants to be a child but with the benefits of being a teenager going through puberty, or an early 20 something.

Of course Chris wants the benefits of being an adult with the responsibilities of a child, but what matters is he wants someone else to provide both for him. Small children can't provide him with that.

they claim

I wouldn't take their claims any more seriously than I take Chris'. Also I believe they were all older than you think.

Finns and Booze, an interesting combination.

My experience with Finns and booze is most can drink a hell of a lot for their size, but whatever their personal limit is, you don't dare go over it by even an ounce. It's like an alcoholic critical mass sort of thing.

It's the matter of "if Chris ends up with someone helpless who he can take advantage of to rape, would he do it"

They would have to be EXTREMELY helpless for Chris to be able to take advantage of. Again, small children and medium sized dogs can kick his ass.

That's actually a big problems with tards.

Chris isn't so much retarded as he's too lazy to learn.